Me 'usband was a player, 'e was shagging at 83
it wouldn't be a problem, but that was 2 doors up from me
so we bought ourselves a Transit, to get away from 'ome
an' camped up in a car park, to quell 'is testosterone
I asked the bugger nicely to get the washin' out on peg
but 2 minutes after this photo, 'e whipped out 'is middle leg !
So in a fit of rage, an' to dampen 'is desire
I threw all of 'is bongo mags out onto the old camp fire
That shut the randy bastard up alright, an' put a stop to 'is cheap thrill
now 'e's sitting by the kettle with a face like a week in Rhyl
I'll put some bromide in 'is tea to stop 'is 'ands from roamin'
an' shove that Thermos up 'is arse if 'e don't stop 'is moanin'
The next day was much better, 'e put 'is trousers on for me
but I need to put some jam on 'is shoes, an' invite the bastards down for tea
The bucket under the table is filled with sponges and bog roll, of course
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...coz when 'e goes out for 'is ablutions, 'e pisses like an 'orse
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