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Renault 4. Better than a 2cv* *Your opinions may vary. But you're wrong. Says BRANFYND but in the ad it appears it's been sitting in his own garage, the twat. Just under a bag so far, Brizzle. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133907492342?hash=item1f2d822df6:g:UyUAAOSwcDZhbYPS#viTabs_0

@vulgalour to the beige phone please https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234242744414?hash=item3689f4a05e:g:4Q0AAOSwcUhhbWuW

One for the more twisted coach-pervs.... Is this the equivalent of a snuff movie or a scat film? @cms206 @rml2345 @davidfowler2000 @Inspector Morose and anyone else... £500RNM no bids. Pershore. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115049541544?hash=item1ac97cafa8:g:3TcAAOSw5VRhayh5

As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982 Edit, it's a non-runner. Balls.

His grandad appears to have collected some steam engine stuff, including some pipes and a scale model of a Sentinel. @JimH

Possibly..... but I've been careful with the one's I chosen, I've omitted all the Ford stuff!

Next, THAT SPANISH BASTARD. £1700ish off ebay. Much derided at the time, because having bought what was obviously an uncared-for, thrashed to death example, instead of cutting my losses and calling Sneaky Louie to make it disappear, I continued to spunk money on it. So, I've sort of got unfinished business here. When it was behaving, and one was in the mood to drive like your trousers were on fire, it was outstanding. So I'd like to try one that's not fucked. This one is £4995, but it looks like it's been mollycoddled. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/114998440858? hash=item1ac670f39a:g:6qIAAOSwLShhRlns Moose Version 1.0 I bloody loved this car, bought off eBay at a bargainous price, about £1500 IIRC, but had a bit of a trek to go and get her; on the way home I discovered how amazingly inadequate the brakes were, coupled with the unexpected turn of speed, causing a nervous moment when some silly arse pulled out in front of me while I was "clearing the pipes". Only sold it after Stepdaughter_Outlaw ran it without water in it after a jubilee clip expired, and her dad said it'd be fine as it's a cold day.....It wasn't.No V40 T4's about (apart from one on ebay which appears to be fucked) so I'll have this 2.0T for £995. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1372907 Finally The Slag Chariot. Paid over 5k for this, 1999/2000, was the Si with the 130bhp lump. Made a great noise - both engine and general rattle, but never failed to make me grin. Sold when SWMBO's knees deteriorated to the level where she needed an automatic, and couldn't get in and out any more. Couldn't find an Si, so this XR3i version will do. £4495 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265266258768?hash=item3dc319e350:g:GqwAAOSw9tJaahSZ

Howdy Shiterz! After a conversation with Fatha_Outlaw at the weekend discussing ex-fleet members, I decided to have a look at how much it would cost me to replace them at today's prices. I've done some online "shopping" and it only reinforced that I really should have kept (most) of them, but I'm sure we've all had that thought..... So I've decided to turn it into a challenge for you all. TEH RULEZ You have a theoretical budget of £50,000 to buy a minimum of 3 of your old rides, maximum of 5. Obviously if a large percentage of your old chod were mark One or Two Escort Mexicos, it's going to be difficult. You can only use fixed price advertising publications to buy; so no using eBay auctions to buy a Jaaaaag E Type at £24.36 (Reserve Not Met). So, Ebay Classifieds, Auto Trader, Car and Classic that kinda shizz. Purchase price only... not bothered if it's abroad, so shipping doesn't count, if you see something on Leboncoin or Ebay USSR or summert. Pictures of your old chod and the prices paid would be nice, although not compulsory, but obviously we need to see what you're buying with my* generous* gift* So, I'll start: JLE627V Renault 4TL. Bought as a one owner little old lady car May 1987, my first car. About £800 IIRC. Purchased Thursday evening, stuck on it's side Sunday morning. Last words from the driver "Do you want to see something really scary?" To replace it, at this point there's not a lot about. Car and Classic have an 845cc TL, so despite having a 1108cc GTL as my first "second" car, I'll stick with that. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1386039 £4000 of peppermint green lovliness. Sarf Afrika tho. Next The GS Pallas. Paid £75 for it - surprisingly it ran, looked like shite, as it had been living outside for 3 years with a buggered clutch. Purchased as Fatha_Outlaw had a GSpecial SMM347S when I was 7, and despite it giving me car sickness I always remembered how comfy it was and how the engine used to rev like a bastard. Dragged it home, and with my mate Monkey, a HBOL and rudimentary tools we set about changing the clutch. What a fucking ballache. Had some bits left over, so they got chucked in the hedge. Bro decided to help* with the bubbly door bottoms, so we raided Halfords and bought a shit load of plod and rattle cans. I then arranged a postal MoT. The today replacement is a mid-point between fatha's and mine, a T plate GS Club, in the same blue as dad's. £7250. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1386679

For a first go, that's not bad. I've spoken to the olds and they swear that they've not thrown the destructions away - but they weren't with it when i picked it up. If they surface, I'll get them to you. @juular & @GingerNuttz cheers for replying, I'm no help as it's 15+ years since i've used the old beast! No idea on power etc, I only used it for welding corner plates on bangers (badly - pigeon shite) but I have full confidence in @DoctorRetro to get this done, with the help of experienced metal-stickers like yourself.

F45T GT on a 911 that I raced* the other night on the way back from Dr Retro's. *My filter line was moving faster than his. And he was in the wrong lane.

I take no issue with the engine swap. However, those wheels are criminally terrible. Looks like it's got those "Alloygators" or whatever they're called on there, thus making DA RIMZ look shitter than they should.

As is customary I'm tagging Uncle @eddyramrod, but should possibly be going into the Bargains thread. TEN bags, for a "blank canvas" (ie there's fuck all in it). https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224631983036?hash=item344d1c0bbc:g:Pk8AAOSwnVJhQzFX

Just how shite are these? I was casually tempted when I bought SWMBO's Rio, but the lack of a Badermatic option killed that idea. However: Errrr... Currently £1297 RNM or £5000 BINS https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144234127428?hash=item2195062044:g:ntEAAOSwJzFhXJCZ

And here's another one https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144236098495?hash=item21952433bf:g:R~0AAOSwCzBhXgfb £1020 so far Bolton.