Cavcraft Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I thought I'd accidentally sorted Puma number one's water loss, as the expansion cap seal looked like it was coming adrift. Anyhow, jiggled it about and all was well (albeit on short journeys) but today the water has dropped again. It's almost certainly the HCV 'thing'. The brakes weirdly enough don't seem to vibrate now, so a bit of heavy use has probably freed off a sticky caliper. The real pisser though is the headlights, they're hilariously bad so driving LAC is a bit of a no-no in the dark on country roads. Maybe there's some wet and dry/buff 'trick' that'll make them better, I'll have a look later. Meanwhile, I was out in it early doors today, and it's still an absolute riot to drive. dome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Puma dip beam has always been known to be pants, my boss way back in 2001 complained about how bad they were on her newish Puma. I offered her a swap with my mk2 Cav as the dip beam on that was great, but she didn't seem too keen on the idea... Cavcraft and DeeJay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 If you live in London or phone Radio 1, do you absolutely HAVE to sound like Big Shaq or an American rapper? sporty-shite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 If you live in London or phone Radio 1, do you absolutely HAVE to sound like Big Shaq or an American rapper?What is Radio 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 What is Radio 1?Twist your wireless tuning dial slightly to the left when listening to Classic FM and you'll find it. stonedagain and chaseracer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Twist your wireless tuning dial slightly to the left when listening to Classic FM and you'll find it. Then very quickly turn it back & promise yourself to never do that again. privatewire, Rusty_Rocket, chaseracer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 If you live in London or phone Radio 1, do you absolutely HAVE to sound like Big Shaq or an American rapper? No you can also sound like other types of cunt. This also applies to frank skinner ruining absolute classic rock on weekend mornings. adw1977 and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Trapped in the bastard house since Wednesday. Car parts arrived this morning. Car still wont work. Still stuck in house. Fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Will deliver smol_bub's XCubeStation on Tuesday evening. Put kettle on. Need any shopping doing? eddyramrod and SiC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 If you want a brew I may need milk! Unsure on shopping front yet. Depends when the ex wife is off work. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Its the same for reversing lights, they don't seem to work over 70mph either. Will buy anyone who can prove me wrong a pint.Having followed my mum along the motorway and seen her try to go for 6th gear in her (then-new-to-her) 205, I can confirm that this is bollocks. Sadly no photograhic evidence however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I did something similar years ago, hoofed it in 3rd and was indecisive about whether to go straight up to 5th or just use 4th... Went half way and chose reverse instead! myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I've tried doing it in the MGB. Reverse is where 2nd gear is on most cars, so going to 2nd from 1st you have to remember. Then going back to modern cars, I have a habit of selecting 3rd instead of 1st. You can get away with it in my Civic but the Aldi post emissions fix has zero torque in 3rd and stops itself dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 The real pisser though is the headlights, they're hilariously bad so driving LAC is a bit of a no-no in the dark on country roads. Maybe there's some wet and dry/buff 'trick' that'll make them better, I'll have a look later. Meanwhile, I was out in it early doors today, and it's still an absolute riot to drive. If you are keeping it then fit a set of white HID's to the dip beams, they are projector lights so won't dazzle anyone and its a half hour job to do once you work out how to remove the headlamps, the difference will literally be night and day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 If you are keeping it then fit four massive Cibies for that rally car look, the difference will literally be night and day EFA for class dome, Jazoli, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BavarianRetro Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Can 2018 be the year that, "Aldi" instead of "Audi" finally stops? Please? Went into local BP with an attached M&S this afternoon. What's on display? Fucking "Happy Easter" bunnies! If I hadn't put fuel in already, I'd have walked out. Mr_Bo11ox, Cavcraft, Pillock and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I've just been shopping in Audi, I like their cheap German brands...and the beer tooSavvy, richardthestag, scaryoldcortina and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Rocket Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Can 2018 be the year that, "Aldi" instead of "Audi" finally stops? Please?Get to the back of the queue! 'All VXs are shit' got tiring in 2015 but it still seems to amuse those who crave acceptance... richardthestag, John F and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Can 2018 be the year that, "Aldi" instead of "Audi" finally stops? Please? It also winds my mum up a treat when I call our (and their old) Audi an Aldi. I don't think I'll ever grow up. 59Impala, HillmanImp, cros and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I used to drive a 6spd van all day, get in my battered 405 to drive home and mash Reverse at the same point in the journey every single day.I think my learning curve is flat. Bucketeer, FakeConcern, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Get to the back of the queue! 'All VXs are shit' got tiring in 2015 but it still seems to amuse those who own/have to maintain one... Rusty_Rocket and tooSavvy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frogchod Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 All Vauxhalls are not shit. I'd be happy with a Cresta or Ventora However the Vectras and Astras that I had inflicted on me as company cars can FRO. In other Grumpiness, most of today I have been fitting a tow bar to my new* van.Ebay listing said 30 mins to fit, no holes to be drilled and no bumper cutting.So obviously I've had to go out and buy a big drill bit and cut the fucking bumper. And now I've got a new tow bar ,domestic management informs me I can now collect the materials for the new kitchen ... eddyramrod, cros, 59Impala and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Can 2018 be the year that, "Aldi" instead of "Audi" finally stops? Please?Went into local BP with an attached M&S this afternoon. What's on display? Fucking "Happy Easter" bunnies! If I hadn't put fuel in already, I'd have walked out.An Aldi/Audi finally stopped on the A52 this morning, dickhead went flying past in the wet, two miles down the road there is a kink that often catches the clueless and low and behold he was in the barriers, there was a Mazda stopped so not sure he had clipped that as well or if they had stopped to help. It was properly fooked. eddyramrod, 59Impala, purplebargeken and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Can 2018 be the year that, "Aldi" instead of "Audi" finally stops? Please?Get to the back of the queue! 'All VXs are shit' got tiring in 2015 but it still seems to amuse those who crave acceptance... What IS tiresome is people believing they have the right to force their opinions on the harmless activities of others by attempting to dictate how they express themselves. Maybe this could be the year THAT finally stops. "Please"? Cavcraft, Supernaut, richardthestag and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 " runs off to put popcorn in microwave " alf892, richardthestag, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 " runs off to put popcorn in microwave "..... pictures, or it didn't happen* *AS meme TS Tamworthbay and chaseracer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 FBB6D219-BC8F-443C-9010-0341AF47F91D.jpeg Bastard. Overstayed by 9 minutes when loading my car outside my flat. My bad of course, fair cop but a £40 mistake!Can you argue you were "loading and unloading" if that gets you out of it? S850A Dummy-SALAPARead that as Dummy SLAPPA, like one of them blow up dolls is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Rocket Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 What IS tiresome is people believing they have the right to force their opinions on the harmless activities of others by attempting to dictate how they express themselves. Maybe this could be the year THAT finally stops. "Please"?Eh? John F and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Hunt Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Been a decades long fan of this stuff, introduced to it by my Dad when I was a kid. I recall the introduction of Araldite Rapid a good few years ago, same stuff just set faster. Been in a Red and White tube for as long as I can remember. Went out to get some the other day, can't get it. There is now Araldite for plastic, Araldite for Ceramic and Araldite for Metal. I wanted the metal stuff but they aware our of stock of it. That's the bloody problem Ennis, years ago all they had to stock was one variety, now they have to stock all types. Sometimes I just wish they wouldn't fook around with stuff alf892 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Gorilla glue is good. cros, adw1977 and purplebargeken 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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