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  1. I'm cooking Spag Bol, whilst fridge rummaging I find a pot of plain Hummus. Hmm thats nice with a dash of hot sauce! I slap some bread in the toaster and rummage for hot sauce The dash may have been somewhat over the tiny sprinkle I had in mind.. The bottle may not have been shaken for a while and be mostly chilli at the bottom. The end result was, it was so hot I got hiccups and I almost choked on a bit of toast. Be careful out there, red faced with breathing difficulties can take you to to another dimension.
  2. I was going to harvest bits to Ebay, its a Whirlpool so people will need them. However, my Kids have seen the above videos and want to see it die by the same method. I am still laughing. Cause of death - Hard wired motor and a Yaris Alternator payload.........
  3. Today I found out what was wrong with the washing machine, I had ruled out the bearings as the drum didnt move. The spin was a bit lumpy so I suspected a failed damper but didnt look because it meant moving a lot of stuff, oddly I seem to have spare time so I had a closer look and, Oh Dear..... Does anybody know how to weld Concrete ? I could order another weight, but with made in Italy stamped on most of it its unlikely to be arriving anytime soon and a fair chunk of the concrete seems to be missing so I think it was fucked before it left the factory. Looking on Espares a new one looks like a collection of holes and cracks when it was new. New one arriving on Tuesday,hopefully. Not sure what to do with the old one but 1600 RPM with and old car battery in it could be worth a youtube video.....
  4. If they pay themselves in dividends they will get quite rightly shafted by HMRC. If they pay themselves a salary AND reap the rewards of risk through dividends as the law allows I dont see a problem.
  5. Its a great idea in parts but I was confused earlier when it all kicked off. What are you clapping for ? The NHS people! So I peered out the window and asked "Is there an Ambulance out there ?" No, but we all do it I went back to stirring dinner (Not a euphemism) and cogitated. Its something to do, keeping a routine of some sort but that isnt the only option. Wearing my cynical hat, I think this is a disguised way of getting people to check up on each other, if Ethel and Cedric dont open the door................
  6. Maybe they dropped off the tree because they were ripe ?
  7. Making Tax Digital! Under the guise of streamlining the process I went down the route of linking my company bank account to Xero. After a bit of cocking about the process shuddered into life and all was good. Until today, Co-operative business banking is not compatible with Xero until April and that is an estimate. I don't know if the issue is Co-op but suspect Xero are the culprits as a number of banks are affected with the same estimated date. Either way its a shitty thing to be changing systems to introduce failures especially just as end of year returns are due. Somebody somewhere needs a P45 for this kind of screw up and a weapons grade wedgie as they are thrown off the premises. Moving a company account is a tedious affair usually with face to face and form filling, not an option at present. Any recommendations for a replacement business account?
  8. I have to wonder how much this would be worth, if it wasnt almost empty and eight years past its use by date ..... Discovered in a bag we used on holiday a long time ago
  9. Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Bashful and Sleepy have stripped the Red Wine aisle at Sainsburys. Hopefully they saved some for Sneezy who has been self isolating for months.
  10. Be careful with that stuff, it can mess you up in a big way. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-48599963
  11. Rummaging my way through a box of Bog-Roll ordered well before Orville-19 reared its head I found this
  12. I thought the blurry PhotoPhuckit links were all broken ones. I done learned a thing.
  13. Best* in 1.6 NAD form with an AM/LW radio although I think this is a Popular Plus, I seem to recall the one I had to put up with didn't have a rear wiper "Escort Popular" also seems to be one to only image hunt in safe search mode, this internet is all bloody filth I tell you! 1988 E models appear to have a rear wiper but 1987 E's dont - A question probably not asked for around thirty years For a trip down Misery lane I hunted down the performance figures for this trusty steed https://www.automobile-catalog.com/car/1987/942470/ford_escort_1_6_d_cl.html Top speed: 146 km/h / 91 mph 0-60 mph (sec): 17.9 0-100 km/h (sec): 18.9
  14. My wife had an appointment for a surgery assessment cancelled today because of OMGVirus stuff. The specialist she was going to see is still doing surgery privately, if I have £18K sitting around but the NHS say" FuckOff Virus people first for everything" as of today.
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