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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread


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9 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said:

Driving up the M6 about an hour ago in moderate rain and heavy traffic when this twat in a MK4 Gold goes across three lanes, up the hard shoulder and back across three lanes narrowly missing several cars and comes out in front of a new Merc estate. My wife says ‘it’s times like these when you wish you had a dash camera’ just as the Merc lights up like a Christmas tree with blues and twos. Superb!

Which constabulary covers that stretch? It might turn up on their road traffic Twatter feed....

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1 minute ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Which constabulary covers that stretch? It might turn up on their road traffic Twatter feed....

West mids, I don’t do twitter but it was the junction before the A38 going North, approx 6.15-6.30ish. Would be interested to hear if anything is on there.

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I set up the spare 50 inch tv in the dining room as a cinema with all the chairs , popcorn , crisps , wine ...

and the wife did not know .......  bit of a surprise after a interesting day

and then played "Grease"  for her and her sister ...

a very good night !! 

    Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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8 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

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Photoshop, it might be. But I. Having one made when I win the Euromillions , just got to decide Tesla power, a Birotor lump with a turbo Or an SM engine...

That looks like the world’s sexiest hearse. That is Fucking gorgeous!

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23 hours ago, MikeR said:

I set up the spare 50 inch tv in the dining room as a cinema with all the chairs , popcorn , crisps , wine ...

and the wife did not know .......  bit of a surprise after a interesting day

and then played "Grease"  for her and her sister ...

a very good night !! 

    Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

I got into trouble for not coming around with her. I've seen grease. 

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Watching something on TV about ww2 

British uniforms had a trick button , unscrew it and there's a compass inside to aid escape 

The germans found out about them so they'd check every button to find them 

The British solution to the problem , they changed to left hand thread and the germans stopped finding them because they didn't unscrew 

 

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8 hours ago, MikeR said:

First time i have sat throu Grease !!! 

That brings back a memory from back in the day when people queued for the cinema , 1978 , I had to wait in a queue for 2 hours to get in to see it because my girlfriend desperately wanted to see Grease.

The queue was still  more than the cinema's capacity when we came out 

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1 hour ago, Wack said:

That brings back a memory from back in the day when people queued for the cinema , 1978 , I had to wait in a queue for 2 hours to get in to see it because my girlfriend desperately wanted to see Grease.

The queue was still  more than the cinema's capacity when we came out 

Tell me more, tell me more

Was it love at first sight?

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I'd love to say "I found this on reddit"

Nope, it arrived via whatsapp.

 

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Question.


Laurens car has done 110,000. She needs new spark plugs.
They told her the clutch is on the way out which we knew anyway. But she has booked it in for a service.
Is it worth it. She has never serviced it..

 

Its a 2006 Big Fat Cunto. "She tops it up with oil"

 

The oil filter? Fell on deaf ears.

 

P.s. She's had the car 6 years.

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