Junkman Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-French-Registered-LHD-1973-Peugeot-504-Coupe-Pininfarina-Manual-/253164743640 French registered, not a word about NOVA, brakes fucked, running like a bag of spanners and obviously owned by a family of coal miners: Classified Ad price: £5,895.00 Fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 How about 60 bags for this pure unadulterated blob of wank? I bet he was beaten up at school every day. Trice.3 kids, recently divorced, living at his mum's. Lacquer Peel and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Vintage Parade Kenworth Truck & Trailer http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Parade-Kenworth-Truck-Trailer-Go-Kart-Tot-Rod-Promotional-Shriners-/222650605404 You are looking at a very, very rare vintage Kenworth Go Kart with flatbed trailer. I'm looking at a shoddy useless piece of rubbish. I imported this truck from California in 2016 There was nothing nice that could have been imported from California? Classified Ad price: £2,995.00 You have a serious problem that you should urgently discuss with a therapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vanden-Plas-/292261961110 £6,500.00 GLWTS. M'coli and tooSavvy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vanden-Plas-/292261961110 GLWTS. But it is lovely. Junkman and richardthestag 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I love that Porsche although why folk decide to put themselves in their eBay ads I'll never know. Unless it's reflectoporn. Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Dupart Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vanden-Plas-/292261961110 GLWTS. D reg?? How's that happened then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Cars-BMW-e30-/253164552429 White Ring Tyre Trims - Discreet Two-tone Paintwork - Boot lid luggage Rack Was probably quite a nice car before some buffoon festooned it with gaudy tatand now thinks it's worth eight bags. hennabm and LC Torana 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 That Santa horror bus looks very top heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Festering pile of dog jobby INVESTMENT. THE ONLY ONE IN UK ... MK1 SUBARU LEGACY 4WD MODIFIED http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-UK-MK1-SUBARU-LEGACY-4WD-MODIFIED-/122674872885?hash=item1c8ffe0235:g:N80AAOSw8HBZNB86 £8,995.00 never mind, dump the 6.5" lift cuntery and rip off that wrap It's been painted not wrapt verdict - mate you completely fucked up your car, oh and the decimal point is in the wrong fucking place! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vanden-Plas-/292261961110 GLWTS.GoodLuckWithThat, $hithead! EFA TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 It's a clever attempt at hiding a mismatched replacement rear bumper on that BMW, but it's not really fooling anyone. Pillock and GrumpyCat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Festering pile of dog jobby INVESTMENT. THE ONLY ONE IN UK ... MK1 SUBARU LEGACY 4WD MODIFIED http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-UK-MK1-SUBARU-LEGACY-4WD-MODIFIED-/122674872885?hash=item1c8ffe0235:g:N80AAOSw8HBZNB86 £8,995.00 never mind, dump the 6.5" lift cuntery and rip off that wrap verdict - mate you completely fucked up your car, oh and the decimal point is in the wrong fucking place! That advert makes a convincing argument for involuntary euthanasia. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just look at the shit you get when you search 'investment'. https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_odkw=investmant&_osacat=29751&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR12.TRC2.A0.H0.Xinvestment.TRS0&_nkw=investment&_sacat=29751 Jerzy Woking, Rusty_Rocket and LostnotFound 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Remember folks, investments can go down as well as up flat4alfa, tooSavvy and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Seeing as internet pillock Colin Furze just turned an E30 cabrio into a bathtub on wheels, these things rust for a laugh in hidden places as he found out welding that one up. I blame Mike Brewer for a lot of things in the car world, this included, making clueless dickhead chancers think anything is worth a fortune tooSavvy, sheffcortinacentre, Ben_O and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Remember folks, investments can go down as well as up ..... I have observed the same, recently, about Citroen!! TS DSdriver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 .. a lot of things in the $$$ world, this included, making clueless dickhead chancers think anything* is worth a fortune*subprime TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I'm pretty sure it would have been easier to paint the rear bumper of that BMW the right colour, than mask and paint the lower body to match the wrong colour. Looks awful. MorrisItalSLX and John F 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostnotFound Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Just look at the shit you get when you search 'investment'. https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_odkw=investmant&_osacat=29751&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR12.TRC2.A0.H0.Xinvestment.TRS0&_nkw=investment&_sacat=29751 The problem is when you see this amongst that list the others just look daft rather than ridiculous. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-VOLVO-V70-R-AUTO-ESTATE-IN-SAFFRON-WITHOUT-A-DOUBT-A-FUTURE-INVESTMENT-/292265688547?hash=item440c647de3:g:CAkAAOSwCkZZOXY8 I presumed it must at least be low miles, but no 137,000 on the clock. Verdict, would Roffel well at 5 quid a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Does anyone think this 54 reg Suzuki Alto is overpriced? £1995 for a 54 reg car with 36,000 miles. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SUZUKI-ALTO-1-1-GL-5dr-Auto-/222594059713?hash=item33d3a3cdc1:g:3rUAAOSwyBlZeMPT OK it's low mileage but most Altos are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostnotFound Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Depends on how you look at it, a lot of people wouldn't risk paying less if it was stickered for £1000 then it must be rubbish.... For a little old lady who has just had her Metro die and sees it on a forecourt of a friendly helpful dealer it might sell. ProgRocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 http://specialistcarsltd.co.uk/product/lambretta-grand-prix-200/ £12000 No, there isnt an extra zero there Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I was looking at FSO brochures on eBay this morning. Unlike the actual cars themselves from back in the day, they seem pretty pricey! https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2047675.m570.l2632.R2.TR11.TRC2.A0.H0.Xfso.TRS0&_nkw=fso&_sacat=36085 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw1977 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Ford Model T Hot Rod owned by John Bonham of Led Zeppelin and Movie Featured Classified Ad price:£245,000.00 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 The ex-Cort16, ex-Keith Adams, ex-moi Avantime has popped up I bought this off Keith Adams for the Wife/family car duty and we had a right mare with it within weeks (not Keith's fault ...just because Renault), ending up selling for spares with cooked engine and other expensive renner-style headaches. 'That thing' she used to call it, sitting on the driveway corner-of-death for weeks until it was trailered away. It's come up for sale again ....for £5k http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Avantime-2-0-Turbo-Immaculate-FSH-Cambelt-done-Appreciating-classic-/172898791343 I won't be going there again. Sudsprint, cort16 and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I think I sold it for 1700 or 1800 quid .I was talking about this today as it was the car I had before my juke meaning I sold it 3 years pretty much to the day . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 It was good to you and good to Keith, but it was jinxed with me I won't be going there again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 EIGHT GRAND http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Car-Austin-princess-exceptional-example-must-be-seen-at-this-price-/292246633153 Good luck with that, fellah. It's rare and half tidy so it must be worth a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 HOW MUCH??!! It's a death blue diesel E36 with doom blue velours, no A/C, no fuck all. Yours for ten grand. Righto then. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-325TDS-AUTO-SE-1-DOCTOR-OWNER-ONLY-22-000-MILES-RARE-COLLECTOR-CLASSIC-M3/132327826385?hash=item1ecf5a63d1%3Ag%3As4YAAOSwi8VZO74q HOW MUCH??!! Right. An old V12 850i shonker in Dismalrot metallic with fucking grey leather, AC Shitzer tat and some aftermarket Shitzer copy alloys rattle canned black is not 20 grand you jockstrap. That's why you've had the heap of shit on Ebay since 2008. And there are rather more than 24 in the UK you fool. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-850-Ci-5-0-AUTO-1993-RARE-CAR-1-OF-ONLY-24-LEFT-IN-THE-UK-STUNNING/172836931801?hash=item283de248d9%3Ag%3AtF8AAOSw42dZHo0E YOU FUCKING WHAT??!! Listen Phil Mycavity Specialist Cars, if you were a specialist and wanted to charge twice the going rate for some fucking dismal old 3 Series on the pretext of it being original and unrestored, you might want to paint the sills, front spoiler lip and wheel centres satin black so that it doesn't look like some flashed over Rasta special from Lower Earley circa 1987. Fuxake. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-E21-BMW-320-Coupe-1-Titled-Owner-from-new-plus-1-38-684-mls-documented/202051089128?hash=item2f0b2ef2e8%3Ag%3A8pQAAOSwo4tZjq4p Junkman and somewhatfoolish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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