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Conrad D. Conelrad

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  1. My sister had one of these which couldn't go 409,000 millimetres without developing a fault, so fair play to this one.
  2. A drag race you could do on a suburban road in the middle of the day in front of the police and no-one would notice. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265487562264
  3. Forget Bitcoin, invest in an NFT - Not Fast Transport. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294714631814
  4. That's a beautiful photo! Vaporwave is BACK! Here's my current daily on the roof of a car park.
  5. "this country house will make an amazing backdrop for my autotrader pictures. Oh, no! I've only brought my 500mm lens! Shit. Oh, well" https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112150530934
  6. I'm listening. Oh dear. Symptoms? what? https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201030958301
  7. The car needs moving two spaces to the left… into that shipping container, bound for a Chinese steel processing facility.
  8. yeah well if it's not too much trouble since these ones look like god damn daguerreotypes
  9. This is not what I meant when I asked for an electric aerial!!! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185229079491
  10. good advice https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224766991784
  11. Oh, no they all have that. They call them scallops, I think. Could probably do with a fat fuck like me to sit in them and bring the ride height down a bit. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275086879267
  12. I saw the thumbnail and thought it had that flip colour paint, lol Only £1300 for a Cat S diesel 75 with the wrong bumper and also it needs a front end respray?? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/403372523363
  13. https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/private-registration-plate/1421259249
  14. Seems to be made of TV static https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/datsun-sunny-1.5-gl-automatic-/1409281641
  15. https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/vauxhall-cavalier-1980-/1412295335
  16. I particularly like the bare, sharp metal seam at neck level it doesn't even have the original back seat in it Bet you made a really cool drinks cabinet or DJ setup in the boot though, that's a no brainer. oh. Still, I like that "using a UV light to look for semen in a hotel room" look you've gone for. https://www.gumtree.com/p/austin/classic-mini-sofa-/1409826740
  17. of brake fluid. For only eight grand you too can experience P6 brakes. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/313609338328
  18. Is this person about to ask themselves if their car is still available? oh I bet Not right now it's not https://www.gumtree.com/p/microcar/micro-car-can-drive-on-provinal-license-at-16/1420218338
  19. ...as do their owners, believe me.
  20. I'm picturing a BBC4 programme where two historians are carefully turning the pages of Sloth in a Bowl's annotated price lists with white gloves. "Look, here. What does that say, Peugeot? Peugeot 406. And what's the price, it sold for? I think that it says £260." "Quite amazing" "Yes, amazing. A Peugeot 406" "Hmm, yes" "Amazing" "yes" (page is turned delicately)
  21. This building should be listed. Haunted by the ghosts of a million Cortinas, Astras, Chevettes, Metros... At least we demand a blue plaque.
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