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I get the feeling the fuel stabiliser might* turn out to be more drinkable than the Dom.

Demi-sec?

Come to think of it, I do have some Dom Pérignon on the shelf. Forgot it was there. Probably been sitting there so long that it no longer meets quality* standards and is no longer drinkable. I don't seem to be proficient at this long-term champagne storage thing.

Was that a real Uber driver, or someone just filling in for the real Uber driver?

How about part-exchanging the Merc for the dream car?

Presumably the dashcam evidence is available. Or has the Shamazon driver deleted it already?

Alternatively, it may still be here, but on foreign plates

Release your inner @Six-cylinder

I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas, Just like the ones we never* had, Where your fluid's leaking And springs are creaking, And something's stuffing up your rad. I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Your coolant hose is gonna blow, May your bearings be over-tight, And may all your Christmases be shite.

To some extent, they already are.

My bet's on the reserve being three bags or above.

Moral of the story is: don't get your car restored by Kienle if you want to maintain AS standards*

But orl bran noo, innit?

Note no traffic lights under the bridge. They weren't installed until some years after, replacing the zebra crossings.

Link goes back to the W123