hairnet Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 was gonna post madonna but wanted a sad bastard link go on...... cliff mitchelmore anne (greig)? and the john fella - whats his surname?? im sad but not that sad - cant remember i didnt google bimble to leics then down to harpenden tunnel to frog then dunkrk tomorrow eve boulogne coast to berck then cross country to ypres eindhoven friday for daf then cross cuntree sat to mannheim to be near lobbach on sunday dusseldorf (must find out remise address) then home monday norfolk coast then home tuesday Bucketeer and michael1703 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort1977 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Ms C has sold my camper after a month of Ebay and Gumtree messers. We chucked a decent battery on and bump started it down the road and obviously didn't* take an untaxed van that's been sat unstarted for 3 years for a five mile test drive up the lanes. Buyer is quite tempted to drive it to a pre-booked MOT near home but wonders if a three hour drive might be taking the piss.Last year i didn't drive a SORNed car from Co. Kerry to London for a pre-booked MOT. In fairness I booked an MOT in Pembroke by the ferry but got delayed so the place was shut and I certainly didn't carry on to London. Verdict - 3 hour drive is nothing, he'll be fine. a big deal - don't do it. nigel bickle and STUNO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Didn't a certain bus driving member of the SVM drive a Volvo from Brighton to Scotland (via Chumley) for a pre-booked MOT last year? KruJoe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Has to be done for extra-heroic AS points and fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Didn't a certain bus driving member of the SVM drive a Volvo from Brighton to Scotland (via Chumley) for a pre-booked MOT last year?No... never done that via an overnight stop and a car show. (Chris snores like a motherfucker) STUNO, skattrd, oldcars and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I've owned the grotty Rover for about 48 hours an already sourced every exterior part needed to make it look respectable within budget. Coprolalia, dave21478, stillOrange and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian_pt Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Just Google Street Viewed the village I'm staying in southern France this year. Banger Kenny, Cavcraft, Skizzer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 People (usually young blokes) who carry crates of lager: they always seem like the most happiest anyone could ever be and carry their prized possessions like a newborn baby or a bag stuffed with pure gold. purplebargeken, fred, The Moog and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I've owned the grotty Rover for about 48 hours an already sourced every exterior part needed to make it look respectable within budget. Excellent work. I trust you frisbee'd those wheeltrims about 471/2 hours ago, too. You do know we're counting on you to have this spotless by Sunday, don't you? STUNO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Christ I keep playing the PMJ clip. Nowt like 3 curvy women in tight dresses who sing whilst wiggling. Damn you!!!!!!! TimothyClaypole 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I've just been told that I'm HANDSOME! I have since spent the next two hours annoying Jo' by repeating at frequent intervals.... 'I'm HANDSOME bitch!' So far, she is 'unmoved' by this news! fred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Photos of Jo or it didn't happen. xtriple, fred, Banger Kenny and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I was in a motor factors this afternoon, I put my keys down on the counter. While I was being served, a woman came in and asked for a bottle of K-seal. She paid and left, then the guy who served her picked my keys up off the counter and went to run out after her because she forgot them. 100 shite points to anyone who can guess what sort of car I'm driving....... Skizzer, fred, CGSB and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It can't be an MG, if you were driving and MG and came within 40ft of a female she wouldn't have been walking away! The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doobietoo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Geo-structural engineer Bloke came round to advise us on reducing the size of the bank and retaining wall at the front of the bungalow, all good it can be done and cheaply too but that wasn't the whole grin .... As he left he asked about the "car under the cover" so I showed him Rex and the 1100 and we had a half hour chat about cars.... Hope I am not paying for this chat I said.... No worries he replied I will only charge you at mates rates ..... That and the chat made me grin.... Nothing better than a good car chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It can't be an MG, if you were driving and MG and came within 40ft of a female she wouldn't have been walking away! FANNY MAGNETTE alf892, dome, cms206 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Startled-horse-smashes-young-driver-s-car-rider/story-27454259-detail/story.html Even horses think badly of Vauxhalls. Check out the quality scrapyard parts used, that's nice to see. STUNO, michael1703 and Lord Sterling 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Startled-horse-smashes-young-driver-s-car-rider/story-27454259-detail/story.html Even horses think badly of Vauxhalls. Check out the quality scrapyard parts used, that's nice to see. Wahey Plymouth! Where people aren't surprised that a car's been destroyed by a horse, they're just pissed no-one left insurance details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeKnight Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Removing suspension bushes the proper way. Semi-C, KruJoe, Skizzer and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 That's two of my favourite tools! myglaren and KruJoe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Startled-horse-smashes-young-driver-s-car-rider/story-27454259-detail/story.html Even horses think badly of Vauxhalls. Check out the quality scrapyard parts used, that's nice to see."A HORSE DID IT AND RAN AWAY, HONEST". I do like the the fact that The horse was described as brownThat rounds it down a bit. Constable Smith, send all those green horses home. Tam, purplebargeken, Banger Kenny and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hairnet Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Kettle rover 45 waiting for the tunnel John F 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappy Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 12.30 texted my sister to say enjoy her flight to Oslo, then at about 1.30 messaged her showing the Flightradar image of her flight, and where the plane had come from etc. At 1.50 whilst the plane is over the north sea she rings me.... This isn't right... She's in tears. She somehow managed to miss the gate call, heard the last call whilst using the facilities and raced to the gate to find it already shut. Had a think, jumped straight onto Skyscanner, and basically told her to shift her arse asap from Stansted to Heathrow as that was the only other place she'd be able to get a flight from today. Was quite a ride getting all the logistics all tied up, but she's over there now and £400 worse off!!! The other grin is to do with the fact the my ex has moved on, which is fine, I'm happy if she's happy even if she has rather narcissistic tendencies. But she's also transferring her job from London to Glasgow, which is brilliant because she hates Volvos . It also means I'm gonna feel completely guilt free if/when I ask another girl out for a date on Saturday, in spitting distance of a shared love, the Ordnance Survey HQ DeeJay, KruJoe and purplebargeken 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Corsa lad nearly deserved it for his wheel trims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Off to get a cork gasket, or at least some cork sheet for the side rocker cover on the sideboard. After a fruitless search (why can't you get cork sheet anymore?) I popped into Craddocks in Cannock as the Rover shares the same engine(ish) as late series ones/early series two landys. "I don't suppose you have a side rocker cover gasket for a two litre petrol series one do you?" Old chap behind counter reaches behind doorway to stores and retrieves a blue packet containing said article. "Four pounds ninety three please" A nigh on sixty year old car and I can get service items off the shelf for less than most things from a shop not far from me. Running old cars impossible? Nah mate, easier than most moderns and cheaper too! tooSavvy, KruJoe, Jim Bergerac and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Small grin. As I pulled out of the estate where Ma lives I spotted a S124 estate, flashed my lights and he flashed back and gave me a thumbs up. Round by Chez_Lord_Sterling I've seen a few Merc 124 estates but I don't think they saw/noticed mine as it was parked up. KruJoe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Selling cars'n'shit on Autoshite.If the price is right, folk will have it off you Cavcraft and purplebargeken 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Had to book a taxi this morning to Heartlands Hospital,Doc said best not to drive after a day of physio so hey ho Indian Guy turns up at 8.00 in a Merc and by the gods talk about crazy taxi , got stuck at Junction 7 as jt9 is closed forever as it seems, no problem, flits between a grass verge, two artics, and off and away, I held on for grim death the whole way. but by god it was fun, cant remember the last time I was a passenger. It was so good I had the return flight by him and he was just as bloody mad. His bloody repair bills must be huge as he drives like a complete wastrel saucedoctor, Lord Sterling, STUNO and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Corsa lad nearly deserved it for his wheel trims Give him a chance, he's still on L plates fred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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