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Not sure how this hasn't made it on here, but this Renault 5 looks like a bargain for £500 (even though the front windows don't work) https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-5-1165cc-1985-5-door/1352475125

We knew it was going to happen, but the ULEZ is starting to kill off old shite, such as this A6. Poverty spec, 217k and has a fucking huge hole in the wing, but could a half decent WBOD for someone fortunate enough not to live in London. https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a6.-1995.-estate-7-seater/1354465191

Late pre-facelift Cavalier with rear arches made out of filler and Halfords spray paint. Tempting nonetheless. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/183978735766?_trksid=p2387834.m570.l5997&_trkparms=gh1g%3DI183978735766.N34.S2.R6.TR6

Sunny estate in Dartford with a fresh MOT. Already got 14 bids on it with just under six days to go, so has attracted a fair bit of interest (understandable though). https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Nissan-Sunny-Estate-1-5-Good-Condition-12-months-MOT-classic/123929863083?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D4ae6aa9bde064b15b97aff8487a7cd88%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dco%26sd%3D264488616370%26itm%3D123929863083%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

Tatty Allegro in dark beige, with a brown interior. This is without a shadow of doubt "Autoshite" personified. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1300-Super/323939931758?hash=item4b6c53166e:g:o~kAAOSwtUFdmjkd

Personally if it were me buying an old Audi I would have this, even though I would almost certainly spend half of my time in petrol stations having arguments with people about how it isn't a Quattro. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-AUDI-COUPE-B2-NO-RESERVE-NOT-AUDI-UR-QUATTRO/163894252413?hash=item2628dbd37d:g:grEAAOSwf9ddmZvG&autorefresh=true

Dreadful chrome arches, not a single photograph with the entire car in the frame and no reference to why it is being sold as "spares or repairs", but someone in Scotland may find it appealing in some way (not sure how or why though). https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1147783

Low mileage 620 on Car & Classic. Looks pretty decent, especially for £495, but makes you wonder when (or if ever) the Rover 600 will be appreciated. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1161253

In dire need of the wheel trims being frisbeed, but appears to be in decent shape compared to most Mk3 Escorts of this price point. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/G-Reg-1989-Ford-Escort-Estate-Diesel-Manual-5-Door-6-months-MOT-Classic/153653336714?hash=item23c673da8a:g:pysAAOSwvdBdh5ng

It won't stay anywhere near the current price, but these 80s have aged brilliantly. 1.6 CL for bonus shite points too. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Audi-80-1-6cl/264481391340?hash=item3d9451c2ec:g:S8EAAOSwzCZdjm8D

For grimness, this has it beaten. Bottom of the range, keep fit windows, black bumpers, saloon, automatic, it it the gift that keeps on giving. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-MEGANE-CLASSIC-AUTOMATIC/202782983026?hash=item2f36cec372:g:Pf0AAOSwWo5dVSBd

These Mk3 Fiestas still manage to look disappointing, even in Ghia spec. Whilst the other generations had a little something which added a touch of class, these looked utterly grim, both inside and out. Still would though. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-fiesta-Ghia-Mk3-1-3-1994-classic/362770170903?hash=item5476c98417:g:W7MAAOSw0w5dSS8E

Slightly tatty and has a cracked windscreen, but currently £155 on this S70 (MOTed until next April) with less than 9 hours to go. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-s70-se-turbo-1998-auto-mot/254372686412?hash=item3b39cb2a4c:g:pXYAAOSwiHFdT-Zr

Cheap, 12 months MOT and not a million miles from Chester; I think we all know how this will end. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-F-1-4/163882322093?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20171012094517%26meid%3D9a3fc90f8f634819ae847bdeb9acb5f9%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D174045437664%26itm%3D163882322093%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

The only thing more remarkable than the survival of a 90s BMW advertised with the strapline "BMW e34 518i rwd manual retro" is the fact the 518 badge is still on the back of it, Currently £350. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-e34-518i-rwd-manual-retro/202788830257?hash=item2f3727fc31:g:SokAAOSw2XhdfIXJ