Split between Grumpy and Grinny.
My shaver packed up about a year ago. I had a Philishave one in reserve but it was a bit crap. Bought a Chinese one from AldiLidl. Not bad at first, rubbish now.
Bought some shaving gel yesterday and had a wet shave today - disposable cheapshit razors that have been here for years, god knows why as I haven't had a wet shave since early seventies.
I was hesitant but it worked well and was faster than anticipated, and not as painful either
The anointment of shaving gel on my clothes and floor, the blood on the towels and bath mat were only to be expected. A negative bonus.
May even get shaved again. Not too soon hopefully.