eBay tat volume 3.

[BorniteIdentity]

1 hour ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1165731

another landcrab, in rougher condition, also in norfolk.

is this like a landcrab captive breeding program, or just where all crab owners have gone to die?

This belongs to @BeEP of this parish. 

[cort16]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-SL500-AMG-project-r129/324003597691?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/515425602515930/

[morrisoxide]

Want that period 70's look Ford that everyone's after?

 

Well look no further here we have it...

Comes with a free box of retro/antique door rubbers. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-FORD-ZODIAC-MK2-TAX-MOT-EXEMPT-RARE-CLASSIC-CAR

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/491519168389244/

[morrisoxide]

On 12/5/2019 at 6:38 PM, Frogchod said:

Crikey! This chap must have shares in blue insulation tape.  

[HillmanImp]

Hi, I'm looking for something like a golf buggy but less reliable, painted in Dulux Barley White and prone to rust?

Step this way sir, I've got  a GREAT INVESTMENT AND READY TO GO

"complimented with new interior"

Fucking broke the bank on those 4 Zloft chair covers from Ikea mate.

"This vehicle also has some interesting Formula 1 history"

Yeah, fair point it would probably be faster than a Williams this year.

[HillmanImp]

1968 mini shorty

Jesus, I can't even peruse ebay without some cunt calling me a shortarse. 

There's more to me than just my lack of height, I'm quite fat too.

[HillmanImp]

Mini

Brace yourself:

"The one thing I would say though is that third gear dose tend to snatch if you try to change too fast but it holds all it's gears no jumping out."

"I dose not have a back seat or carpets as can be seen in the photos. "

"However it dose have a nice pair of bucket front seats and an Italian Job style roll bar THIS IS ONLY FOR SHOW AND IS NOT A SAFETY DEVICE !! "

"having said that it dose look the part"

"it dose have a small amount of repair work needed on the bottom edges of the quater panels and at the bottom of the A panels."

I need a fucking does of valium to calm my nerves after reading that.

[spartacus]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'Brixton Picnic Set'

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Super-Rare-1981-In-Vogue-Range-Rover-Brixton-Picnic-Set/202845568431?hash=item2f3a89bdaf:g:zJIAAOSwCDxd6qMo

 

£2,000 Buy it now.

 

 

Surely for 2 large this should come with a useable tested Range Rover? I was genuinely shocked when I clicked on the ad and discovered that for £2000 all you're getting is, literally, a picnic set.

It's fucking insanity.

[HillmanImp]

Stag

 

"fully restored orange"

It's fucking red anyway.

[HillmanImp]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-1-80-1952-Model-in-Good-Condition-with-extras/333256316393?hash=item4d979fd5e9:g:khkAAOSw93Zau5Bd

 

Extra's eh? Interesting.....

Can only be this:

"many extras fitted including the diesel engine"

Oh...I have to admit I presumed the engine was pretty much a given

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/520934725434193/

As @dome wasn't to keen on my last suggestion,how about this

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/520934725434193/

[HillmanImp]

 

Ford Sierra xr4x4 mk2 2.9

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In very good condition for its age.

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Think is on the register due to wing and bumper damage.

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Expect some welding for mot as it is a old Ford

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Run out of mot on 21st Aug 2019

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V5 will have to be applied for full receipt will be given.

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Had new sills on I reckon

Fuck me, 

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Sunroof works as it should.

SOLD!!!!!

[wuvvum]

World's dullest car for sale.

So utterly nondescript that even the seller's camera couldn't focus on it.

I didn't even know these were still a thing in 2002.

[HillmanImp]

FORD ESCORT 1.4 ESTATE 5 DOOR 53000 MILES 5 SPEED BT YELLOW A TRUE CLASSIC

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THIS CAR WAS ORIGINALLY A BT MANAGERS CAR AND HAS HAD A TOTAL OF 3 OWNERS IT IS A VERY CLEAN EXAMPLE AND THERE CANT BE MANY LEFT APART FROM A DENT ON THE OFFSIDE REAR WING IT LOOKS ORIGINAL UNDER THE BONNET IT IS RUST FREE THE BATTERY BOX HAS NOT SUFFERED IT DRIVES REALLY WELL VIEWING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED AND YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. 

Aaaaaaaaand BREATHE!

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I MIGHT CONSIDER A SWOP FOR FURTHER DETAILS

Erm, okay. It's got SERCK number plates and was originally registered in Sussex. 

When can I collect?

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor-1000-1966/274130375096?hash=item3fd37191b8:g:EPwAAOSw6Wld6oIm

poor  morris 1000........

[HillmanImp]

Apologies of this has been on already but SWEET JESUS!

XR2

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1.6 Diesel.

Fucking brilliant. 

"Exhausts just blowing innit bro"

"That ain't my car blud, it's that tractor in that field over there innit"

"I weren't racin' ya anyway, I have nuttin to prove after marginally beatin' that glacier the other day"

[HillmanImp]

GR12 for XR2 replikkkkkkkas

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Starts on the key and runs and drives.

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Starts first time on the key.

 

[SiC]

5 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1165731

another landcrab, in rougher condition, also in norfolk.

is this like a landcrab captive breeding program, or just where all crab owners have gone to die?

That's @BeEP 

See his thread for more info.

[Floatylight]

1981 Acclaim..

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/687076851815315/

[MorrisItalSLX]

4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

World's dullest car for sale.

So utterly nondescript that even the seller's camera couldn't focus on it.

I didn't even know these were still a thing in 2002.

I don’t even know what it is!

Chevrolet? Subaru? Lada?

[HillmanImp]

3 hours ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

I don’t even know what it is!

Chevrolet? Subaru? Lada?

It says in the title FFS

Yeah? Its one, of them innit. 

[New POD]

11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'Brixton Picnic Set'

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Super-Rare-1981-In-Vogue-Range-Rover-Brixton-Picnic-Set/202845568431?hash=item2f3a89bdaf:g:zJIAAOSwCDxd6qMo

 

£2,000 Buy it now.

 

 

I have offered £20

I think that's fair. 

[Sir Snipes]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-MG-ZS-2-5-V6-MANAUL-180-BHP-12-MONTHS-MOT-PX-WELCOME-CAN-DELIVER-AT-COST/143443466994

This looks nice until you see the interior.

[LightBulbFun]

14 hours ago, morrisoxide said:

Want that period 70's look Ford that everyone's after?

 

Well look no further here we have it...

Comes with a free box of retro/antique door rubbers. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-FORD-ZODIAC-MK2-TAX-MOT-EXEMPT-RARE-CLASSIC-CAR

 

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Good registration number

yeah good luck with that m8...

 

[clayts450]

7 minutes ago, Snipes said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-MG-ZS-2-5-V6-MANAUL-180-BHP-12-MONTHS-MOT-PX-WELCOME-CAN-DELIVER-AT-COST/143443466994

This looks nice until you see the interior.

Fucked driver's side bolster on a 25/45/Streetwise/ZR/ZS ? Standard......

That looks nice, copperleaf for the win. I'd be twitchy about belts, mind....

[bezzabsa]

wasn't that BT escort someones on here at one time??????????

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/432790627414532/

a truly miserable looking machine, that if i was to own it, then my life would be complete.......

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/308578716367235/

oh my, a harley davidson that i could ride, if i did the CBT again.....

don't believe me, that is what the name plate says.....

yes, another one from the time harley fans don't talk abut, the AMF Harley Davidson period......

American Machine and Foundry Company, whos biggest line was making bowling balls, running a motorcycly company, that's going to work well.......