eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

This looks like quite a good buy at 1500 quid. Unfortunately these later ones have an ECOTEC (unsmileyface)

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-2-0-PHASE-2-GSI-IN-RED-1997-R-REG-3-DOOR-HATCHBACK-/172590166451?hash=item282f2cf1b3:g:52EAAOSwol5Y08nf

[wuvvum]

Talking of odd S Class Mercs, here's a W140 with a W220 front end fitted.  I didn't know that was even possible, but it doesn't look too bad really.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow that's barmy

[puddlethumper]

7650 for a knob van!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-305-van-one-owner-from-new-/182498191036?hash=item2a7dbd66bc:g:ipMAAOSwSlBY0ZMS

I have one of those, does that make me a knob too? Or is it only red ones that are applicable. 

[cort16]

Google autoshite knob van for further details

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spartan-project-/322461142209?hash=item4b142e8cc1:g:IZ8AAOSwdGFY0~LC

 

'Everyhting that you see in the photos' 

 

 

...is fucking awful?

[egg]

'good afternoon FOADWERX southeast, how can we help?'

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/garage-parking-to-rent/800ft2-lock-up-workshop-shed-barn-retail-shop-for-rent-lease-with-utilities-garage-/1225333053

 

[DSdriver]

/\ is the pile of high grade cocaine included?

[egg]

£200 (or offers) early Corsa B with 3 month's test before the bridge.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/1.2-1993-vauxhall-corsa.-needs-tlc.-want-gone-asap/1223541106

 

[egg]

Cheapish diesel 75 in Kent.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-2.0-l-cdti-bmw-chain-driven-engine-2004-all-leather-interior-/1225722440

 

[Cavcraft]

SWOON (Still Wanking Over Old Novas)

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-NOVA-SRI-/332163234304?hash=item4d5678ba00:g:26IAAOSwmgJY1B7v

[egg]

I like an old Ford as much as the next man, but with OSF tax if you have - say £5k hanging around, you can buy some rust scrapings with a blue oval attached or something as nice as this without the premium....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/British-classic-Triumph-Standard-10-/272597610573?hash=item3f7815704d:g:uHsAAOSwol5Yz7K7

 

 

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-1993-classic-car/1226035226

[cort16]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-96-v4-1978-/1226033566

[doobietoo]

Oh my.... be still my beating heart....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-10-4-1947-Customised-in-the-1970-s-Stored-many-years-No-Reserve-/222442690864?hash=item33ca9e1930:g:IYMAAOSw4A5Yy7t~

 

Unless you were around in the 70s I doubt you will understand....

[doobietoo]

Non-dizzler Poogot...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-106-1991-Early-carb-model-/252821088689?hash=item3add4fa9b1:g:POYAAOSwXYtYzs0c

 

 

Built in the 1st 3 months of production too...

[doobietoo]

£1600 Roller WCPGW

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-ROLLS-ROYCE-SILVER-SHADOW-FOR-FULL-RESTO-BUT-DOES-RUN-/222423723476?hash=item33c97cadd4:g:hvwAAOSwCU1YtC~i

[panhard65]

£1600 Roller WCPGW

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-ROLLS-ROYCE-SILVER-SHADOW-FOR-FULL-RESTO-BUT-DOES-RUN-/222423723476?hash=item33c97cadd4:g:hvwAAOSwCU1YtC~i

Go on buy it you know you want to ! It is mine and is supposed to be sold but it seems like the buyer is full of crap and messing me about

[doobietoo]

Ha ha I didn't notice where it was until after I posted it and then thought it was probably yours....

[STUNO]

Oh my.... be still 

Unless you were around in the 70s I doubt you will understand....

 

 

I was and I definitely don't 

[bramz7]

Hngggg that early 106 is super hot. 

 

I've got a HUGE urge to get an early 90s French supermini if the car I'm collecting on Sunday is decent enough to sell my BX for..... 

[Cavcraft]

One's a three wheeled pile of shit full of firewood, the other is a wheelbarrow

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-HI-LUX-4X4-PICK-UP-PETROL-A-TRUE-GARDEN-FIND-/302261221267?hash=item46602c3793:g:XzEAAOSwCU1Y09wq

 

 

£4,995!

 

 

'I grew up in a tough area. When I was a kid, my parents used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Man, life was f*ck*ng tough in the gateau' 

[billy_bunter]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-m535i-e28/1224994703

 

 

 

Quote: No messers or chancers im sick of u all. Genuine people only please.

 

good selling skills.

[trigger]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703233593471?atmobcid=soc3

 

This could possibly be the bargain of the day, 525i with long mot for £200.

 

I've never seen a mot test recommend a wax oil before.

 

[trigger]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703193459372?atmobcid=soc3

 

21000 mile 1.0 powerhouse Fiesta which has been of the road 8 years in Welshland for £250

[laser wheels]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703233593471?atmobcid=soc3

 

This could possibly be the bargain of the day, 525i with long mot for £200.

 

I've never seen a mot test recommend a wax oil before.

 

 

Being an XSE I believe it would be a 4x4 as well.

[wuvvum]

Those MOT advisories are brilliant!

[vulgalour]

Finger in shot, mismatched wheel trims, mystery front bumper, tacky spotlights, chequerplate door steps... anyone would think they were selling a Landrover.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C25D-Autostar-motorhome-L-H-D-1988-/172584813192

[vulgalour]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-XM-Estate-x-2-VERY-RARE-/252826905037

 

 

2 x Citroen XM Estate for sale, may sell separately.

 

Owned by my dad for many years and not been used for some time

 

One is J reg Diesel Manual

 

Other is P reg Petrol Auto (ZF Gearbox)

Two photographs of one of the cars being sold and the above text. That's it. Top selling skills.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That Talbot camper needs crushing TWICE