wuvvum Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Appropriately liveried dead Commerdodgerenault luton Conrad D. Conelrad, strangeangel, garethj and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstraight6 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Nice one Boll. I'm in my kitchen cooking sausages whilst drinking red wine, listening to 90s rave music and LOLing at your posts. It doesn't get any better than this. Living the dream dude! Alexg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 This looks quality. It'll be three bags by the time it lands on these shores so not cheap. but you'd probably be better off with this than a 7-year-old Navara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Fuck me that Bentley is something else!!!! Minor doors, Mercedes grille, wire wheel trims, GP Madison kit car wings.... I would love to see a picture of the person in whose mind those parts combined give you a Bentley. I imagine him to look like a member of the Wurzels. Junkman, pompei and chodweaver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 This is possibly the stupidest looking Mini I've ever seen. That's a bold statement I know I have no idea why exterior rollover hoops are fitted to a car with a solid roof standard 998 engine, so no troubles with insurance issues. Yeah, should make insuring this hacked-up monstrosity a breeze https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OFF-CLASSIC-1983-CHOP-SHOP-STYLE-CUSTOM-MINI-CIRCA-9K-SPENT-STUNNING-CAR/162753478936 face, Junkman, Mr Laurence and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyCat Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Bidding already over a grand https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGC/152793039648?hash=item23932cc320:g:o1oAAOSwHUhaEJJ5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 A grand's a lot of money for a ponderous sack of shite that's barely quicker than a 'BGT. But that's none of my business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Land-Rover-S2-S11-LHD-lengthened-88-party-bus-jungle-theme/253264595477 party bus jungle theme The headliner is sagging a bit. I am selling with Swiss papers, customs paid clearance papers into EU and I am able to assist with U.K. registration if you wish to go down this route after MOT. Just the transport across Europe cost me over £1000 before purchase and import A Swiss guy is still laughing holes into his cheese, I bet. Supernaut, Squire_Dawson, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 These look ace on the steelz https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Streetwise-Sport-1400cc-Road-Rally-Targa-Car-Equivalent-to-MG-ZR-2004/172978071604 I don't get how you can have all this scaffolding in the back here AND the original seat? How does that work then? oldcars, clayts450, Lacquer Peel and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-2-5-litre-V6-low-mileage/142565347166 Early black-sills 2.5 V6 manual!!!!! PHWOAR BorniteIdentity, oldcars and Mr Laurence 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000-Auto-SD1-1984-51-000-Miles-Stored-25-Years-No-Reserve/222721033478 And now brace yourselves. Ready? Okay... Mr_Bo11ox, Braddon81, MarvinsMom and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Oooh! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Jaguar-XJ6-2-8-automatic-series-1/192368400716 Aaaah! The interior lights don’t work. Shit. Bfg, 0ldCh0d, MarvinsMom and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 KNow someone with a field? Buy this for just £9500 and start your own landfill site, the local council will love it as it will give their 'recycling facility' a break https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-Mercedes-2629-Refuse-lorry-6x2-26-ton-Auto-rear-steer-low-kms/302522478314 Junkman and 0ldCh0d 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 WOW, that SD1 2000 is THE BOLLOCKS tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 This looks ace for £300 BIN, its in Cornwall though https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-V70-2-0-10v-SE-Mot-end-of-May-2018-Full-history/172985366877 phil_lihp and Pat Earrings 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Autoshite travels, how may I... ...ten people? ...Monday morning 8am? ...not a problem! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-LWB-Minibus-4x4-barn-find-project-1-owner-from-new/232565637807 clayts450, danthecapriman, Jerzy Woking and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Viva-estate/222724505545 mercrocker, clayts450, Alexg and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 So French... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/H-VAN-COFFEE-CREPES/332453356999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000-Auto-SD1-1984-51-000-Miles-Stored-25-Years-No-Reserve/222721033478 And now brace yourselves. Ready? Okay... That fuel system is perfect. So temporary but it's got to be filtered anyway. Was that radiator the same part for the larger engines? It looks like total overkill for a 4 cylinder. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Has anyone had one of these 206 GTi 180's? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-206-180-gti-spares-or-repair/192365496024 I know Peugeot had 'gone shit' by the time they were making these but they really are cheap as chips, this ones currently 400 quid. SUrely they cant be THAT much worse than a Clio 172. HarmonicCheeseburger, garethj, Braddon81 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000-Auto-SD1-1984-51-000-Miles-Stored-25-Years-No-Reserve/222721033478 And now brace yourselves. Ready? Okay... I love how the engine bay is so empty with that minuscule engine in it. tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Check out the face on this ugly bastard https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-itasca-motor-home/192360026185 And the back of it looks like a shitty Ambulance conversion. Imagine coming out of your house every morning and being confronted with this thing sat on your driveway. Friggin awfulOwners of these things have a cunning* plan to overcome their aesthetic failings: sleep in it, and don't leave it, until you sell it, at which point you step out of it and DON'T LOOK BACK. To be fair, they're well specced inside, if you ignore the weird wind out toilet that can be used (in emergencies) without winding out the walls that should enclose it. They are however, yes, just Renault Trafics underneath and as such are working quite hard to lug the devil's coach-horse-inspired body around behind it.Life expectancy is hence, also insect-like Sent from my BV6000 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 If you're suffering from very low self-esteem this Escort could be the car for you. only £100 in the parts section: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-4-Petrol-LX-Sunroof-Spares-Or-Repairs/112640362931 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 This looks interesting, parts section find https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Mk-1/152788540487 strangeangel, Dick Longbridge, oldcars and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 At a quick glance I thought this was just a pile of random mixed scrap https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIVA-FORD-POP-BASED/322861847774 After a proper look, turns out I was right Supernaut, Mr Laurence, Rave and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-VAN-WHEEL-CHAIR-ACCESSIBLE-1993-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-RED/263326994745 Those driving lamps will come in handy if you do any night time stage rallies with this thing. 1300 OHV Conrad D. Conelrad, Junkman, cms206 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 KNow someone with a field? Buy this for just £9500 and start your own landfill site, the local council will love it as it will give their 'recycling facility' a break https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-Mercedes-2629-Refuse-lorry-6x2-26-ton-Auto-rear-steer-low-kms/302522478314 Ideel 4 kemper van conservation, m8! 0ldCh0d 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Has anyone had one of these 206 GTi 180's? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-206-180-gti-spares-or-repair/192365496024 I know Peugeot had 'gone shit' by the time they were making these but they really are cheap as chips, this ones currently 400 quid. SUrely they cant be THAT much worse than a Clio 172. A former colleague of mine had one of those on an employee lease plan, fitted it with OZs, Spastic shocks, uncomfortable seats,those terrible seatbelts that are safe and said all it needs is another 180 OMGBHPs. He let me have a go in it and - well - he was right. He then bought a 6 litre Holden something that came from the factory with go faster stripes and cost half as much to insure.Now that was Thor's Hammer. Disco Fever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I was only thinking about this Mitsubishi the other day, which sold on Trademe last year. Now it's back: Apart from mild barrying, what's of interest? 3 litre V6 and manual box out of a Sigma shoehorned in! Needs slight dashboard rectification. https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-1470531465.htm nacho man, Rusty_Rocket, sheffcortinacentre and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 What a pitiful aberration. Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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