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And put an old sofa and broken washing machine next to it, perhaps painting 'fuk of Walsal' on your wheelie bin too?


Check this bag of wank out




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Land-C ... 27c64e3de7


'Anyone interested rare? cant say i have seen one around, the supercarry body on the back is not the sale'


Effing wonderful.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-220- ... 1c265807a4


'You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.'

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Gottle of geer






http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-gargo-7- ... 4ab6cc657e


'Ford Garago reiesterd as brackdown recovery mot exemped don't bother biding your time waiting for me to type properly, I'm illegitimate'


No great surprise that the crossbred word spaz who typed that seems to be claiming this is MOT exempt.

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Relive those magical 1970's holidays when it took eleven days to get four miles down the coast





http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/14ft-Safari-L ... 3a73804bf8




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Morris-1 ... 256fc68f7e


Buy the crab, slip down to Cornwall and pick up the 'van, and take your time coming home. Crab's even got a towbar already! Winnah! 8)

Wouldn't they just look so right together?

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Fancy a nice cheap camping holiday? Not in a particular hurry to get there? No gradients of more than 1:100 on the way? Don't mind looking a bit of a tit and being overtaken by scruffy Landcrabs towing Safari Lanterns? Then does eBay have the vehicle for you...



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Barn find XR2




XR2 1986 barn find this car is a 1 owner car with 0 previous owners 45578 miles i dont have any history to back this up


Date of Liability 01 12 2008


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/XR2-1986-BARN ... _500wt_951



sorry and at the risk of one of those 'embarrased' emoticons due to me have having a few alcoholic drinks tonight


I don't understand?


It's a 1986 XR2 that was last on the road in 2008? I don't see the problem here?









embarrased emoticon at the ready....

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Im hoping the seller of this eventually runs out of money listing it on eBay. That's the 4th time it's been on in very quick succession, and everytime it 'mysteriously' gets loads of bids early on but doesn't quite reach reserve or buy it now. I'm absolutely convinced that there's nothing in this, or the fact it's a private listing.




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/land-rover-se ... 27c63a9d72

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Not pointless, idiotic, fat, mockney, gobshite, spray tanned, slags, wankers, pondlife, reality, tv, fucking, fuckitty, twats.




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hudson-Essex- ... 3a735ee43c


'He works very quietly, to the extent that during the boot hard to see if it is already running'


I work so quietly once I fell asleep and got the boot. What do I win?

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