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lesapandre Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

lesapandre

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You have to sell an awful lot of coffee's or burgers to get 36,0000 odd back.

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crapcarcollector Rank: BL Wedge

crapcarcollector

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Ha! I see your £9000 P38 and I raise you!

 

http://www.keithgibbsmotorcompany.co.uk/used-cars/land-rover-range-rover-4-6-v8-hse-5dr-newcastle-under-lyme-201710049955401

 

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Not cleaned the arches by the looks on that 11k P38, new engine? LPG? It's fooked M9

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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them P38 traders?

 

Lightweights

 

Behold the P38 for 13 bags - didnt want to splash out for supersized photos on ebay though

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-P38-4-6-HSE-1999-COVERED-61k-KLM-38K-MILES-FSH-FROM-NEW/172951925476?hash=item2844bcf2e4:g:0QEAAOSwaEhZFVGb

 

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the trader would largely win on this thread full stop

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/exclusiveclassiccarsltd/m.html?item=172951925476&hash=item2844bcf2e4%3Ag%3A0QEAAOSwaEhZFVGb&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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I drove a VW van in the 70s for work my dad had 2 from new a P reg and M reg , even then they were awful to drive why anyone would put themselves through the torture of driving one on a 500 mile round trip and sleeping in it fuck knows

 

What they cost today buys a nice car and a lot of hotels

 

I've only ever towed a caravan once ,in 1982, being told by my then girlfriend I wasn't getting any because people will see it moving about put me off for life , some holiday that was , rain, no sex and having to tow it all the way there and back

 

 

A decent Mark 1 Transit is a far, far superior vehicle. A properly built 2000 Essex V4 is also much better than that wheezing air cooled shit Dubs were saddled with.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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For ten times the price of the best 1949 Cadillac Club Coupe in the world, you could be the proud owner of this sorry Germanic heap.

 

£350'000.

 

That's right.

 

There's a very good reason BMW went bust in the late fifties and it was because they were turning out cars like this.

 

£35'000? Okay, it has a certain charm. £350'000? Fuck Right Off.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-BMW-502-Coupe-V8/302134679497?hash=item4658a157c9:g:dlQAAOSwcUBYJJy-

 

 

Sold for £25'000 at the NEC last weekend: Exactly.

 

 

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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^ Cheap for what appears to be a genuine 1949 Pillock& Mabberley Light 14 Dicky Seat open bodied 'Cricklewood' Boulevard Sports Tourer.

 

 

 

Fucking scrap. Pass the lighter.

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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^^^^ ROFFle + 6x gigglefits.

 

I'd buy that for the name[badge] alone! Beats Cortina 2.0GTXLR :)

 

TS

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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You have to sell an awful lot of coffee's or burgers to get 36,0000 odd back.

 

Lets assume a CLEAR profit (after paying yourself minimum wage and for the materials and insurance and gas of £1 per burger and 6 hours a day over say 200 days a year

 

And lets say 1 burger every 4 mins ?

 

I make that 2 years.

 

Plus unlike normal equipment it's not likely to depreciate.

 

Really as a business proposition, you have to ask what the interest payments on the £36K would be.

 

In fact you can get specialist leasing finance for shit like that.

 

Business loan 8% ? =2880 or 2.5 burgers an hour.

Re-mortgage your house 3% = £1080 a year or 1 burger an hour.

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TRW Rank: BL Wedge

TRW

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Probably want £250 k if Billie Piper had plonked her arse in it.

As Mr B has said - Fucking lol!!!!!

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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It's been pulled

 
This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Some splendid ‘Doctoresque’ bollocks on that Mitsubishi ad:

 

“It has only ventured out from its heated garage when its owner needed conveying to the various sites of the National Heritage Trust which he would visit”

 

There you go guys – only ever driven to and from National Trust sites - FACT. If our man ever wanted to go shopping, drifting, trainspotting, lookin 4 fly honeyz who wanna cruise etc he used some other vehicle presumably.

 

It is a beautiful thing though.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Don't forget it's being described - as many Minis are by feckless retards - as 'a little Mini'.

 

Aah bless, it's a little Mini.

 

Fucking idiots.

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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The dude offering that BMW 502 for £250k appears to be a seriously weapons grade chancer.

 

He "has" a Bugatti Chiron available for £4m.

 

Presumably the same one that's currently for sale at Romans for £3.6m.

 

Naturally, eBay is the natural destination for Bugatti buyers, so he'll do just fine.

 

Edit: Feedback suggests his normal bread and butter is a little less salubrious.

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Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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^^^^^ Interesting looking at Companies House and seeing the directors previous companies.

 

Many £1m plus cars for sale. I have to surmise that he is no more than a broker for these cars. I doubt he has them all in Grays available to view

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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I rarely dip into this thread as it annoys me.   Not the thread or posts - the subject material.   I looked today and sure enough, I am annoyed. 

 

Why can't people asking house money for cars spend another £15 and get appropriately-fonted registration plates?   I have a £300 Fiesta and I am changing my incorrect front one!

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HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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I drove a VW van in the 70s for work my dad had 2 from new a P reg and M reg , even then they were awful to drive why anyone would put themselves through the torture of driving one on a 500 mile round trip and sleeping in it fuck knows

 

What they cost today buys a nice car and a lot of hotels

Yeah, I don't understand this. I live in Northumberland so quite often get stuck behind them in holiday season wheezing up one degree hills flat out at 22 MPH on NSL roads, pissing everyone off. Grim way to spend your holidays, most of it must be spent getting these piles of shite to their destination and back.

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