Not really a laughing matter, I know but just watched a police traffic car programme. Women driving a Range Rover reported for erratic driving and eventually stopped by police.
They open the car, small bottle bank’s worth of empties in the back and a bottle of wine in the front cup holder. That’s taking drink driving a bit too literally.
Officer says “anything over 35 , and you’ll be arrested . Oh , it’s 145” FFS.
Thing is , she’s sounds completely ok. speech not even slightly slurred.
Got a bit angry that she only got fined £300, ( she’d nearly drunk that much judging by the empties), although banned for 24 months and sent on a rehab course.