fordperv Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 They need to be force fed the rubbish they throw from their cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I haven't received your offer though, Cav? This makes your Streetwise look like a concourse winning D-type Jag, trust me on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffgeezer Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I doubt it, the fucking thing has taken the hump with having been fixed and now the alarm won't shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 It isn't an A35 is it? Cav The Moog, Cavcraft and AlabamaShrimp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i havent been here for a couple of years, but i see the grumpy thread still up and running Skizzer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 My cousin has been suspended from his jop as a supervisor. His crime? Telling a couple of Eastern Europeans to get back to work - they were skiving. Naturally they played the race card. This country is going to hell in a handcart.Thats just a bucket of arse biscuits - suspended for that! fuck me sideways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 My cousin has been suspended from his jop as a supervisor. Is he a member of a trade union? Call them first thing tomorrow. If not... http://www.acas.org.uk/helpline http://www.acas.org.uk/media/pdf/k/b/Acas_Code_of_Practice_1_on_disciplinary_and_grievance_procedures-accessible-version-Jul-2012.pdf TRW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Thats just a bucket of arse biscuits - suspended for that! fuck me sidewaysI have a friend who works at Kellogs,Wrexham on the "Winders" production lineMost of the workforce are Portgugese with a Brit as a supervisor2 of them started arguing,super goes over to sort it out and gets a knife shoved in his face !Guess which 1 got suspended ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 This. This shit right here. That's what Ring Automotive thinks an adequate ground cable for a spotlight is. What the fuck am I meant to do with that, attach it to a pair of glasses? Conrad D. Conelrad, HH-R, cms206 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I've made a low offer on a really horrible car that I don't even especially want, and certainly don't need, yet I'm gutted they haven't got back to me about it.It's not an Austin A35 is it? anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 It's not an Austin A35 is it? no, its an old 205 with a PEZ ENGINE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 This. This shit right here. That's what Ring Automotive thinks an adequate ground cable for a spotlight is. What the fuck am I meant to do with that, attach it to a pair of glasses?How did you mount it in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 How did you mount it in the end? If you mean the lights then it's just a pair 'L' brackets that are held in place with the number plate screws. I need to modify them somehow though as there isn't much lateral support, I can rotate them by hand. The design I posted a thread about a few months ago wouldn't really work with the Swift as the front end has quite a curve to it that I hadn't really noticed before. If you mean the ground wire, I haven't yet. I'm just going to make my own ground strap that will fit over a screw/bolt that manufacturers actually use in cars. (I've mounted them lower than this now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 0521 off Oban to Glasgow this morning for the railways, 0501 sign on time. Leave depot at 0200, arrive Oban at 0415 to have 45mins tacho break before the southbound leg. Phone control at 0501 to book on."Whit the fuck are ya doin' up at this time ya lunatic?" says controller Gus."At Oban for the 0521 for you cunts" says I."Whit fur? Train's runnin', away hame." says he. And the phone went down.CUNTS. chaseracer, purplebargeken, 320touring and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 For the translated into englishness option please click here **** chaseracer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugong Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "I was most upset this morning; I was under the impression I was driving the rail replacement bus to Oban, but a full train service was already in operation. What twats they are." Conrad D. Conelrad, cms206, Jerzy Woking and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "I was most upset this morning; I was under the impression I was driving the rail replacement bus to Oban, but a full train service was already in operation. What twats they are." More or less. The grump was driving empty 110 miles at 2am to start a duty, then having to drive 110 miles empty back 'cos the bellends never told us they got a guard to operate the train yesterday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 ^^ that really qualifies as a major grump. Fuckwits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 You have my commiserations. I thought I was going to have the day off work* today but it was cancelled at the last minute. I had planned a picnic by the sea with the kids and instead I was called in at 5am with next to no notice! Major grump. *I'm a train guard in Oban. cms206, The Moog, Louise2cv and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 You have my commiserations. I thought I was going to have the day off work* today but it was cancelled at the last minute. I had planned a picnic by the sea with the kids and instead I was called in at 5am with next to no notice! Major grump. *I'm a train guard in Oban.Had I known I'd have ranted IN YOUR FACE. Not aimed at the guard... just control... as usual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 You'll never believe this but my grandfather was a train guard based in Arrochar in the 1940's. True! cms206 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 You'll never believe this but my grandfather was a train guard based in Arrochar in the 1940's. True! They say it's a small world... if it's any consolation about four years ago I was tracing my family tree - I found out my great, great, great grandfather was a horse-drawn stagecoach driver from Houston, just down the road. At the time I was doing my family tree I did 6-days a week driving the bus which linked Paisley and Bridge of Weir... via Houston. To date it appears we were the only two people in the entire family involved in public transport. Bucketeer and Alan_Green 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebuchenezer Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 This came in to the garage under the office today for an MOT: So what is the grump? The fact that I don't have £875,000 to buy one? No, How in the name of F**k did these get to be 26 years old? Have I been in suspended animation for the last 15 years? Grrrr I am officially old mercrocker, Negative Creep, xtriple and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Are you sure it's not just a re bodied vauxhall chevette? michael1703, anonymous user and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Are you sure it's not just a re bodied vauxhall chevette? Get your eyes tested Cort man, it's a Ferrari F40 not a fucking Piazza! Cavcraft, cobblers, fred and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebuchenezer Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Are you sure it's not just a re bodied vauxhall chevette? I'm sure: http://www.joemacari.com/All-Cars-for-Sale/_prod_Ferrari-F40_1196.htm I got the price wrong though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 This came in to the garage under the office today for an MOT: So what is the grump? The fact that I don't have £875,000 to buy one? No, How in the name of F**k did these get to be 26 years old? Have I been in suspended animation for the last 15 years? Grrrr I am officially old I really doubt the owner of a genuine F40 would leave it those surroundings... I'm sure 100% of genuine F40's only go to garages that have spotless white tiled floors. EssDeeWon, michael1703 and richardmorris 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebuchenezer Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Such Surroundings????? Ooooh get you! This is fackin Wandsworth Dahhhhhling! Mr_Bo11ox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Got a call from swmbo at 4.45 saying her blood sugar is very high and shes waiting at the doctors to be seen. I could hear eva being loud in the background. Get out of work (helps having a boss who has had 2 kids) and toe it home to the doctors (the steering goes really light and the clonking noises stop ay an indicated 105, modern drivers dont like being audi-d out the way by a 21yo battered shitroen) Get to the docs within 20 minutes (a record in itself, dont tell plod) , ask the receptionist which room shes in and shes standimg behind me... Been seen, got to check again in 4 hours and rest. Ffs. The one time i domt panic and rush will be the time something serious happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 For the translated into englishness option please click here **** I understood perfectly. I was at SF2015. I have been assimilated into the Borg SVM... cms206 and beko1987 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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