I've finished a job application this morning, but I still have the laptop out...
Time for some car hunting, then.
As usual there's fuck-all in Aberdeenshire besides overpriced scrap. Stuff that's just failed MOTs for well into 4-figures, etc.
Anyway, I widened the search radius and found this honey.
https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/hyundai-getz-hatchback-2007-manual-1399-cc-5-doors/1475916159
A wee Getz with a 1.4 petrol in it. Bet that's adequate in a car that size.
It does have an advisory for "rear axle heavily corroded" though. Hmm.