Conrad D. Conelrad

Good to see it wearing a mask. #staysafe https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Prelude-1-8-Manual-1985-Only-ONE-FORMER-KEEPER/233671386126

Painting over your brake fluid reservoir not actually a bad idea on a P6. Insurance company: "Any modifications to the vehicle?" Owner: "No. Oh, wait, yes - I removed the glovebox and replaced it with a secondary heater which makes the car look like Dr Kevorkian tried to turn it into a euthanasia machine" https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Rover-3-500-V8-P6/264818293350

This looks like a poor replica of Postman Pat's van taken from a small seaside town's carousel. The little carousel in the shopping precinct, not the big one at the seafront.

Looks like a decent car, won't take much to make it really nice. On the other hand, it should be put straight in the baler.

Translation: car will develop snap rigor mortis the first time you take it on a dual carriageway. I hope it's got a shit steering wheel installed. oh, good. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1248179

This is too far away for me, but it looks good for £495. How would you describe that seat pattern? It looks like when a child helps paint a wall. While other dealers are promising sterilised cars dipped in bleach to combat the 'Rona, this one is providing closeup shots of filth on the touch surfaces. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202007271754704 e: just noticed there's a £95 admin fee too, fuck you

I shall have to take your word for that, since right now it is a memorial to bird diarrhoea. Interior's awesome. However, the rule with NuBeetles is that no flower in the vase = NO SALE. https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/v.w.-beetle-for-sale/1378542930

More car you cannot get for £2k. Oh dear. Is this going to be the new "it's 24 years old so tax exempt next year"? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-MERCEDES-BENZ-S500L-LWB-LIMO-5-0-V8-PETROL-W220-AUTOMATIC-1-PREVIOUS-OWNER/174357457539

Goodness only knows. You still have to take everything out of the boot to use this, there's still a massive wheel well in the boot, plus Renault have to make a bunch more parts for this. There is no conceivable benefit to anyone.

Oh, and getting the spare wheel on and off is hilariously overwrought process so you might want to practice that in case you ever need it. "It's quite a simple procedure" [one minute of struggling, and an obvious jump cut later] "This is the hardest video I've ever done"

Nice to see you, plus Ms. Nova and MiniNova too! I'm a bit sorry to see it go, because it was huge fun to drive and I think that is the 'correct' amount of power for a road car. The condition is what sold it to me back in January - aside from a little wear on the seat and steering wheel, the interior especially looks new. I've never had a car that looks so smart when cleaned up. If the search for a cat doesn't come to anything, I'm sure you could flog a bunch of interior bits to someone with a low spec Clio, weigh in the rest and come out with a few months of free motoring!

I've checked the fluid levels and tyre pressures, it's ready to go. I'll miss this one.

It says "VT" on the bonnet, which stands for Vehicular Tuberculosis https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-megane-convertible-Project-Wide-Body-Kit-Spares-Or-Repair/264809952139

Well, I’m out. Turns out I’ve used my entire holiday allowance already. Shit.

Put me down for a ticket. Don't know if I can get the day off yet but will certainly try. ah duck, never mind