D Spares & Tyres Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Very drole, I'm sorry I can't match that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Not doubt someone will come on here and wax lyrical about purchasing laws! anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael1703 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Daughter (11) tried to buy a candle for her mum for xmasShe must have been incensed cort16 and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 To be honest she was inflamed. But please don't make light of it myglaren and anonymous user 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_70s Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I've managed to lose three out of my four pairs of glasses. My last remaining pair is half of a "two for £40" Specsavers deal from half a decade ago with a prescription which is nearly not wrong. The only reason I still have them is that I shoved them in a cupboard after finding out Captain Slow had bought the exact same bloody pair and I didn't want to be associated with somebody as flamboyantly 1980s, and as thus I didn't get the chance to lose them. I've ransacked both my house and my parent's place with no luck, very irritating as the latest pair cost £95 not all the long ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Fuck me, wrapping all those presents took age. Done now though.  bub2006 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 ITV, 20.30-21.45: Various knobheads ruin Abba. ShiteRider and Louise2cv 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 ITV, 20.30-21.45: Various knobheads ruin Abba.i was flicking over to find casino royale and caught daniel o donnell singing i have a dream.......... DISLIKE i have a dream that id chainsaw him not quite in half then torture him............ Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UmBongo Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I thought I'd escaped the crapmass classic of selling on evilbay, but no, like that bastard slade song it's been wheeled out again: Just wondering how long delivery usually takes as i ordered a while back and delivery date was stated 16th dec wanted dice for xmas day and still have not arrived. Well done love. Wait till there's absolutely fuck all I can do about it short of driving 300 miles to ram your £1.50 purchase up your arse. Don't forget to leave negative feedback that I've ruined little Timmy's christmas. I think you need to find another way of earning a living, bud. andrew e 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I think you need to find another way of earning a living, bud. Suggest me up a job. No direct people interaction and I can't use a phone. It's ebay, or pretending to be a horny woman answering text messages for sex chat. The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Web cam There's something for everyone, surely you can find a niche? beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmycrackcorn Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Had my first proper drive of my new bargain (WCPGW) Jag, and I think the box is borked. Upto say 40 she's fine and you wouldn't think otherwise. I put my boot down and tried the kickdown and it felt like it was snatching gears and stuttering it also threw up a gearbox fault that cleared itself and if I took it upto 70 gently was fine. I'm hoping it's just because it's been laid up for 6 months and a change of gearbox oil will do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I've managed to lose three out of my four pairs of glasses. My last remaining pair is half of a "two for £40" Specsavers deal from half a decade ago with a prescription which is nearly not wrong. The only reason I still have them is that I shoved them in a cupboard after finding out Captain Slow had bought the exact same bloody pair and I didn't want to be associated with somebody as flamboyantly 1980s, and as thus I didn't get the chance to lose them. I've ransacked both my house and my parent's place with no luck, very irritating as the latest pair cost £95 not all the long ago...Try glasses direct. Last pair cost me £30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Suggest me up a job. No direct people interaction and I can't use a phone. It's ebay, or pretending to be a horny woman answering text messages for sex chat.fry chef at macdoanlds? a job i always fancied, submarine washer... one of them fellas from the highways department what walks along the road pushing that stick with a wheel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Honda Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Just paid a couple of cheques into the bank and was told they won't be cleared until the 4th of January. Wankers. Didn't even have that luxury. I was going to go to the bank early afternoon to lodge a cheque - cunts shut up shop at 1230. Next opportunity for me to get to the bank will be 5th Jan. Cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Torana Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm 51, she's 24. It ain't ever going to happen. Although she is up for coming out for a drink with me which is lovely. Snap. Can't say any more, but she's utterly lovely but only 25. I can't remember ever being that young. purplebargeken and privatewire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Glad to see, that in true Autoshite tradition, that this topic is top of the pile on Christmas day........... EssDeeWon, chaseracer, inconsistant and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 If your girlfriend's Irish mother offers you "a small glass of Poteen as it's Christmas Eve", be like the kids from Grange Hill and just say no  Sent from my SM-N910F using Tapatalk The Moog, michael1703, privatewire and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 ^ Ah, the voice of experience... Cheggers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 If your girlfriend's Irish mother offers you "a small glass of Poteen as it's Christmas Eve", be like the kids from Grange Hill and just say no  Sent from my SM-N910F using Tapatalk  poitin (cough) you know what pussy is in gaelic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I went for the anglicised spelling  Sent from my SM-N910F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Off to Kingsmill hospital. My sister been rushed in. Don't know why. She's 26 and about 8 weeks pregnant. Good Christmas day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Oh dear, well at least it won't be busy. Best wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 No, I'm not pissed, Eva's lego set is missing 2 pieces. Â Having a cigar whilst uncle Dan checks I'm not going mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Best wishes to your sis, thank god for the hard working souls across the country who are working on Christmas day to look after everyone who needs help. Richard, plumbertony, purplebargeken and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise2cv Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 No, I'm not pissed, Eva's lego set is missing 2 pieces.  Having a cigar whilst uncle Dan checks I'm not going madHope you find them  I remember the disappointment of the day I got my much wanted Lego pirate ship and found the masts were missing. Mom contacted customer services and they sent the masts plus all kinds of other extra bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 It's been cobbled together, seems we had 3 incorrect bits left over. Â By lego I mean a peppa pig building blocks playground set... alf892 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Hope all goes well for your sis Bub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise2cv Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Glad you sorted it, hope she is enjoying her day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Thanks folks,she's got severe dehydration so being kept in under obs. On a drip too. Hospital empty bar a few stragglers and nurses. Ive worked in care work myself and have the upmost respect for nurses,doctors,care workers who carry on as if its another day. sheffcortinacentre, NorfolkNWeigh, purplebargeken and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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