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Another pre face-lift Saxo. This one apparently comes with a "rear wheel braking system". Or a handbrake, as we call it in the trade. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/263281372003801/

"Total one off with creative imagination, bespoke design, a long overdue appointment at Specsavers and the influence of mind-bending drugs" Fixed the ad for him.

I'd be interested to see the outcome here - there's a Peugeot 605 not far from me which has been "resting" for 7ish years. Tempted to drop them a letter, but not really sure what to put in it. If this works, I'll copy your homework. I'll change some of the words so it's not obvious I've copied it.

Hoping the NEC classic show goes ahead in November - whilst it's very late in the year, long after lockdown is supposed to be lifted, it's also all indoors which may still affect its viability compared the outdoor summer shows. It's an expensive show normally, but my friends and I help run the Association of British VW Clubs stand, so we get always in for nowt.

Not just any frogs - frogs wearing fucking crowns. I'd love to know what substances the marketing department at Skoda were huffing when they thought of this.

You could go all cyan forum on it, and stick some poorly fitting bolt-on arches on. Maybe get some wheels that are as wide as they are tall, with lurid coloured centres? That'd look awesome*.

So out of the 4 cars I own, I have a 50% suitability rate for E10. TBH since I'm commuting less anyway, I'll probably just stump up for Super on all of them. Even the modern.

That's Lord Gerald Comfybuttocks IV to you!

My cars don't have names. For much the same reason my kitchen table, desk lamp, wheelie bin and all other inanimate objects in my life don't have names.

While this working from home lark has many advantages, the downside is that I find it increasingly hard to switch off. It's 1am and I'm working when I probably shouldn't be.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/5413614368663497/?ref=facebook_story_share First gen Wagon R... no MOT mind you. But hey, it's purple!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1085419731977222/?ref=facebook_story_share If the price on this is correct, I'm going to assume it's probably already sold. What a thing, though!

Sounds like a banned soft drink ingredient...

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/804411470150137 I reckon more people have died in the back of this Transit after it became a camper than during its entire career as an ambulance. The interior is awash with depraved serial killer chic! For a minute I actually thought that was a body wrapped in a sheet with the head and hand poking out.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/702186303791318 VERY early (and quite scabby) mk3 Fezzer. Possibly a tad salty.