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I know I keep saying that I'm not in a position to do anything about things like the blue Volvo above, but... is anyone able to go and have a look at it for me?  And if I were then to buy it, is there some Shitely way we could get it up here?

That tells you how much I like the look of it!

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Not up to date with this thread so apologies if this has been shared already, but it seems like a potential bargain for someone;

 

£95, in Worcester

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2112804762142100/

 

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Auto, 100k

 

 

 

 

I know I keep saying that I'm not in a position to do anything about things like the blue Volvo above, but... is anyone able to go and have a look at it for me?  And if I were then to buy it, is there some Shitely way we could get it up here?

That tells you how much I like the look of it!

 

 

Now sold subject to collection :( drat.

Oh BUGGER!

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How some people find their arses to shit out of is a source of never-ending wonder.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lotus-elite-501-year-1980/264153035279

 

‘Touch to return to call’: Who do you think he was on the phone to while taking screenshots of these crap 2003-era cameraphone pictures? Green Flag? Samaritans?

 

 

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That’s comprehensively fucked it, anyway.

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I'd have bid £25, had it been a petrol.

You know that feeling that says you really should bid on this just to ensure somebody pays more than the current offer ( but hopefully not you).

Errrmmmm wellll, I'm thinking. Hopefully the effects of alcohol will wear off before I do something stupid...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Multipla-2004-1-9-JTD-Diesel-Economical-and-powerful-6-seater-family-car-/163496863184

 

Watch listed, oh shit

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You know that feeling that says you really should bid on this just to ensure somebody pays more than the current offer ( but hopefully not you).

Errrmmmm wellll, I'm thinking. Hopefully the effects of alcohol will wear off before I do something stupid...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Multipla-2004-1-9-JTD-Diesel-Economical-and-powerful-6-seater-family-car-/163496863184

 

Watch listed, oh shit

 

You should absolutely buy it.

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If ever there were a perfect match 'twixt car for sale and potential buyer

 

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'shadow graphics on sides'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-SCENIC-FIDJI-DCI-DIESEL-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-shadow-graphics-on-sides/132926046248?hash=item1ef3028028:g:v48AAOSwXTVcRcxe:rk:25:pf:0

 

'FROM COLD IT WILL ONLY START WITH EASY START INTO AIR INTAKE, ONCE STARTED RUNS OK, AND WILL RESTART AFTER A SHORT TIME, IF LEFT LONGER IT NEEDS EASY START'

 

'I AM NOT A GOOD ENOUGH MECHANIC TO FIND PROBLEM'

 

 

 

Let us help you with that.

 

Renault

 

Scenic

 

Diesel.

 

 

Goodbye.

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If ever there were a perfect match 'twixt car for sale and potential buyer

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

'shadow graphics on sides'

I burst out laughing at that. Most people who put SICK GRAFFIX on their car do something that suggests speed or performance, not a lawn mower.

 

Yes yes, I know it was probably a gardener / grounds maintenance person's work vehicle.

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