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Shall I compare thee to thine namesake?

Painter or crap car, your choice to make

So Sit down dear listeners, for a while
and put up with some more of my wordy bile
 
In the case of...
 
Picasso Vs Picasso
 
Let's check out La Vie, what's going on there,
before we find another artwork to compare.
 
 
How could one do this, thou maketh me sick
fornicating my sister in front of family pic
I've just put layeth a deposit on our next family cart
and ordered LIVE LOVE LAUGH wall paper art
 
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He should be at the garage getting his wheeltrim replaced
but he went down the boozer and got off his face 
he doth betray his concubine for bit on the side 
an she's proper fumin, come round with their child
 
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Les Demoiselles d'Avignon doth roughly translate 
to a fanny magnet cart that nearly seats eight
see steamed up windows for proof at a push
key to Picasso grand worth 5 in a bush
 
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Grand-C4-Picasso-1-6HDi-16v-EGS-VTR/332911484711?hash=item4d83121f27:g:GoMAAOSw6gdb9VgY

 

 

Next cometh the Family Of Saltimbanques

who ventured to Rhyl to swim sewage tanks

but the gearbox did breaketh in their Picasso Grand

and they all got swallowed by giant black hand

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spares-or-repairs-citroen-c4-picasso/183634967808?hash=item2ac17f3d00:g:KOUAAOSwa3FcO3Xv:rk:4:pf:1&frcectupt=true

 

Check out Girl With Mandolin

wooden tits, wooden chin

she'd play a tune on your pink oboe

if you came home in a Picasso

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Citroen-Xsara-Picasso-Desire-Spares-or-Repair/173731864512?hash=item287339dfc0:g:zzAAAOSwUP5cNl9U:rk:7:pf:0

 

terminar.

 

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WANT.  Don't care what else happens in the world, or even if I can ever drive again, but fuck...... WANT.

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^ My first love ..dinky toy when I were very little. That was in white with well battered paintwork too.  ..If I were a rich man ...  most definitely (..but not this particular pile of rust and woe)

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