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Aston Martin

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  1. I didn't realise @Cavcraft was on a collection today.
  2. Fucking youtube Clickbait Cunts... Here, have some bastard good time with old boy Harry instead.
  3. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1385564304987363/
  4. Honda said the market isn't big enough for the UK...
  5. Does anyone remember seeing the Evo style bodykit for the Maestro?
  6. This cunts not one of us is he? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8004033/Influencer-threatens-make-break-family-run-business-online-unless-gets-free-car-exhaust.html
  7. I was allegedly driving... Been after this for a while.
  8. Everyone buggar off, because I found today's hero. I'm heading upto Glasgow, 7.6 million salt spreaders are out in force and what's this on Italian plates? A fucking Alfa SZ bombing up the A74.
  9. I've never seen Harry so happy.
  10. Fuck me, low milage and one of the last. It's a Japanese import, so I like to think a Yakuza member was rolling around Tokyo with a few bodies in the back. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-51-REG-BMW-750IL-LWB-5-4-V12-SALOON-AUTOMATIC/324065265485?hash=item4b73cb874d:g:LSAAAOSw1H1db7lQ
  11. Drive it home at 56 mph behind a lorry, I wonder how high it'll go.
  12. Fuck me. I had no washers, I filled it up. No washers. Where's the pump? Ah, behind the wheel liner that fell off. 😩 Everything was plugged in, but the connectors were manky. Quick sandpapering and washers!!!
  13. Orange wanker. ... Because the 4x4 is at the Renault lorry garage. I had to dump the car at work for 3 days. I used the jet wash to get the dusty shit off. One of our Polish guys "This is crazy... Is it four wheel drive?" No, but I have one. He then saw I missed a hit and jet washed the sill. .... 4x4 still at Renault.... So I took it to asda and was waiting. All I heard was "Oh my God." As a middle aged couple walked by. Not sure it was a good OMG, but I'll take it anyway.
  14. So what you're saying is we can slag you off for 30 minutes and then delete our posts before you can see them?
  15. Panda 2wd is free. My gas guzzler 4x4 is £8.
  16. Passat VR-sex with seats made from a pensioners flannel. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Passat-VR6-2-8-4-MOTION-190BHP/124059235384?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20171012094517%26meid%3D1f4b328b557b4dc08cc36297c9cc4ee4%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202894430172%26itm%3D124059235384%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219
  17. City Mode increases either the volts or amps to the steering box and is inactive above 15 kmh/15 mph, I forget which. The 4x4 with its stupid winter tyres still doesn't require city mode.
  18. An Austrian guy just turned up on the Alessi register. I am not annoyed that he beat me to the twin owner shot.............................................. ☹️
  19. Fuck me, Mambo yellow and skydomed 4x4. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/137301930608496/
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