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it was at morris leslie car auctions for a few weeks, reserve was £1800 which i thought was a too salty, I was told by auction owner is had sold, so its seems to cheap, or it never sold, or its fucked..... place your bets. :)

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A fantastic business opportunity!

THIS COULD BE USED AS A BUSINESS AT FETE'S, GALA'S, OPENDAY'S, BIRTHDAYS ,CARNIVALS.

Sounds good.

 

CARRYING UPTO 8 CHILDREN + ADULT DRIVER

Well, you don't want to let the children drive, especially as the driver's seat appears to be a plastic chair.

 

THE CHASSIS IS BASED ON A VOLVO CAR,IT STARTS ON THE BUTTON AND RUNS WELL BUT WILL NEED SERVICING AND A WATER PUMP AS IT LEAKS

Fair enough. I'm sure the entrepreneurial budget allows a little tinkering.

 

TS BEEN STOOD FOR A WHILE BUT IS A GREAT FUN VEHICLE !!

Really?! Fantastic!

 

Oh.

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£380 gets you this Escort Ghia with funky Hella grille and Halfords-style rear spoiler. Shame the bloke's been dicked about but he almost deserves it with the advert text!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-ESC ... 0750638419

 

I was admiring this earlier, it looks crunchy as fook! Nice engine bay though:

 

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Yellow Escort belongs (I think) to Joe who used to be on here.

 

Maxi was listed at about £400 or so last time round, both the above are quite local to me so if anyone does want me to have a look over them let me know.

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NOT DANGEROUS KITTEN KILLER OMG UR A MORON IF YOU DONT LIKE THE STANCE

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-MINI-CLU ... 35bbb4dbd8

 

Wheel stupidity aside that's really nice.

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Is there another interior as utterly half arsed as this?

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Rattle can spray mixed with mingebag dash/seats c/w builders boot scratches tastic.

 

Oh, just in case you were worried the rest of this shit heap isn't up to the same 'standard' then check out the paintwork.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Ranger-2 ... 35bb486cb1

 

'This truck is nicknamed 'Celibacy' as no fucker is ever going to sleep with you if you drive it'

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Angus arse droppings-er of the month contender, check out this scat muncher.

 

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'Cheap Insurance due to Highly Modified Status. The insurance is cheap for this car due to the amount of mods. My renewal quote as a young driver for a standard MG zr + was £3000 after declaring all the mods this went down to £1500'

 

DEFO M8. I FITED 2 SCOBY ENGNES IN2 MY NOVA AND DA INSHURANS WNT DOWN 2 FORTY QUID A YR.

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Which, oddly enough, is exceptionally apt as it looks very similar to most of my daily businesses. Especially after a few pints and a curry.

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Winky

 

You've missed out the best part Billy!.

 

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Old skool Debenhams logo!, The same seller also has this JU Van, Have you seen the rest of the shite in his yard, I need to find this place!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS ... 20c50ebefb

 

In other news what about this Cosworth powered Mk3 Cortina, That would piss off the neighbours.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cortina-mk3-e ... 231cb3e16a

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My first is in salty, but never in pepper

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-Mk4 ... 3cc592dbc7

 

My second's in Peugeot, but never in Frog

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Peugeot- ... 23184bb30a

 

My third is in awful, but never in dog

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Vauxhall ... 20c505e2a2

 

And my last is in Zephyr, but not in filler or bog

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Zephyr-Z ... 3cc4d32149

 

So fellow shiters, what did you get your answer as?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-ESTIMA ... 256fc7ec9c

 

That's right me old taters, it's a (headgasket) spaz.

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Straight to the nearest multi storey car park and then fling the door open

 

You'd never get the chance since you'd beach it on the first ramp, at which point you could say "Nah, it's not really me." and wander off leaving the seller to face the consequences of OMG CAR PARK KHÄØS.

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In other news what about this Cosworth powered Mk3 Cortina, That would piss off the neighbours.

 

If I win the lottery tonight that will be outside my house this time next week.

 

 

It is utterly awesome. Just imagine the bright red faces of VAG TDI drivers as you overtake them

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