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£1750 - 1983 FIAT 900E - Staines

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/957003887831014

 

Seller's Description

Selling my 900E project... Shes ratty but has potential.

Had a pre mot check and done most of the work advised.

Lights/brakes/welding etc 900cc water cooled rear mounted engine with 4 speed box... could do with rear arches as just been tidied up etc

 

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Be like me. Only with an L-series diesel. And leather. And non-JM approved gear-driver interface. £495 or best offer, 12 mth ticket, Coventry

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ROVER-600-GSDI-2-0-DIESEL-12-MONTHS-MOT-FULL-LEATHER-CHEAP-RUNNER/283337992306?hash=item41f842a872:g:L5wAAOSwS3lcO5gK

 

Raresville

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/68-ford-mustang-coupe-hotrod-supercharged-swap-px-v8-restomod/163480864321

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I'd be interested in a swap or Px for an Aston Martin, e type, hot rod, lotus, evo, m2/4/5, Bentley, maserati boat, H2 Kawasaki

 

If I had any of this, I couldn't bloody wait to swap it for this pile of pure, unadulterated shit.

 

 

 

please dont offer me anything over priced.

 

Why not? Do you think that's a privilege only you are entitled to?

 

 

What a dinglebrained dolt.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-CADILLAC-SEDAN-DEVILLE-RARE-CAR-WITH-HISTORY/233092771433

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This could actually be a viable project, believe it or not.

£1500 RNM.  What's the betting his reserve is beyond what I'm asking for Huggy?

Huggy is not only entirely viable, he's been out on the road much more recently; October in fact.  He can be driven away FFS!

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A J-cloth in the petrol tank

what fate befalls it's rusted shank

light match and burn or do contrive

to off the vin plate and V5

 

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The panting face from exerted run

road not seen since '91

black hat like executioner's cap

will you save this pile of crap?

 

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But who's hunting this now 28 years L8R

scrap yard man or banger racer

for n'er a welder could suffice

to tack together this bag of rice

 

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You cannot run, your legs are fucked

and with your last breath now you sucked

the final air from your last summer

succumb to Mini engine bummer

 

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So open wide, don't say a word

donate your heart to wide arched turd

a pseudo Cooper lookalike

with headlight peaks and Minilites

 

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then suffer pilot into ditch

from horrendous set up camber pitch

yet all filler and gaudy paint

come apart with no constraint

 

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like the aftermath of J4 van,

towing this o'er sceptic land

where your shitty Mini's life will end,

and the whole regime begins again

 

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the fourteen hundred pound GT

a once majestic place to be

killed off by voracious taste for rust

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-1300-gt-for-restoration/312426079091?hash=item48be0ba373:g:qlAAAOSwL-xcPLmN

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£350 - 1994 FIAT Cinquecento 0.9 - 88,000m - Fleet

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/313018169337383

 

Seller's Description

For sale here is my 1994 Fiat Cinquecento with 88k miles on the clock, car has an MOT until July next, although is currently SORN'd.

I was driving this car daily until about a month ago, so is perfectly road worthy.

 

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Have we had this?

 

£10,000 - 1960 Ural 6x6 Insulated And Heated Box On - 10,000km - Guildford

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/917121041824724

 

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6 wheel drive  11 litre v8 diesel engine 10,000 kilometres.

 

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Apologies if we've had this before.

 

1979 Mitsubishi Colt - 57,000m - Northwich

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/590712144663852

 

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December Mot,It was fully serviced and its running.

Immobiliser fitted, clutch has now been fitted 2weeks ago.

Had been in garage for the last 20 years!

Starts first turn of key. Interior is pretty much immaculate condition!

8 speed box, (Powershift).

Really don’t want to let go but my daily family car has broken leaving me with only this vehicle and it’s not a car I want to cramp 3 kids in for a day out.

Looking to SWAP for anything within reason, Must have minimum 5seats, ideally with a towbar but not essential on right car/4x4.

This car will never lower in value, soon to become tax and mot exempt and according to dvla database there are none sorn or on road other than mine in last 8years.

Car runs, drives and stops with no faults.

Body for its age it’s mint with only some paint imperfections a good polish/detailing session will leave you with only a small amount of bodywork to correct this car into showroom condition.

The whole interior floor has had a household cream carpet sat over the top of original brown cord carpet that is in pristine condition.

Viewing is more than welcome.

CASH OFFERS WELCOME 

 

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£675 - 1997 Nissan Largo 8 Seater - Bromley

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/281966479114293

 

 

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P reg Nissan largo 8 Seater mpv 2.0 diesel automatic air con power steering full glass sunroofs drives very nice clean inside and outside 115k miles no mot

 

 

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That Tempra does look nice, but be warned of the encroaching rot underneath mentioned in the most recent MOT, which followed a pretty dismal fail. I think rot killed most of them.

 

 

Also I'm not sure why the seller is describing it like he has gold bullion, but most old car sellers seem to be afflicted with that particular disorder now

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Billy, that ADO16 poem is one of your best yet.

 

Agreed, but is it Billy or Barbara Cartland dog who writes them?

 

There is a slight irony though, as the engine in that particular collection of rust is not the original (11 stud) GT version.  Is it mean of me to hope that whoever buys it to upgrade* their mini is unaware of this?

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