Cavcraft

Six large seems very salty. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-vauxhall-victor-fb/193311695195?hash=item2d0246615b:g:mswAAOSwzfFeKJzu Possibly the one that used to live up the road a bit, not seen it in years if the same one.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Freelander-Pre-Production-RBAC/202885304547?hash=item2f3ce810e3:g:XY8AAOSwUrFeKLbc 'A preproduction model with a chassis number of 411...RBAC Freelanders which were used for the press launch , quality testing and design work. ' Quality testing!

Don't some bailiff firms buy the debt from the company who's owed the money, @outlaw118? Pretty sure that happened during the Poll Tax fiasco. Had a court appearance, didn't really bother then started getting bailiff's letters from some Scouse outfit. We had an erm 'exchange of views' over the 'phone, my mouth wrote some cheques my fists couldn't honour and luckily (for me) they just never bothered chasing it. Would like to think it was because they were scared, but really it would have been because I didn't have a pot to piss in at the time, which they must have realised.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Camper/114078405537?hash=item1a8f9a53a1:g:6kAAAOSwwnNeJ2Gl Imagine a holiday in that fucking thing? I'd rather spin round and round and round and round on a twizzly chair and shit in an ice bucket

Let's see if this effort is any better... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Maxus-camper-van-conversion-2008-LWB-ex-post-office/174165682696?hash=item288d156a08:g:oMcAAOSwrvteKGVO Verdict: No.

How easy it is to cut VW hand brake cables? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Transporter-T25-T3-1987-1-8l-Camper-Van-BEAUTIFUL-HAND-CONVERSION/223869203301?hash=item341fa4f365:g:fhsAAOSwzQFeKJHy 'Beautiful hand conversion' Passing the mayonnaise seems to involve some sort of 'Wallace & Grommit' type caper, where all the spices fall into that shoplifter's handbag, which causes the bog lid to lift up and last night's curry instigated Richard propagates that tomato plant.

You learn something every day. Turns out CF is for Cat Flap. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Ice-cream-Van-Whitby-Morrison-cummins-body-Just-been-painted/223868942038?hash=item341fa0f6d6:g:O-oAAOSwu1FeGKUJ ' ...when it arrived but was an awful colour and needed some TLC.' 'I then had it painted in Matt black and gloss White' And made it 37,615 times worse.

Amen, x a million. The eBay thread can have five pictures of the same car on one page.

The council fucked her off, saying she deliberately made herself homeless. The lady whose house it was was in bits as she'd be renting it to get money support her sick mum (or something like that) and the girl who rented it knew that, yet couldn't be arsed paying and trashed the place.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Norton-Harley/283753057978?hash=item4211000eba:g:KnoAAOSwSlVeKC4O

Yeah, but (ref that Corsa) a couple of hundred quid cheaper and it's heading through the Queensway tunnel.

'Can't pay? We'll Take It Away' and a mum of six who wasn't paid rent for 7 months and left the inside of the house looking like a council fucking tip is getting upset she's being evicted. Heart bleeds for her.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Commodore-GSE/264607476912?hash=item3d9bd5acb0:g:DmoAAOSwvudeKDmg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-2-Corsa-Breeze/124056932477?hash=item1ce25e907d:g:kr4AAOSw7TReKDlk 'Car has a smell of curry but would come out with a valet'

Why's that woman doing a highland fling with the post box though?