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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Late night boredom and 2 glasses of less-than-fresh box-wine present:

The Worst and worster of Parts Section no-hopery...

 

 

Let's hit the ground running with this. An MOT-less Escrote ready for the frag? Guess again...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-6-16v-GHIA-Mk-6-ZETEC-/252224347646?hash=item3ab9be1dfe:g:5WcAAOSwhcJWLMFy

Car needs (min);
 
New battery
New wiper blades
Rear view mirror re fixing to screen
New n/s wing mirror glass or stick over.
Brakes cleaning (car hat sat for a while)
 
Could be other things to pass MOT

 

So there we have it, feeling lucky? Stick one on the £400 start price and you're in the game!!!

 

 

 

This Wank-plate obsessed lunatic has been punting this about the parts section since these badboys started blistering where the front arch meets the bumper.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/L13-RAR-libra-lira-lie-rar-mercedes-e220-w124-convertible-cabriolet-cabrio-NR-/181972801147

L13 RAR LIE RARE LIBRA LIRA LIERAR Jewish surname valued at £3k alone

Starting Bid £4499

 

I look forward to seeing this listing again next Christmas.

 

 

 

Hold tight, this is a right looker.... Full MOT, 99p start and No Reserve!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-145-cloverleaf-1-6-T-spark-/181975830592

 

...Seems a right winner wagon! Someone here get on this parts section honey!

 

 

 

BUT NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1986-SHERPA-FREIGHT-ROVER-200-PICK-UP-LDV-LT-77-GEARBOX-PROJECT-BARN-FIND-/201493523177

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captain_70s Rank: Renault 16

captain_70s

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The best bit isn't even that the guy took that photo but the fact he went to the effort of uploading it to the PC and thought "aye, that'll do".

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£100 B-I-N!  Even has MOT until Feb

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Y-Vauxhall-Agila-1-2-16v-5-Door-White-MOTd-Runner-Spares-or-Repair-/141864014612?hash=item2107c11314:g:FJAAAOSwUdlWgsu8

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ASTRA-MK2-1300GL-43-500-Miles-Excellent-Condition-/321961869077?hash=item4af66c3f15:g:HmUAAOSwo0JWQLYR

 

 

'NEVER BEEN WELDED'

 

But as if by magic the MOT advisories for o/s/r floor pan corroded in 2013 and 2014 have disappeared from the 2015 test.

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fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ASTRA-MK2-1300GL-43-500-Miles-Excellent-Condition-/321961869077?hash=item4af66c3f15:g:HmUAAOSwo0JWQLYR

 

 

'NEVER BEEN WELDED'

 

But as if by magic the MOT advisories for o/s/r floor pan corroded in 2013 and 2014 have disappeared from the 2015 test.

As a purveyor of quality* used cars, I'd think you'd know the joys of a wire brush and waxoil,

 

Either that or pop rivets and silicon sealer isn't welding

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