Alexg

This has everything (that’s shit) https://www.facebook.com/groups/1438130949752338/permalink/2245867962311962/?sale_post_id=2245867962311962

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-Cooper-project/263980037856

Also, it's NINE HUNDRED FLIPPIN' QUID!!!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mg-zr/1312926022

Just when you think you’ve seen it all...

They can't be serious about offering a warranty of that FFS?

These have been giving me the horn of late. This one's £6500 or best offer which isn't terrible value for something this cool. Oddly selected interior shots suggested the 'reupholstered' seats aren't quite the ticket though. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-1975-200-8-W115-Manual-4-Door-Saloon/283113157375

Check out this whole new level of bone-idleness. Not only can they not be arsed to leave the house, they can’t even muster up the the spirit to get off the sofa. If you do look closely the 206 is there, to be fair, it’s just above the pile of manky socks. Astonishing.

And much of the bidding.

Bloody hell, look at that place, it's flippin huge and full of sub £1000 old shit! How can that be a sustainable business model FFS? Tiny margins, large ground rent, and cars that'll mostly be fucked. Then there's the task of constantly restocking all that crap, Incredible!

Welcome to the world of orange Allegro ownership. It’s a world where you’ll delight fellow patrons at a petrol station or shopping centre carpark, but receive a disdainful attitude from punters at your local car show. Revel in it, here’s me annoying some hot rodders at the Darling Buds event,

“SHE WILL GET ATTENTIONS" 4 DAYS 1700 VIEWS !” Steady on fella. Undateables garner 2.7 million viewers for Channel 4, but I doubt many are there for a wank.

Delusional of the day https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-Mercedes-Pullman-600-AMG-Limousine-2008-6-700-Miles-Show-Condition/323396379531

Jesus wept, what a load of utter tripe. I particularly like this useful part of the appraisal: What do they expect anyone to glean from that information?