cort16 47,966 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 EFAOoh, I do like the vel satis just posted above, weren't the 3.0 diesel auto's gaurenteed to have engine and/or gearbox failure? If anyone fancies it, its 5 mins from me so i can have a look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinkersaab 2,982 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 it was at morris leslie car auctions for a few weeks, reserve was £1800 which i thought was a too salty, I was told by auction owner is had sold, so its seems to cheap, or it never sold, or its fucked..... place your bets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dollywobbler 38,684 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 A fantastic business opportunity!THIS COULD BE USED AS A BUSINESS AT FETE'S, GALA'S, OPENDAY'S, BIRTHDAYS ,CARNIVALS.Sounds good. CARRYING UPTO 8 CHILDREN + ADULT DRIVERWell, you don't want to let the children drive, especially as the driver's seat appears to be a plastic chair. THE CHASSIS IS BASED ON A VOLVO CAR,IT STARTS ON THE BUTTON AND RUNS WELL BUT WILL NEED SERVICING AND A WATER PUMP AS IT LEAKSFair enough. I'm sure the entrepreneurial budget allows a little tinkering. TS BEEN STOOD FOR A WHILE BUT IS A GREAT FUN VEHICLE !!Really?! Fantastic! Oh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Bo11ox 36,143 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 £380 gets you this Escort Ghia with funky Hella grille and Halfords-style rear spoiler. Shame the bloke's been dicked about but he almost deserves it with the advert text!http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-ESC ... 0750638419 I was admiring this earlier, it looks crunchy as fook! Nice engine bay though: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dollywobbler 38,684 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Well, I don't like the over-polished concours look. Anyway, how about a Maxi? Clearly the owner doesn't use rose-tinted camera lenses. Bit crunchy like.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Austi ... 0787956772 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dollywobbler 38,684 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Not seen one of these before. Nissan Cherry EXA Pulsar.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Cherry ... 1004870326 Seemingly designed by whoever did the Citroen BX and Volvo 740. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Yellow Escort belongs (I think) to Joe who used to be on here. Maxi was listed at about £400 or so last time round, both the above are quite local to me so if anyone does want me to have a look over them let me know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cort16 47,966 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 DraftMaster 3000http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/scamp-kit-car/101268527 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexg 12,927 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 these photos are about 5 years old although it has been in the dry, indeed it's still in the same position you see herehttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Gi ... 3cc58c9821 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CA-De ... 1c26707010 'CFs are for lightweights' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 NOT DANGEROUS KITTEN KILLER OMG UR A MORON IF YOU DONT LIKE THE STANCE http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-MINI-CLU ... 35bbb4dbd8 Wheel stupidity aside that's really nice. 1 cyruspower reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eddyramrod 13,798 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Ha, he's behind the times! I had whitewalls on a Mini in 1979! A fifteen-quid Mini, as you could then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Negative Creep 4,371 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Dirty ten year old french bird seeks young Irish french car pervert. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/52-renault-vel-satis-30-v6-diesel-automatic-dci-mot-1212-only-1699/101265862 fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willswitchengage 4,645 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 I woud score the cab overall 7 out of 10 Interesting way of finishing an ad... also new winnah of "highest mileage car I've found on ebay" at 565k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Winkyhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/L-D-Luton-BMC ... 20c50ec866 Wankyhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS ... 20c50ebefb WOO!http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-D-Series ... 20c50eb4fb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FANTASTIC-FIR ... 3f16cd6b02 'Take on me' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DATSUN-1200-D ... 3a73b9f2d6 'HAD A SYMPATHETIC RESPRAY' ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Is there another interior as utterly half arsed as this? Rattle can spray mixed with mingebag dash/seats c/w builders boot scratches tastic. Oh, just in case you were worried the rest of this shit heap isn't up to the same 'standard' then check out the paintwork. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Ranger-2 ... 35bb486cb1 'This truck is nicknamed 'Celibacy' as no fucker is ever going to sleep with you if you drive it' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Angus arse droppings-er of the month contender, check out this scat muncher. 'Cheap Insurance due to Highly Modified Status. The insurance is cheap for this car due to the amount of mods. My renewal quote as a young driver for a standard MG zr + was £3000 after declaring all the mods this went down to £1500' DEFO M8. I FITED 2 SCOBY ENGNES IN2 MY NOVA AND DA INSHURANS WNT DOWN 2 FORTY QUID A YR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Bo11ox 36,143 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 The insurance might be cheap, the real cost is looking to all the world like a fucking massive bell end as you go about your daily business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Which, oddly enough, is exceptionally apt as it looks very similar to most of my daily businesses. Especially after a few pints and a curry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 26,150 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Winky You've missed out the best part Billy!. Old skool Debenhams logo!, The same seller also has this JU Van, Have you seen the rest of the shite in his yard, I need to find this place! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS ... 20c50ebefb In other news what about this Cosworth powered Mk3 Cortina, That would piss off the neighbours. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cortina-mk3-e ... 231cb3e16a Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 26,150 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-RENAULT- ... 2c64ec186d Cor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6ettinold 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Anyone older than 11 is going to struggle to climb into this twatwagon!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6ettinold 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DATSUN-1200-D ... 3a73b9f2d6 My old man had one of these - 4 door 'L' regd in dark green. Went on our 1st holiday abroad in 1980, 2 weeks later we found it had dissolved at Luton airport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
richardthestag 8,329 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Anyone older than 11 is going to struggle to climb into this twatwagon!! If I knew that nobody I know would see me I would love to test drive this Straight to the nearest multi storey car park and then fling the door open Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HillmanImp 12,744 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 In other news what about this Cosworth powered Mk3 Cortina, That would piss off the neighbours. If I win the lottery tonight that will be outside my house this time next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 89,052 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 My first is in salty, but never in pepperhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-Mk4 ... 3cc592dbc7 My second's in Peugeot, but never in Froghttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Peugeot- ... 23184bb30a My third is in awful, but never in doghttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Vauxhall ... 20c505e2a2 And my last is in Zephyr, but not in filler or boghttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Zephyr-Z ... 3cc4d32149 So fellow shiters, what did you get your answer as? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-ESTIMA ... 256fc7ec9c That's right me old taters, it's a (headgasket) spaz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
worldofceri 3,089 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Straight to the nearest multi storey car park and then fling the door open You'd never get the chance since you'd beach it on the first ramp, at which point you could say "Nah, it's not really me." and wander off leaving the seller to face the consequences of OMG CAR PARK KHÄØS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Negative Creep 4,371 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 In other news what about this Cosworth powered Mk3 Cortina, That would piss off the neighbours. If I win the lottery tonight that will be outside my house this time next week. It is utterly awesome. Just imagine the bright red faces of VAG TDI drivers as you overtake them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
