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Bamboocarman Rank: Austin Maxi

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Check out the questions and answers section; he sounds like the curmudgeonly OVLOV owner a few pages back; obviously knows he has a Stradivari level priceless relic of the roads on his hands, then.

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Not really shite, but look at the ungainliness of this...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221605577964

 

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Comes complete with a miniature pole-dancing stage behind a roller blind.

 

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For the man who has everything (where 'everything' includes two unusually small lady friends who are happy to spend a fortnight each summer cooped up behind those two little doors emerging to dance for your pleasure at a different camp site each night)

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dugong Rank: Renault 16

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Why do sellers think 95K is 'low mileage' ? It's not, it's 95K which is rather a lot of miles.

For the age of the car, it's pretty low - that Pug was registered in 1994. 4750 miles a year isn't a lot.

 

TBH, I'd rather a car have some miles on it from motorway use. A still tight, only-once-a-week-to-the-shops giffer car that's never been properly up to temperature is a liability no matter what the shiny paint shit tyres brigade reckon.

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Straight outta motherphukkin Northampton.

 

If memory serves ,didn't Eazy E( not to be confused with Eazy Start) succumb to AIDS not a glamorous ( for a rapper) hail of bullets? I suppose bullet holes are easier to draw than unprotected sex and dirty needles..

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