outlaw118 3,133 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 As the original Grumpy Old Man thread reaches nigh on 70 pages as I type this, I thought I'd attemp to lighten the mood. What makes you grin/snigger/smirk? It can be anything...seeing a traffic warden spontaneously combust? A particulaly poor joke? A song? A website? I was introduced to this lot by a doctor chum of mine, they're called "The Amateur Transplants". Some will already be familiar with their "London Underground" ditty, but heres another.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7QX0zI ... re=related Please add your own pictures, links, stories, jokes whatever, so we can prove to ourselves we're not all suicidal, miserable old (and in some cases not so old) grumps. Thangyooverrrrrmuch. (in an Elvis style). 2 108 and CarolFOP reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FredTransit 560 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 And 2 AndyW201 and Junkman reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pandamonium 2,915 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 No offence intended! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90BRBx5 ... re=related Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogweasel 20 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Apart from perhaps a crazed smile as a nod towards the utter futility of existence. Usually when it's raining. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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254575 144 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 when you are going to pick up fresh piece of shite, that had a few iffy photos on its ebay listing and the worst description ever. but couldnt resist bidding.and it turns out to be the start of a beautiful relationship Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
155V6 2,695 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Pictures of cats,& those stories about old people driving through walls etc because they put their car in the wrong gear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSparrow 876 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Hmm, for me this thread could be combined with the grumpy old man one, as lately all that seems to cheer me up is taking pleasure in other people's misfortune (I mean stupid people who deserve it). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timewaster 7,781 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Probably seen before, but these pics made me http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004 ... cue-p1.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 24,750 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Probably seen before, but these pics made me http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004 ... cue-p1.phpI've seen that a few times but this picture never fails to make me laugh!, WTF was they thinking?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Apart from perhaps a crazed smile as a nod towards the utter futility of existence. Usually when it's raining.Come on man. Surely you can't watch this video of a dumpy, uncomfortable-looking man pretending to be The Fat Controller to promote "Thomas Land" and not have a slight chuckle. It's the most feeble thing I've ever seen, it cracks me up. Also helps that the entire theme park looks incredibly grim and low-rent. 1 oldcars reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlaw118 3,133 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 That is class.In a shit way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dollywobbler 36,701 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 This makes me smile. Retro-Rides this weekend just gone. HOOOOOON! That and parking up the Moggie this morning and some kid shouting at his Mum (everyone shouts all of the time in Peebo) "WOW, THAT CAR'S COOL!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timewaster 7,781 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 As its Friday night.... 2 Junkman and gm reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Case 1,757 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 There's nothing to beat the sight (and sound) of old cars being really driven. So for just under 10 minutes of pure undiluted pleasure, set your screen to 'full' your volume to 'max' (if you can get away with it ) and enjoy :http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=e ... re=related Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete-M 2,830 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 V8 engines. 1 Junkman reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitevanman 5 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Beer...........on a daily basisBuying shite motorsWatching children be allowed to run riot........................then the joy kicks in as they fall over/ bump into something ........and the parents sudenly become "concerned".................Look after them in the first place you dumb asses TV progs..........Time Gentlemen Please, True Blood, Economy Gastronomy...........where the fuck do they get that amount of money to waste on micro meals etc ...........actually your right......its an extension of the GOM/P thread...............I'm off to drink beer and watch sex on TV Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 24,750 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 I'm happy as I've just found a chap near me that's selling me the set of 4 BMW alloys in this picture (AutoStihl Grifo Alloys (13x6)) which all have good tyres, Plus the anti roll bar links and bushes (1602's never had them fitted as standard) and a set of lowered and uprated springs for £150 and I'm working on a deal to include the Koni Classic Adjustable Dampers that are fitted to it as well. Of to pick them all up tomorrow. 1 Dick Longbridge reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltimateJames 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Spending four days at York races "working" watching the posh girls skirts blowing up over thier heads mmmmmm and chasing the stupid hats about ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M'coli 5,822 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Autoshite moments, like the one tonight. After driving an work pool Focus up from Birmingham got back to the Avenger to drive home. At the first major junction, there's a dark red mk2 Polo breadvan coming towards me. So there's me in the smart shirt etc., and this guy in a suit and tie, both of us in old motors taking a good swatch at each others' cars despite the fact that there's nothing coming. A quick wave, a grin and we're on our way again!Similarly, 11 years ago in the Imp, coming back from a job interview in Oxford on a stunning Friday evening the traffic at pre-bypass Newbury forces me onto the M4 to Hungerford to get to Andover, briefly stopping to phone my pub job at a call box to say I'll be late. 5 minutes later, what's that low-slung thing in the mirror? It's a bloody Clan Crusader, FFS!!! A brief wave as we head for our different destinations, it was great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parky 12,802 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 Dusty Renault 4's pootling around Majorca. Sitting on a plane on a business trip and realising there are only 8 of us on the entire plane so we get entire rows to ourselves. Waking up early on a Sunday, and having a surf and a cup of tea before the kids wake up. Driving along a nice country road with some decent music playing and no-one else about. But to top it all - Rainy Sundays, cup of tea, ham roll, and an old black and white Peter Sellers film like "Two Way Stretch" comes on. Now thats total bliss that is. I'm a simple soul me..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michiel 123 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 Driving the Florian yesterday, listening to it and seeing all the WTF-faces in other cars... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gompo 14 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 Music I like.Having a nice day at work.Attractive girls/ladies/women - providing they're not with what seems a dickhead boyfriend...Reading Autoshite! 1 gm reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris_W_Q4 2 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 Father Ted. Mrs Doyle : "Father Jack, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?"Jack : "Feck off, cup of tea!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 24,750 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 I had to pick the wife up from Colchester at 2am this morning after a her night out with the girls, I was following a mint red Y reg Mk 1 Fiesta 1.1 Pop + down the main road into town and when that turned of i had a mint blue E reg Mk 2 Fiesta 1.1 Pop + in front of me!.What are the chances of that happening at 2 o'clock in the morning hey!. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dollywobbler 36,701 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 Shite only comes out at night!In the space of five minutes this morning in the Minor, I passed a Bedford OB coach and a TR5, which was nice. Got a wave from the OB... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FredTransit 560 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 Tell you what else would make me smile, finding a highly skilled welder who lives just round the corner, and who is cheap.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pillock 27,098 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 www.b3ta.com, www.sickipedia.com It's the two sites I can guarantee will give me a proper proper belly laugh. They're both run by the same chaps, sickipedia is the sick joke database spinoff from b3ta. CAUTION: THERE'S A LOT OF NON-WORKSAFE STUFF ON THERE. But there's also kittens too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ratdat 3,143 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 V8 engines.Yes indeed... This is qual too... 1 PhilA reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HillmanImp 11,642 Report post Posted August 22, 2009 Love being immature. Just been mountain biking near Derwent Water. Was just a mate and me in the middle of nowhere. He said 'Listen.....you cant hear anything, its so peac..." when i butted in by shouting "FUUUUUUCKSTIIIIIICKS" at the top of my voice. Gave me a great sense of satisfaction doing that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
