wesacosa Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-saloon-1996-manual-1598-cc-4-doors/1394523173?fbclid=IwAR0i9A9V-mz6paZ3c8tWnj-CaBAclqJohxHaIe1IsUj5JDFRwj3gzrIvVqc SmoothieAuxFruit, Burnside, Cavcraft and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 On 07/01/2021 at 11:03, BorniteIdentity said: Right. It's been a long time since an Autoshite Save happened. They're always brilliant and glorious, and a source of good reading material. So can everyone have a think about what they actually WANT from life, realise it's an original Austin miniMETRO in Brown, cough up some pennies and get this thing bought? I've ommitted the front valance photo because I don't want to frighten you off. Seriously, this is what it's all about. This. A brown miniMETRO. With further brown. No excuses. Who's in? Now relisted "DUE TO A TIMEWASTER" with a threat to "SCRAP IT" if silly price is not achieved. Apparently the number plate is worth more than £1,500 🙄 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-METRO-S-Petrol-Manual/184617268728?hash=item2afc0bf5f8:g:UM8AAOSw3G9f~K8i Fumbler and Mr Laurence 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-MX5-Nottingham/233849332944?_trkparms=aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200220090753%26meid%3D1edd29dccb704ffdbd6dfb1b1ed96767%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D184605466342%26itm%3D233849332944%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 willswitchengage, pilninggas, horriblemercedes and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 11 hours ago, wesacosa said: https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-saloon-1996-manual-1598-cc-4-doors/1394523173?fbclid=IwAR0i9A9V-mz6paZ3c8tWnj-CaBAclqJohxHaIe1IsUj5JDFRwj3gzrIvVqc Perfect for a TS200 replica ( South African police car version with 218 bhp LET and 6 speed gearbox from.the Calibra turdo. ) Rusty_Rocket, BlankFrank, tooSavvy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Wilko220 said: Now relisted "DUE TO A TIMEWASTER" with a threat to "SCRAP IT" if silly price is not achieved. Apparently the number plate is worth more than £1,500 🙄 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-METRO-S-Petrol-Manual/184617268728?hash=item2afc0bf5f8:g:UM8AAOSw3G9f~K8i Oh, one of those people. I do hope they don't follow through with their threats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Wilko220 said: Now relisted "DUE TO A TIMEWASTER" with a threat to "SCRAP IT" if silly price is not achieved. Apparently the number plate is worth more than £1,500 🙄 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-METRO-S-Petrol-Manual/184617268728?hash=item2afc0bf5f8:g:UM8AAOSw3G9f~K8i Cunt Shite Ron, Amishtat, Fumbler and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 It's fucked, it's been in an accident, kids have jumped on the roof, pretty much every panel is shagged and it's been sat for ten years. Mini 1275 gt | eBay 'Starting bid: £4,500' Burnside, Mr_Bo11ox, crad and 10 others 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Sexy WSR MG ZR Mg Zr | eBay face and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 5 hours ago, Wilko220 said: Now relisted "DUE TO A TIMEWASTER" with a threat to "SCRAP IT" if silly price is not achieved. Apparently the number plate is worth more than £1,500 🙄 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-METRO-S-Petrol-Manual/184617268728?hash=item2afc0bf5f8:g:UM8AAOSw3G9f~K8i "If I don't get £1500, I'll scrap it for about £300 worth of spares". Because that makes total sense. What a weapons grade thundercunt. Shite Ron, NigeT and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Cheap Berlingo with a floppy knob but the best engine (2.0 HDI) and enough free guano to fertilise a field. Also, despite what the seller says, it still has a month's test left. I'd be tempted, but my recent experiences with buying shonky diesel Citroëns from Sussex have not been good. Burnside and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoftyvRS Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 4 hours ago, New POD said: Perfect for a TS200 replica ( South African police car version with 218 bhp LET and 6 speed gearbox from.the Calibra turdo. ) Erm, thanks for that, I've just emerged from an internet worm hole looking at the Opel Kadett 200T S..... could be my new favorite obscure car!!! 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, Soundwave said: "If I don't get £1500, I'll scrap it for about £300 worth of spares". Because that makes total sense. What a weapons grade thundercunt. I'm watching a 1/18 scale model that's now third time round (at least). Reduced by a fiver from the first time I saw it and now he's saying the same thing. So bring it down a bit more then! Wanting a tenner for postage isn't helping... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, LoftyvRS said: Erm, thanks for that, I've just emerged from an internet worm hole looking at the Opel Kadett 200T S..... could be my new favorite obscure car!!! 😄 Glad to be of assistance. We eventually kind of got a mk4 version in the UK. I mean the Gsi version of the mk4 has a version of the same engine. ( as did the zafira) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, eddyramrod said: I'm watching a 1/18 scale model that's now third time round (at least). Reduced by a fiver from the first time I saw it and now he's saying the same thing. So bring it down a bit more then! Wanting a tenner for postage isn't helping... He's threatening to scrap a 1/18 scale model? I didn't think there was much demand from scrapyards for that kind of thing. crad, eddyramrod, barrett and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, wuvvum said: He's threatening to scrap a 1/18 scale model? I didn't think there was much demand from scrapyards for that kind of thing. This is the item... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROAD-SIGNATURE-1-18-1950-STUDEBAKER-CHAMPION-MODIFIED/154285037502?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 And this is what he says... FOR SALE ROAD SIGNATURE 1:18 DAMAGED , FRONT AXLE IS DAMAGED AND WAS A LOVELY MODEL IN A BOX , IT WAS DAMAGED BOX DESTROYED AND AXLE BROKEN , WHAT YOU SEE IS WHATS LEFT . WOULD BE A PERFECT MODEL TO BILLING UP WITH CUSTOM BITS AND WOULD LOOK FANTASTIC DONE UP . NO RESERVE . WILL BE WELL PACKED FOR POST , LAST CHANCE THEN ITS GOING IN THE BIN . He's in Newark. Do we have anyone local who could collect it for me, and then post it up to me at proper rates? I would bid if so! egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 humber sceptre | eBay Shite Ron, eddyramrod, Twiggy and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Laurence Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Cavcraft said: It's fucked, it's been in an accident, kids have jumped on the roof, pretty much every panel is shagged and it's been sat for ten years. Mini 1275 gt | eBay 'Starting bid: £4,500' This has made the rounds in the Mini Facebook groups a few times: he wanted £9000 to start with Cavcraft, Shite Ron and strangeangel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, wuvvum said: Cheap Berlingo with a floppy knob but the best engine (2.0 HDI) and enough free guano to fertilise a field. Also, despite what the seller says, it still has a month's test left. I'd be tempted, but my recent experiences with buying shonky diesel Citroëns from Sussex have not been good. No mention of experiences buying shonky Talbots from Suffolk though, so please let us know how you get on... TALBOT EXPRESS LWB HiTop DIESEL 2.5 Manual 5Sp. | eBay MorrisItalSLX, 500tops, Burnside and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Why oh WHY did this have to be Silver over Grey? 2.6 engine is an absolute peach - family owned from new - Nice history - but silver/grey. Damn. Disco Fever, Skizzer, egg and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Looks like this is sold - but just doing it for the likes #Youtuber #Vlogger #SmashThatLikeButton Purple is the only colour for a car and nobody will ever tell me otherwise. Look at that Blackberry metallic. Dang. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-940-2-3-Torslanda-LPT-1998-88-000-5-SPEED-MANUAL-PRIVATE-PLATE-/303843634645?nma=true&si=HR6OwQqK2BlpWHYB7EoyWc1MPto%3D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557 phil_lihp, worldofceri, Burnside and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: No mention of experiences buying shonky Talbots from Suffolk though, so please let us know how you get on... TALBOT EXPRESS LWB HiTop DIESEL 2.5 Manual 5Sp. | eBay HFM??? Cavcraft, Burnside and Shite Ron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Soundwave said: "If I don't get £1500, I'll scrap it for about £300 worth of spares". Because that makes total sense. What a weapons grade thundercunt. To be fair, £300 is about all it's worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, wuvvum said: HFM??? Don't look at it as slightly* over-priced van look at it as an (almost) mobile moped storage unit. wuvvum, Skizzer, BorniteIdentity and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2326847210793742/?ref=facebook_story_share BorniteIdentity, SteersWithThrottle, Cavcraft and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 20 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: Rover P5, 3.0l 6, 1450 BINs, located in Norfolk. @wuvvum ? I couldn't make that link work but did find it here https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2537279819900049/?ref=facebook_story_share wuvvum, BeEP and somewhatfoolish 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 59 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: Don't look at it as slightly* over-priced van look at it as an (almost) mobile moped storage unit. But I already have a completely mobile moped storage unit. And it's one of those nice reliable Ivecos which go on forever, not some shonky French thing. puddlethumper and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 20 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: Rover P5, 3.0l 6, 1450 BINs, located in Norfolk. @wuvvum ? I've just realised I know the seller of this thing. somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Transit-125bhp-stealth-camper/174583788816?hash=item28a6013510:g:T~4AAOSw2sRf9Dz1 "Transit 125bhp stealth camper" Yep, you'll never notice it. puddlethumper, Cavcraft and MorrisItalSLX 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Do you have a spare grand, and a penchant for slightly scabby early 90s hatchbacks with potentially b0rked autoboxes? Look no further!https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202101127888840 willswitchengage, Burnside and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Soundwave said: "If I don't get £1500, I'll scrap it for about £300 worth of spares". Because that makes total sense. What a weapons grade thundercunt. Stick up a low mileage 1275 engine/box/train on eBay for £300 and see how many offers you get in the first 6 seconds of listing. It’s fine to begrudge the prices - but things have moved on. BeEP, Rusty_Rocket and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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