That was the one where de Gaulle had a special button in the back in case it started raining.
If it did he would push the button and the rain would stop.
And you can guarantee that someone will buy one of those houses off plan not realising the ditch is there and complain about it, wanting it filled in.
"When it rains the noise of the water is keeping my children awake"
Where's your sense of adventure (Croydon, sorry Chiswick) Surely you mean do the absolute minimum to get it running, driving, stopping and not falling apart and then make full use of the tax, mot and ulez exemptions to have it as your town car.