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This is the best photo

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Thankfully the seller does advise 

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It's a ford escort LX classic car and it's a great car

250 quid in Leicester - love the last reason for failing:

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Brake performance not tested water hose blew discarding all coolant from engine

The car has character*, love it

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/good-runner-12-months-mot./1362042783

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1 hour ago, clayts450 said:

Looks like the ABS light is on, but other than that could be a twin of my 620.

Ah yeah, probably why it's up for ~£300 at a trader with basically no test. That and I expect it's incredibly unfashionable with "normal" people. 

Do any of the OBD readers talk to Honda ABS? Probably not I guess.

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2 hours ago, ChampionRabbit said:

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-seicento-sporting-/1361314783

 

I don't know if these are fun, but this looks fun. Is it fun?

These are fucking excellent, a powered roller skate. You need a big bore exhaust and a lowering kit to really* appreciate them.

Oh, and they rot like fuck also. Boot floors by the wheel arches are the worst areas. My tester got to 10 "it's fucked mate" entries on the MoT before he gave up.

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(Hard to tell if they're actually lorry wheels next to it, or just wheel barrow  ones)

'Iaxam 500cc diesel. 85 mpg. Very lightweight. Running. Needs some tlc. No texts. Call'

 

Facebook Marketplace.

 

(There is no phone number to ring and the car is listed as '2000 Asia', probably due to FB not recognising the make. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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(Hard to tell if they're actually lorry wheels next to it, or just wheel barrow  ones)

'Iaxam 500cc diesel. 85 mpg. Very lightweight. Running. Needs some tlc. No texts. Call'

 

Facebook Marketplace.

 

(There is no phone number to ring and the car is listed as '2000 Asia', probably due to FB not recognising the make. 

 

So the background shite tells a story as well.......

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If there's a shitter possible way to guff £565 of money on eBay, I'm pretty sure nobody will ever find it.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Teardrop-Camper-Pod-Trailer/283724465697?hash=item420f4bc621:g:tqMAAOSwoDVeBjst

 

Look at the pissing two-and-eight of the thing. I'd rather spend the night camped out  in Jordan's minge.

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Re-enact those fun moments when Welshpool was a bit of a bastard to negotiate in a commercial vehicle (due to an un-nerving amount of pre-VOSA attention from the ministry), by simply buying this unbelievably still tested Transit and driving it home.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk3-Ford-Transit-Van/254464915140?hash=item3b3f4a76c4:g:yIsAAOSwhvReBkgS

 

They've helpfully included exactly how many kilograms of Isopon is need to sort those pesky arches out, too.

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On 12/26/2019 at 5:16 PM, Skizzer said:

I like Sud Sprints but had kinda glossed over this one until I noticed it has an original Eric Arsehole number plate.  (A contender for the fiercely contested title of Swansea’s worst car dealer, back in the day.)

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F133285393404

 

I’ve posted the link in case anyone cares but it’s too much money for a total resto case. 

Eric Asshole oh yes!!!! 

 

My Mrs had an argument with him over double payments on her bosses punto van and he mistakenly used the words "listen to me little girl" down the phone to her in an aggressive manner. 

One of the other salesmen shook her hand when she went back over to collect some bits a few weeks later saying they'd never seen Asshole so shaky after a phone call!!! 

Jinty Day of the days empire running it now, aforementioned doing a good job. She was in my junior school and known her from around mumbles back in the day, nice girl to be fair. I would imagine the advent of the newer fiat 500 hasn't hurt sales much either. 

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