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D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Mini-1972-Chris-Evans-first-car/272938069866?hash=item3f8c606f6a:g:erMAAOSwa3BaDdhy

 

 

 

And?

 

 

 

Feckin silver spoon this guy had.

 

 

 

AKA its Fucked

 

Go on hit me with it, I'm ready.....

 

 

 

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He's actually a nice enough chap, I sold him a Peugeot 205.

 

He has various commercial buildings around the area and has a fleet of Peugeot 205 diesels that the staff use for getting around in

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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My word! It's at this point I could mention I sold did my x1/9 on this very forum for 700 of the Queens' notes

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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RANGE ROVER CLASSIC PICNIC TABLES - STC 8149 - VOGUE SE LSE, cocktail, seat back

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/range-rover-classic-picnic-tables-stc-8149-vogue-se-lse-cocktail-seat-back/182916600429

 

oooooof

 

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Oh so no fixings then

 

OR FABRICATE BRACKETS FOR YOUR SEAT BACKS.. NOT THE HARDEST THING TO DO. WILL FORWARD IMAGES OF BRACKETS TO WINNING BIDDER. 

 

 

 

ok

 

Only fucking one and a half bags!!!!

 

Shit where do I sign?

 

One more thing - SOME VERY SLIGHT BLEMISHING/IMPERFECTIONS IF BEING VERY CRITICAL..WOULDN'T TAKE MUCH FOR A PROFESSIONAL WOOD RESTORER TO BRING BACK TO AS NEW IF GOING FOR CONCOURS ETC. ALTERNATIVELY LEAVE AS IS AS EXCELLENT SURVIVOR STANDARD. SOME FADING TO THE EXPOSED BACKS, AGAIN CAN TREAT IF NEED TO. 

 

 

Are you on drugs mate?

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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This ad, quite apart from the ludicrous price for scabby 1600 Montego pisses me off because ; since when did all Montego estates become Countrymen ? They're not fucking 1967 Minis, it was initially a special edition and later a trim level, but whatever, a1.6L even if it has got the optional rear facing seat is not a Countryman.
tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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.... Aside :-

 

https://goo.gl/images/gRCEd7

 

One of these (4 door) was getting mullered in 'The Persuaders' last night... Doors used to knock gunmen over >> y'know :)

 

TS

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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It's got a bid of £5000 now! Some sort of weird scam going on or have old 309s suddenly shot up in value?

 

Surely the one people who’d want it are on this forum!

Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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.... Aside :-

 

https://goo.gl/images/gRCEd7

 

One of these (4 door) was getting mullered in 'The Persuaders' last night... Doors used to knock gunmen over >> y'know :)

 

TS

That 1mm thick steel was totally bulletproof as well, something the walking dead seems to have taken to heart this series, I'm calling it "The walking A team Zombies" from now on

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PUEGEOT-605-LUXURY-4-DOOR-VERY-RARE-MAY-BE-THE-BEST-IN-THE-UK-GREAT-CONDITION/232584057071

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LUXURY

 

It's a coal burner with working class gearbox.

 

 

MAY BE THE BEST IN THE UK

 

How many examples compete for this attribute in the UK?

 

 

made to compete with Mercedes and BMW, in the luxury car sector.

 

And lost woefully.

 

 

can only rise in value

 

 

Classified Ad price: £4,500.00

 

PMSL!

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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All that stuck on shit and he still has the plough on the back. and what the fuck is a body lift all about? still get stuck on the chassis surely?
 
No idea what the 85 reg is all about as most of what I can see is 1990s
 
DVLA says 
Cylinder capacity (cc):3528 cc
Fuel type:PETROL
Vehicle colour:BROWN
 
cant imagine that the dash is very forgiving should it all go medieval at the pay and play site :D
 
but my best bit "I have only driven it around the field as I carn,t get in the seat."
 
Mot runs out next week
 
Verdict = fishier than a fish pie for a Good Friday supper in Grimsby
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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toying with the idea of shoving this in the just scrap it thread but figured this is a true bargainz

 

Top Gear Style Range Rover Classic Sofa Seats & Wheel Tables

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Top-Gear-Style-Range-Rover-Classic-Sofa-Seats-Wheel-Tables/132414814649?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D5afaa0a8f7da43d1a71978d809d10e56%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D192379027630&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%253A04acbb72-d833-11e7-ba69-74dbd180bfd2%257Cparentrq%253A1cb234861600ac8005d730d1fff7554b%257Ciid%253A1

 

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I cannot imagine how much poo would be ejected through uncontrollable laughter when some poor bastard sat down and kicked back

 

what a load of shit

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PUEGEOT-605-LUXURY-4-DOOR-VERY-RARE-MAY-BE-THE-BEST-IN-THE-UK-GREAT-CONDITION/232584057071

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

It's a coal burner with working class gearbox.

 

 

How many examples compete for this attribute in the UK?

 

 

And lost woefully.

 

 

 

PMSL!

 

i quite like it but not at that price

 

"taken to the odd car show. " bet you was popular mon brave*

 

"nah the visitor car park is over the road mate"

 

*and I am about as far as it is possible to get from a car show snob :D

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