lesapandre

1st Clutch Problem 5/1 2nd Absolutely Knackered 20/1 3rd Stuckin Reverse 2/1 4th Rancid Upholstery 8 /1 5th No Heater 20/1 6th Nasty Rusty 50/1 7th Vag's Revenge 50/1 8th Morning Starter (Withdrawn)

Very nicely engineered Nuffield car - this has the early engine - not the later BMC unit. Rack and pinion steering I think and quite nice to drive - but painfully slow and under-powered - top speed 73mph and 0-60 in about....wait for it... 30 seconds.

You get to run the Swansea operation. It's the star prize.

It could have an odometer like a tractor - instead of miles - hours...but in this case passengers. Does it have an eject button?

Those have a separate category of the V5 for number of 'Hauntings' ?

Sheerness

Tyne Bridge.

Reminds me of Charles Ronald George Nall-Cain, 3rd Baron Brocket who did time in the 90's for just such an insurance scam. Reinvented himself after doing time as a TV personality - hosted the ITV game show 'Scream! If You Want to Get Off' and presented 'Privates Exposed' a behind-the-scenes programme for Lads Army, on ITV2. In 2017, Brocket was featured in an episode of 'Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away'. So as you can see crime doesn't pay 😂