eBay tat volume 3.

[trigger]

http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/35446975?searchId=251498422

 

I bet the owner of this was well pissed. The poor thing.

[Zantimisfit]

Matching Anglias. One nice, one not, is the summary. Nice one is on the left is my guess

 

http://www.blocket.se/stockholm/Ford_Anglia_106e_63994829.htm?ca=1_8&w=3

 

[Guest Renault20tx]

Seen this for sale http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C551459

 

What car do you think the purchaser of this antiquity would be most likely to drive?

[scaryoldcortina]

Something expensive, if they are buying a £650 oil can.

 

 

Round here the same money would get you two dead citroens, a ford ka, a laguna and a honda legend and still have £450 change.

[Matt]

The type of gentleman that takes his 1923 Bentley to Goodwood Festival of Speed would buy an oil can like that for his garage.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-740-745-GLE-Estate-automatic-1990-/141841176437?hash=item2106649775:g:61QAAOSw7FRWWbyr

[doobietoo]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1266941843332168&set=pcb.1000466666658410&type=3&relevant_count=4

 

 

£95 Proton with get you home mot save it from the Banger boys....

 

 

Reason(s) for failure:

 

 

Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

 

Nearside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

 

Fuel pipe leaking (7.2.3)

 

Rear Exhaust system not adequately supported (7.1.1)

 

Not much needed for mot either.....if you can weld...

 

Sorry not good with this image/post thing.....

[cort16]

luxury garlic flavoured 2 litre beater

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-25-Monaco-1988-/252191398650?hash=item3ab7c75afa:g:B1kAAOSwnH1WW2Wn

[cort16]

 

 

THIS CAR HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A PICK UP AT GREAT EXPENSE

 

run out of money when it came to the rear doors though?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DIESEL-RANGE-ROVER-/272060629445?hash=item3f5813c1c5:g:gUAAAOSwv-NWUjIR

[cort16]

 

 

Private plate FY51NNY included in Sale

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

An 05 Mini for 1400 sounds cheap even if it has got one of the wankiest 'personal' plates of all time on it

[cort16]

I bet this would go down well at a Jaguar single marque car show.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/E-TYPE-V12-V8-EASY-PROJECT-/172015093376?hash=item280ce60680:g:GcAAAOSw5ZBWQlA0

[cort16]

I still think these look cheap for what they are. This look like a nice one.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-R129-Mercedes-SL320-5-Speed-Auto-Metallic-Burgundy-Full-MOT-with-History-/281871356052?hash=item41a0d79094:g:o-0AAOSwAKxWXDBI

[Taff]

beige...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-ALFA-ROMEO-156-TURISMO-JTD-BEIGE-/201475695215?hash=item2ee8e3226f:g:2OMAAOSwhcJWHh4v

 

 

   Everything works

 

 

you know, I am struggling for a reason not to buy one of these

[cort16]

Carb fed, manual box, kermit ball sack green. Looks great doesn't it?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-728-1979-Classic-Manual-Carb-58-000-Miles-/291628058193?hash=item43e6630651:g:qGwAAOSw5VFWOMCT

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Certainly does!!!! WOULD

[Cavcraft]

Instant win

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/kit-car-project-/111837792194?hash=item1a0a0d47c2:g:uWkAAOSw~bFWIS9D

 

'Applications to bid in writing only to... Penelope Piss-Stop, Nougat House, Still-looks-better-than-the-effing-PMT Bruiser Road, Fuckmehe'sgotaVolvotoo, Wales'   

 

[Matt]

Miserable car in not miserable colour. Near Car-lisle

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-FIAT-Seicento-Michael-Schumacher-Limited-Edition-Red-/121828547180?hash=item1c5d8c1a6c:g:A1IAAOSw7FRWXKVz

 

'The AA sent me to Francis Drake who looked for the EML on the bonnet but failed to spot it, even when his underpants were flying behind him'

[Cavcraft]

r30_sco's neighbours had a unique way of telling what they thought of his car

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RAT-ROD-HOT-ROD-PT-Cruiser-Van-custom-conversion-Looks-1950s-White-Walls-/272061441708?hash=item3f582026ac:g:p98AAOSwAKxWXGco

 

'If it doesn't go soon I'm going to twang my eyepatch as hard as I can so I don't have to see the f*ck*ng thing ever again'

[Paul Dupart]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/astra-mk1-5dr-estate-retro-tuned-1-6-8v-89k-miles-very-nice-throughout-long-mot-/381480057358?hash=item58d1fbba0e:g:bvMAAOSw8-tWXKZA

 

Delightfully green and beige

 

gte alloy wheels and tyres all very good....unfortunately 1 centre cap missing

 

...Oh, that's me out then...

[DeeJay]

Mr. C, are you on drugs or proscribed medication (or should you be) when you peruse e-bay?

[wuvvum]

Off the road for 16 years.  WCPGW?

 

[Matt]

It's already in SVM territory and I went 'ooooohhh' when I saw it but it's not road legal at the moment and needs a bit more work than I think I could handle to make it so. That said if someone in the central belt bought it, repaired it and wanted to sell it to me at-cost(ish)...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201474263505

[Negative Creep]

http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/35446975?searchId=251498422

 

I bet the owner of this was well pissed. The poor thing.

 

 

 

Only a Cat D?

[wuvvum]

This is well cheap for one of these.  Nearly at the top of Scotland though, so Ah'm oot as the locals would say.  (Plus I already have one.)

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Off the road for 16 years.  WCPGW?

 

 

Some lad on the first year of my Uni course ('Safety Conscious Matt') had an automatic one of these as a daily driver. It was fuggin horrendous and caused me to question what in gods name posessed this seemingly intelligent chap to be reduced to spending his pitiful student grant (I know, I know) on petrol for it so he could drive round in a fibreglass dialysis machine at 14mpg/50mph.

[UltraWomble]

caused me to question what in gods name posessed this seemingly intelligent chap to be reduced to spending his pitiful student grant (I know, I know) on petrol for

He could live in it and if lucky shag in it too for less than the cost of digs?

[Cavcraft]

This week...

 

 

Next week

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINI-1000-1977-/172015010619?hash=item280ce4c33b:g:D6gAAOSwQoFWQSLb

 

'its been stuck in a school teachers  garage for 18 years'

 

My old school teacher (Janet Ley) had one of these in exactly the same colour. She was a right miserable old cow with a face that looked like it had been on fire and someone had put it out with a screwdriver. 

[Cavcraft]

Any road protesting/anti-fracking/lentil knitters about?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-609D-live-in-bus-/272061560158?hash=item3f5821f55e:g:FCMAAOSwcdBWSdB2

 

'This is being relisted as the buyer had to cancel due to upsetting circumstances'

 

PROZAC JUST KICKED IN, YO?

 

What's for tea, mother?