Bren Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 21 hours ago, Wack said: Is it national twat day On a single track road leading to fidlers ferry yacht haven there's only one bend Going in , some twat in a motorhome comes round it doing 20mph to be faced with me entering the bend in the range rover, luckily at 5mph , i'd think his cupboards are pretty jumbled Coming out, same corner some dick in a corsa doing 30mph , we stopped about 5ft apart, because I was doing 5mph Why do twats drive round blind bends at speed Then I got onto the dual carriageway going through penketh and there's a fucking audi TT coming straight at me driving the wrong way FFS You should try living around here. No fucker can walk - cars everywhere and full of old giffers circling the plughole - every trip out is a game of chicken with somebody driving a honda jazz. It's like god's waiting room. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Selling your car? Taking pictures? Then get rid of the costa cups out of the cup holders. A hoover and clean also helps raise interest in your overpriced shit box. Coprolalia, Erebus, DavieW and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Jim Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 I dunno, it's a useful cue to scroll on by - if they can't be arsed to remove their used cups what's the chance of them doing much in the way of servicing or maintenance? Erebus and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artdjones Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Bren said: Selling your car? Taking pictures? Then get rid of the costa cups out of the cup holders. A hoover and clean also helps raise interest in your overpriced shit box. Just look for Polish names. nomiST 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Bren said: You should try living around here. No fucker can walk - cars everywhere and full of old giffers circling the plughole - every trip out is a game of chicken with somebody driving a honda jazz. It's like god's waiting room. Considering every electric MG I see is driven by somebody over 75 and electric cars accelerate like scalextrix cars when your sister has a go i'm amazed we're not seeing more giffer videos from supermarket car parks where they've done a burnout and taken 4 cars out cobblers, Talbot, Coprolalia and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomiST Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, artdjones said: Just look for Polish names. Mr Sheen? Rustybullethole, iainrcz and Tenmil Socket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artdjones Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Wack said: Considering every electric MG I see is driven by somebody over 75 and electric cars accelerate like scalextrix cars when your sister has a go i'm amazed we're not seeing more giffer videos from supermarket car parks where they've done a burnout and taken 4 cars out https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/retired-priest-whose-car-struck-mourners-outside-church-leaving-one-dead-avoids-jail-1463947.html A very old priest already did something similar in a Prius at a funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Wack said: Considering every electric MG I see is driven by somebody over 75 and electric cars accelerate like scalextrix cars when your sister has a go i'm amazed we're not seeing more giffer videos from supermarket car parks where they've done a burnout and taken 4 cars out At Ellesmere Port yesterday a giffer in a diesel VW people carrier backed out of a Disabled space... straight across the aisle to where I was parked in another D space. Because I'd parked correctly, his back bumper met my front bumper, an event I not only saw but also heard and felt. As I stepped out of my car, he found a forward gear and scarpered. Fortunately for him, Handsome wasn't damaged. Wibble, Wack, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibble Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 7 hours ago, Bren said: You should try living around here. No fucker can walk - cars everywhere and full of old giffers circling the plughole - every trip out is a game of chicken with somebody driving a honda jazz. It's like god's waiting room. You could just join them😉 No coffee cups either😁 I’ll give you a good deal for it 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 My son's girlfriend is going to be looking for a new car , some numbnuts in a crew cab pickup rounded a bend on a country lane on the wrong side of the road She put hers up the grass but not enough to avoid him, the cunt just drove off , didn't even stop to check she was ok , he didn't get far as it had a flat tyre and knackered suspension , she's got broken fingers, damaged teeth and whiplash She was lucky it wasn't a head on with 2t of toyota hilux Popsicle, Back_For_More, Rightnider and 24 others 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Jesus fucking christ! Did someone get their details? Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Hopefully details and a report to the fuzz. Who will of course do nothing. But on the back of that you take out a private prosecution for everything you can throw at the cunt. Personally, I'd like to see "driving away from the scene of an accident" be "you're fucking banned for life, twatface". Coprolalia, myglaren, Wibble and 5 others 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 2 hours ago, eddyramrod said: At Ellesmere Port yesterday a giffer in a diesel VW people carrier backed out of a Disabled space... straight across the aisle to where I was parked in another D space. Because I'd parked correctly, his back bumper met my front bumper, an event I not only saw but also heard and felt. As I stepped out of my car, he found a forward gear and scarpered. Fortunately for him, Handsome wasn't damaged. Did you get it on your dashcam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 The local cunts who, without fail, rain or shine, snow or wind, every evening (around 11pm/11.30pm) set off fireworks. Not bottle rockets, either: the full on blazing, banging and shrieking fuckers which terrify my landlord's cats and wake the entire street up. Police won't attend and the last time the community centre was approached about their behaviour, the organiser squared up to my neighbour, who works shifts, claiming it was his 'fucking right, you cunt' to send the fireworks up. I suppose they have stopped letting them off in the day (regardless of weather) but now I've fucking jinxed it. Selfish bastards. Remspoor, eddyramrod and Coprolalia 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 5 hours ago, alcyonecorporation said: Jesus fucking christ! Did someone get their details? He didn't get far , police on scene, cautioned him for dangerous driving , no dashcam unfortunately but it looks like there won't be any contesting blame as she's up the grass at the point of impact Wibble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 On 02/08/2023 at 09:29, cobblers said: *BEEP*BEEP* CAUTION! THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT! *BEEP*BEEP* CAUTION! THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT! *BEEP*BEEP* CAUTION! THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT! *BEEP*BEEP* CAUTION! THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT! *BEEP*BEEP* CAUTION! THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT! *BEEP*BEEP* CAUTION! THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT! *BEEP*BEEP* CAUTION! THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT! AAAAAAAARGH It’s there for cyclists who think they are immortal. I hate them too. But they work round these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 19 minutes ago, dozeydustman said: It’s there for cyclists who think they are immortal. I hate them too. But they work round these parts. .And me , i hate cyclists as well ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 Blind corners at speed seems to be an increasing thing. Stupid cunts. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 9 hours ago, Wack said: My son's girlfriend is going to be looking for a new car , some numbnuts in a crew cab pickup rounded a bend on a country lane on the wrong side of the road She put hers up the grass but not enough to avoid him, the cunt just drove off , didn't even stop to check she was ok , he didn't get far as it had a flat tyre and knackered suspension , she's got broken fingers, damaged teeth and whiplash She was lucky it wasn't a head on with 2t of toyota hilux I hope he sees the inside of a prison for that. Driving off is unforgivable. Bastard. Wibble, RoverFolkUs, Dick Longbridge and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 Fuck Mondays Hospital rings on a private number which I couldn't answer anyway find out who to ring and then it rings out to voicemail Ffs Was that distracted by it I went to Preston for something even tho I didn't need to #annoyedasfuck ( not about Preston) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 16 hours ago, High Jetter said: Did you get it on your dashcam? That's in the Suzuki.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 Fucking Three again. Take my bill money, refund the cunt then text me telling me I haven't paid. Fuck me. Last time was an hour on the phone to Outer Mongolia or somewhere. Just got nowhere on their online chat app thing. So I'm now on hold to Outer Mongolia again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artdjones Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 1 minute ago, iainrcz said: Fucking Three again Take my bill money, refund the cunt then text me telling me I haven't paid. Fuck me. Years ago I sent in my paper self employed tax return with a final figure of £22500 taxable income. Whoever did the data entry left a 0 off, so I got a final liability notice based on an income of £2250, and an immediate automatic rebate into my bank of all my preliminary tax, two or three thousand. I rang up and set them right, but it only took a couple of days for them to send me a final demand letter as if I'd never paid in the first place. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, artdjones said: Years ago I sent in my paper self employed tax return with a final figure of £22500 taxable income. Whoever did the data entry left a 0 off, so I got a final liability notice based on an income of £2250, and an immediate automatic rebate into my bank of all my preliminary tax, two or three thousand. I rang up and set them right, but it only took a couple of days for them to send me a final demand letter as if I'd never paid in the first place. I'm hoping its not cocking my credit score up. I've already explained all my other direct debits get paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic Viking Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 Dad has finally bought himself a forklift to lighten up the work. 20m into the property and it has got stuck. This does not seem promising. I've driven forklifts a lot in the past and know they're not good off-road, but I didn't think they were that bad. And after a lot of swearing and and a tractor, we got it loose. And everything at the moment is like this, everything turns into problems, I dread working on the Mercedes as this will probably also turn in to a nightmare. myglaren, Rust Collector, Remspoor and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 18 hours ago, alcyonecorporation said: Jesus fucking christ! Did someone get their details? Had an update , the POS did try and do a runner , a witness chased him until he had to stop because he was driving on the rim Within minutes a load of men appeared, it's a rural area so she thinks they were farmers but I have my doubts myglaren and Remspoor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, Wack said: Had an update , the POS did try and do a runner , a witness chased him until he had to stop because he was driving on the rim Within minutes a load of men appeared, it's a rural area so she thinks they were farmers but I have my doubts A Hilux being driven irresponsibly then making off from an accident doesn't conjure up images of someone with a history of paying any council tax. The fact that a load more blokes turned up all of a sudden again isn't surprising. Sorry to hear she's had to go through this. myglaren, AnnoyingPentium, richardmorris and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, cobblers said: A Hilux being driven irresponsibly then making off from an accident doesn't conjure up images of someone with a history of paying any council tax. The fact that a load more blokes turned up all of a sudden again isn't surprising. Sorry to hear she's had to go through this. Thanks My thoughts exactly , it's taxed and mot'd so hopefully the claim will go through ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 Look into bringing a private prosecution against him for every single penny of losses. That's her injury costs, loss of earnings, every minute of loss of time dealing with the crash and the resultant medical travelling/time/etc. Your loss of time dealing with it, a rental car, etc.etc.etc. Every single penny. It'll be thousands. Probably ten(s) of thousands. And you should claim every single bit of it. Screw the bastard into the ground and then some. Back_For_More, myglaren, richardmorris and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 1 hour ago, iainrcz said: Fucking Three again. Take my bill money, refund the cunt then text me telling me I haven't paid. Fuck me. Last time was an hour on the phone to Outer Mongolia or somewhere. Just got nowhere on their online chat app thing. So I'm now on hold to Outer Mongolia again. Three - It's not their fault. Have I got money. Barclays - it's their fault, something to do with a direct debit mandate. Three - have you got any money. No - "We'll sort it sir after all it's our cock up" Pricks. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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