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7 hours ago, andy18s said:

I wonder if the owner breeds rabbits..

A rabbit opened a breakfast cafe near us.

I went a few times but every time I ordered hot food, he got the order wrong, it happened to other people too and eventually it closed down.

Sad to think his business was finished off by mixing my toasties.

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9 hours ago, Ohdearme said:

A rabbit opened a breakfast cafe near us.

I went a few times but every time I ordered hot food, he got the order wrong, it happened to other people too and eventually it closed down.

Sad to think his business was finished off by mixing my toasties.

Ouch....

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4 hours ago, andy18s said:

Ouch....

Yeah - had to dust my old 1001 jokes for kids off to rehash that...

always thought it was odd to be in a kids book as quite how many 6 year olds knew about myxomatosis in the 80's I don't know. :D

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On 11/04/2024 at 18:07, wesacosa said:

Some dreadful news from the classic Citroen community 

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Paul was a nice bloke, generous with his time, knowledge and spare parts and a big reason a huge amount of XMs and Xantias are still on the road 

RIP

Oh thats crap, I knew Paul a bit but im well out of Citroen Circles really nowadays

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1 hour ago, Ohdearme said:

lways thought it was odd to be in a kids book as quite how many 6 year olds knew about myxomatosis in the 80's I don't know. :D

It was rife in the 50s, apparently. I heard / learnt about it at school in the 60s/70s so it would have been current in the joke* writer's mind.

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On 14/04/2024 at 11:46, Datsuncog said:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 

If anyone's looking for @eddyramrod, it seems his laptop's gone on the blink and he's unable to access his AS account temporarily - so if you're needing to get hold of him, drop me a PM and I'll relay it via other channels!

Thanks all.

For anyone following this farce: my laptop went down (in a meeting) in Friday afternoon.  Saturday I was able to get it into my local repairer.  In the afternoon I got a phone call, come and get it... when I got there, I found they'd called the wrong customer.  Oh great.  So we went away as planned on Monday, having a couple of nights in Manchester for my birthday.  This morning I had an experience day booked, with a flight simulator.  But ten days ago I got an email: gone into liquidation, all bookings cancelled.

And now we're home, and I've picked up my messages etc.

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16 hours ago, Ohdearme said:

A rabbit opened a breakfast cafe near us.

I went a few times but every time I ordered hot food, he got the order wrong, it happened to other people too and eventually it closed down.

Sad to think his business was finished off by mixing my toasties.

Business Peter'd out?

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We replaced the simulator with a visit to the Imperial War Museum which is near Old Trafford.  That was really interesting, and free except for the parking.

Also, later met up with a handful of current and ex Shiters, including @Ghosty and @Junkman so a rather jolly evening ensued.

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Brake caliper and airbag module for the Z4 only arrived today despite supposed to being here yesterday. Today is a gym day so I haven't had much spare time to do much on it. However I stuffed the left airbag module into the car to see if the car could talk to it. 

Yes is the answer. This is good as it means the wiring is good. There are a whole lot of errors in it as not paired to the car and it thinks it's a E65 (6 series convertible). I need to sort an old laptop out and install some BMW specific software to properly code it in.

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4 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

We replaced the simulator with a visit to the Imperial War Museum which is near Old Trafford.  That was really interesting, and free except for the parking.

Also, later met up with a handful of current and ex Shiters, including @Ghosty and @Junkman so a rather jolly evening ensued.

bring back @Junkman

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On 14/04/2024 at 12:59, vulgalour said:

 being in my early forties,

This was exactly WHY I made a change (just a few weeks ago).  

It is a million times easier to A) Get hired now and 2) Adapt yourself.  I wouldn't want to be 'starting again' at 50, of that I'm sure.

Good luck.  Sometimes you have to say YES to things you'd previously have said NO to - but that's life.  Always focus on the positives, and I don't think you'll go far wrong.  Good luck!

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1 hour ago, BorniteIdentity said:

This was exactly WHY I made a change (just a few weeks ago).  

It is a million times easier to A) Get hired now and 2) Adapt yourself.  I wouldn't want to be 'starting again' at 50, of that I'm sure.

Good luck.  Sometimes you have to say YES to things you'd previously have said NO to - but that's life.  Always focus on the positives, and I don't think you'll go far wrong.  Good luck!

Identity change?

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9 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

Just been taken out for a spin in this. 

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Fucking gorgeous interior. 

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Mate has paid £2.5k for it which seems fair.

The electrics survived the drive to the pub. 

Those seats are magnificent. I think a v6 one of these might be something I need to get across in the near future.

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3 hours ago, cobblers said:

Those seats are magnificent. I think a v6 one of these might be something I need to get across in the near future.

I had one exactly like this in 2001 - possibly my favourite car ever and I wish I'd never sold it. The engine sounds (and looks) amazing.

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14 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

This was exactly WHY I made a change (just a few weeks ago).  

It is a million times easier to A) Get hired now and 2) Adapt yourself.  I wouldn't want to be 'starting again' at 50, of that I'm sure.

Good luck.  Sometimes you have to say YES to things you'd previously have said NO to - but that's life.  Always focus on the positives, and I don't think you'll go far wrong.  Good luck!

Totally agree with this - 49 year old here who spent 30 years working in radio and tv. No idea what to do next, and no idea who'd have me..! 

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Yaris.

 

MR2 wheels fitted have finalised the look for now, staggered 6/6.5j with 195/50/15 Rainsports all round. I might space out the rear 10mm when I'm not broke.

It still needs a passenger driveshaft, but it's now had:

rear beam polybushes (before I got it)
rear ARB
front strut brace
new dampers/Eibach lowering springs
all brakes replaced
MR2 wheels and tyres
stainless exhaust
K&N washable panel filter
a fancy delrin gearknob
OEM under seat subwoofer.

At some point, the only thing left to really do is add upgraded front wishbones, and maybe 10mm spacers on the rear wheels, but otherwise it's ready to just drive and drive. I want to see it to 200k - I started at 106420 in December and I'm up to 113k.
 

 

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4 hours ago, dozeydustman said:

I’m having a lovely long weekend away.

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I’m in Mittenwald, Bavaria, almost on the border with Austria.

Colin is also here making his usual demands.

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„Gib mir Vögel und Kastanien, Frau.“

 

Mittenwald is lovely. I only did it on a day trip from Munich but it looked like somewhere you could happily spend a lot of time doing nothing. It's a very pleasant train ride from Munich down to Mittenwald too. 

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On 14/04/2024 at 12:59, vulgalour said:

Today I made my first application for regular work in 17 years. 

 

Rejection letter achieved!  That's actually impressive in and of itself, I wasn't expecting anything on the first attempt.  Found a vacancy at a local bakery that would suit so I'm going to try that out next, they want applicants to go to the bakery in person, which is a bit old school and suits me fine.  Pretty sure I won't get it though, it's for the front of shop work and I can't remember going into a single bakery where that role was done by anything other than a woman of a certain age, which I am not.

Perhaps it's my absence from the mainstream workforce for so many years, or perhaps it's the area, but the requirements on a lot of vacancies are a bit moon-on-a-stick.  Minimum wage means minimum effort, right?  It doesn't mean the employee is expected to be working 'continental shift' which is a thing I thought had gone out of fashion and am horrified seems to be back again.  It's also weird how many employers expect a part time minimum wage monkey to be driving between multiple locations without any offer for covering that cost.  All your wage is going to vanish on fuel and insurance before it even gets to the rent.  Let's not even get started on the duplicitous way that wages are actually listed on a lot of vacancies, with things like 'pro rata' being an NHS favourite to obfuscate what you actually earn.

Not sure what the deal is with the 'must speak English properly' and 'must have permission to work in the UK' statements on the vacancies is either.  It could be good old Lincolnshire racism, that's been an abiding memory of the county since I was a child, or it could just be England being England.

I don't feel particularly optimistic about getting a job I actually want to do, I will say that much.  It's early days still, we'll see what happens.

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Changed a failed side lamp bulb on this shitheap today. Even a 2 minute job like this turned into a half hour battle, bulb holder seized so out with the jack/brace/pliers and wrench the damn thing out after taking the wheel off. 
 

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Anyway, eventual success, and a free fix thanks to the box of reusable bulbs salvaged from scrap shitters. 

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