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S2000

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About S2000

  • Rank
    Rank Morris Ital

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    My Own Private Idaho
  • Interests
    Morris Dancing, Bird Spotting, 70's Comedians, Meat Pies, Dave Lee Travis

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    United Kingdom
  1. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Those be ‘londonitis’ meds, quite a common thing inside the M25, also things such as beer, fags and skittles suffer from vastly inflated prices.
  2. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Hopes and fucking dreams.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-V4-Trike-Unfinished-Project/223516908148?hash=item340aa55a74:g:nqAAAOSwWXhci7Tf
  3. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Fire Damaged Trike Project https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1600cc-auto-trike-project/273843400717?hash=item3fc256b00d:g:VAkAAOSwSztc2C4w Personally i think it looks better as it is below. I would have loved to have rocked up at the side of the road, set up my camping table, tuna sandwiches, fig rolls and flask of Yorkshire to watch this heinous piece of shit burn to the ground....... Bet the RAC Man was rolling on the floor with laughter.
  4. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Are a low hum 'morning after' chicken vindaloo fart ....
  5. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    1100 Groats and reserve not met, looks like a crime scene inside = pull your tongue out of my arsehole........
  6. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Wow ...... that deserves my favourite word anagram of shit piece heinous
  7. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Shit piece heinous
  8. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Holy Moly.... I would give both gonads for that rare old beast and take a reach around from Jeremy Corbyn.....
  9. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Rotten.... ate tested27 January 2018 FAIL Mileage117,473 miles MOT test number1410 5538 1275 Test location View test location Reason(s) for failureNearside Front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded floor in various places inc floor to sill (5.2.6)Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)Nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)Offside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  10. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    I know the world goes mad at Christmas but 2250 for this sack of shit, seriously??? QUOTE '1600 Diesel Fiesta Mk2.................fabulous runabout LHD and uk Registered, sold with a full MOT' Does not mention the fact you will look like a complete tool trying to get your ticket at the Car Park entrance with a litter picker!!! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FIESTA-Mk2-1-6D-1984-Manual-Diesel-Diesel-Manual-in-Maroon/263998814448?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D55585%26meid%3Ddab3a304812542a8be6d0e019432371c%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D264065562676%26itm%3D263998814448&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219
  11. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    The seller claims brought as an investment, maybe he realised it was a heinous piece of shit and not even Stevie Wonder, Steve Hawkins, DLT, Chas and Dave and Jim Bowen would buy it for five hard earned bags!,,
  12. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Have a look at the below website, the OM606 can be tweaked to in excess of 400BHP with more torque than the weary V8 will ever produce...... https://www.dieselpumpuk.com/
  13. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    I'm wanting to fuck my neighbours off as he cleans his 'Musketer' on a regular basis so have been thinking of a converted builders van or some heinous piece of shit / carbuncle to set the tone of the neighbourhood a little... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-master-campervan-long-wheel-base/352491813636?hash=item5212263b04:g:CWkAAOSwiiVbyzsA:rk:15:pf:0 i know what you are all thinking, how can such craftsmanship be seen outside of a Sunseeker or Roman Versace Caravan. I told my missus her pussy can get in and out the flap to and we can spend many an hour in lay-bys waiting for Greenflag..... s-l1600.jpg
  14. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    Smile Smuggly my friend..... one bit of blow back through them their carbs and that beard will be gone quicker than a kebab at chuck out time..... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike/332843819574?hash=item4d7f09a236:g:MCAAAOSwR8pbx48b
  15. S2000

    eBay tat volume 3.

    COSWORTH TRIKE?? Ho Lee Fuck .... when would this be a good idea, oh and it's make on the V5 is 'WHITES NIGHTMARE' https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIKE-COSWORTH-AUTO-2935CC-SMALL-PROJECT/273512746549?hash=item3faea14e35:g:AwsAAOSwy7hbx0cD:rk:27:pf:0
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