inconsistant Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 924 in Autoshite beige. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-924-barn-find/303645650636?hash=item46b2b0eecc:g:2gEAAOSw7qtfLWfB Mr Laurence, spartacus, Burnside and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, 17-Coffees said: G-Wagons, its amazing how they went from being an actual utility vehicle to Blingtastic LA millionaires ride of Choice. So it's no wander the older ones have been getting unfitted to look more like Kanye West's new G65 AMG. And I bloody love/hate them...this being a good example of a well done*... According to the Ad, its had new front & rear lights, LED & Halo style, you can see the stupid dark tint and the big sporty alloys to give it all that Bling factor. Don't forget the touchscreen inside and the...er...original 30 year old cloth seats. It also comes with no MOT and CORROSION everywhere! Live the Beverly Hills dream* for £10.5k...https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-1990-SWB-230GE/363065336705?hash=item5488616381:g:NMoAAOSwtsBfJpGB Of all the wheels to put on, it has those bloody Audi RS style wheels too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 This looks quite cool. 4x4 as well The number plate could be a bad omen. That and it's called a Fargo so you may end up murdered in a snow bank. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/744683783012198/ sdkrc, Sir Snipes, Dick Longbridge and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, 17-Coffees said: G-Wagons, its amazing how they went from being an actual utility vehicle to Blingtastic LA millionaires ride of Choice. So it's no wander the older ones have been getting unfitted to look more like Kanye West's new G65 AMG. And I bloody love/hate them...this being a good example of a well done*... According to the Ad, its had new front & rear lights, LED & Halo style, you can see the stupid dark tint and the big sporty alloys to give it all that Bling factor. Don't forget the touchscreen inside and the...er...original 30 year old cloth seats. It also comes with no MOT and CORROSION everywhere! Live the Beverly Hills dream* for £10.5k...https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-1990-SWB-230GE/363065336705?hash=item5488616381:g:NMoAAOSwtsBfJpGB Do you think the seller bought into the dream for a princely sum & got stung at MOT time? It appears to have done fuck all miles & have been rotten for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 35 minutes ago, barefoot said: Do you think the seller bought into the dream for a princely sum & got stung at MOT time? It appears to have done fuck all miles & have been rotten for a long time. Probably worth breaking for parts, but that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/164327556416 Burnside, face, Supernaut and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Space-Van-Commer-Van-1979-Mot-And-Tax-Exempt/154037981371?hash=item23dd6110bb:g:DOUAAOSwyH9fLdC8 'Rare Hi line spec interior' strangeangel, Dick Longbridge, LightBulbFun and 14 others 8 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Foden-S20-8-Wheeler-Flatbed-truck-lorry-old-vintage-classic-wagon-Gardner/174387012010?hash=item289a46a1aa:g:2~cAAOSwJ7hfMHj1 Amishtat, DSdriver, MorrisItalSLX and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Petrol Modus in a decent colour with long MOT and some dents for £400... https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-modus-1.4-petrol/1381163393 Cavcraft and UltraWomble 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shite Ron Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 This is lovely, perfect colour and it has tartan seats, a great little runabout: Pictures are a bit poor though. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-chevette-1300l/114347603142 Cavcraft, mk2_craig, Remspoor and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car-owners-must-have/184396297051?_trksid=p2485497.m4902.l9144 The very best of luck deciphering what they're banging on about in the advert. Remspoor and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-b120-4x4-Tipper-tree-surgeon-truck-like-unimog-or-overland-camper/203070529312?_trksid=p2485497.m4902.l9144 strangeangel, willswitchengage and Sir Snipes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car-owners-must-have/184396297051?_trksid=p2485497.m4902.l9144 The very best of luck deciphering what they're banging on about in the advert. Can I have some of what he has been smoking Remspoor, Bamboocarman and Cavcraft 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 This looks as swish as you like, vendor probs a Rover licker too. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-MG-ZT-190-SE-2-5-V6-Trophy-Blue-Black-Leather-Sunroof-LPG-Apex/313178573988?hash=item48eae5cca4:g:dHIAAOSwAG9fMY-A w00dy, Disco Fever, Tamworthbay and 9 others 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Bizarrely, rather than the entire vehicle, you just get some of the cab (but all of the rust) and the engine and box, as they're chopping the rest of the chassis off and keeping it https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Terrier-1984-front-end-including-running-engine-and-gearbox/184396636472?hash=item2aeee56138:g:aXoAAOSwYYBfMXW9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-90-classic-car-in-need-of-total-restoration/124293507990?hash=item1cf0786b96:g:TrwAAOSw1IBfMZMu Best to keep away from the interior if you don't like cob webs, but kudos for starting a lacquer peeled map of the UK on the bonnet. Amishtat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ex-ambulance-part-converted-to-motor-home/233676360384?hash=item3668324ac0:g:FYcAAOSwhhJfMY5j 'We use a blow up bed for sleeping ' Being honest, I'd rather use a blow up girlfriend for shagging, than sleep in this thing. Remspoor, w00dy, Rovorsche and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 An eager beaver next to a sceptic tank. It's the sort of thing Jim 'unfunny stupid fat twat' Davidson could make a thousand 'jokes' out of. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Eager-beaver-APFLT-british-army-artic-cab-In-need-of-restoration-ROF/174388128792?hash=item289a57ac18:g:V10AAOSwNmRfMZHy GMcD, Tamworthbay and outlaw118 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Van-Unfinished-Campervan-Conversion-Project-for-sale-barter-P-X/154041036057?hash=item23dd8fad19:g:apUAAOSwS15fKEMn 'Unfinished campervan project' Or, as us normal people call it, a £150 van which is half full of the bottom of some traffic cones. For £1,260 reserve not met. willswitchengage and outlaw118 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Why do I want this? https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1147813695615846/ Bamboocarman, 500tops, LightBulbFun and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX Fairly convinced that some millionaire's shortbread avec scrambled egg is probably quite a unique selling feature. 'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.' davocano, paulplom, Mr Laurence and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Ace looking things these and near to @UltraWomble's manor. Iv*co levels of electrical nightmares when quite new though, won't have improved with age. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motorcycle/324257483021?hash=item4b7f40890d:g:JMMAAOSwGG5fMZhf UltraWomble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX 'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.' Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support. I read that re read that Looked at the photos And Im still none the wiser WTF spartacus, Remspoor, 95 quid Peugeot and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 That's a terrifying mix of nutty listings, so on one page we can chose from a rusting hulk full of gym floor mats which the seller is proposing a syndicated ownership of, a Fiat Ulysse who's seller seems convinced that they've got a sparkling rare classic and not, one might say, an aging van with windows, soggy carpets and twelve bottles of turtlewax smeared over it, a Renault Scenic with a breeze block stuck to the carpet with expanding foam and a weird electric bike thing you're not allowed to use. I do quite like the Fiat, mind, I'd have that. Cavcraft and scdan4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Tigra-MK1/333681028036?hash=item4db0f06bc4%3Ag%3AeW0AAOSwAClfAfJj&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000 phil_lihp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-FTO-2-0-V6/124280958013?hash=item1cefb8ec3d%3Ag%3AagkAAOSwr21e~Ppm&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000 Every time I see one of these I expect it to be piloted by some shaven haired bloke with 'tribal' head/face/neck tattoos and his nan's tights over the back lights. SteersWithThrottle, spartacus, DoctorRetro and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-VW-BEETLE-1200-project-restoration-spares-repairs-V5-parts/274455328684?hash=item3fe6cff7ac:g:nbcAAOSwqDpfMZ0L somewhatfoolish, willswitchengage, wuvvum and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Austin-Princess-2/193619723280?hash=item2d14a28410:g:U68AAOSwoPdfMaTo Hope they put it in reverse before setting off. Austat, MorrisItalSLX, outlaw118 and 5 others 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Proper bike https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/James-Captain-K7-motorcycle-1955/333681100093?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D4cba5801e17143fb87af1048a396ef44%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D324257483021%26itm%3D333681100093%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109 had a few James but never this model Captain Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 On 8/9/2020 at 9:50 PM, Cavcraft said: Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VIVARO-VAN-FULL-OF-ALLSORTS-NEW-THINGS-ADDED-DAILY/224104133999?hash=item342da5b56f:g:n40AAOSwbVJfJ8zK Looks like he has done a job on a pawn shop and realised its worth fuck all and included all the stolen loot with the van, which is probably stolen as well. ? outlaw118 and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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