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That Żuk is actually an ex fire brigade van. Straż is what the fire brigade have written on the vehicles and uniforms. Fun* fact.

 

When you whiz up behind someone with the Blues and Twos going they will see ZAЯTS in the mirror, which is equally cool if you ask me

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That President just made me jump a little. I just thought about one of them being much easier to find and convert than finding an actual Q45 in this country. And there it is!

 

I wonder if it's the one I've got in the next issue of Retro Japanese? Can't be many about. Chap decided to sell it before I'd managed to get it in print. It's like someone did a RWD V8 conversion of a Primera and fitted a ton of electronic toys. I thought it was ace.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-430-Replica-REALEST-BECAUSE-TIME-WEASTER-toni2460/172978354051

 

Check out the panel gaps on this sucker. Look at the quality fo the friggin mouldings, those fibreglass 'sills' look like theyre about 2mm thick for gods sake. This thing seriously needs dropped straight in at a local foundry.

 

 

need  fishing lights

 

Admittedly some 'fishing lights' would improve it a bit.

 

 

IT NEED AROUND £3000-4000 TO FINISH IT THEN IT WORTH        £17,000-£20,000

 

 

REALEST BECAUSE TIME WEASTER

 

Mate theres only one 'Time Weaster' in this story

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Check out this absurd trinket clearly designed for yanks or other well-heeled mentals.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUGATTI-REPLICA-OF-THE-1927-MODEL-35B-VERY-NICE-EXAMPLE/122805059764

 

 

SHE HAS NEARLY ALL THE PARTS WE CAN SEE TO FINISH THIS WONDERFUL TIME PIECE

 

Eh? That sentence doesn't even make any sense FFS

 

 

WE HAVE SOLD SEVERAL IN THE PAST AND THIS IS THE NICEST ONE SO FAR
 

 

Blimey, fair play if you are actually seeking these things out and bringing them 5000 miles or whatever just to stick on eBay for us to laugh at.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUGATTI-TYPE-35-INSPIRED-RECREATION-PRE-TEAL-MOLSHEIM-TAX-EXEMPT/352202848195

 

Check out the massive spare wheel lashed on the side there! brilliant. Also love how he's put 'MOLSHEIM' in the ad title, that'll get the serious bugatti buffs in won't it.

 

 

Please take note this is not an Original Type 35 Bugatti , It is a REPLICA

 

Blimey, the word 'Replica' doing some heavy lifting there

 

Verdict: Absolute colossal steaming turd. Would make ideal clown car

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If you have made a FAT WAD after selling your successful plastering company or whatever, but are not quite talking permiership footballer coin, at £20k this looks perfect for you to do that Gumball rally you've always dreamed of. You will be able to blast through remote Romanian villages chucking shit out the windows and scaring kids and animals, and with a bit of luck will be able to bribe a copper to let you off your speeding fine giving you a good story to tell in the bar when you get home. You massive twat.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-SL55-AMG/222715100861

 

 

PLEASE CALL MY DAD ON 07958 925696

 

Call him yourself FFS

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