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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegr ... 0700999757

 

one similar to this one featured in the hit cult TVseries the proffesional's and possibly cagney & Lacey

 

I'm not sure if thats right, can someone photoshop Sharon Gless onto the bonnet of this please so i can check?

 

What a fanny he's obviously getting Cagney & Lacey confused with Starsky & Hutch, which we all know was bursting with Allegros.

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Taste versus money, you decide who wins.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Ra ... 2a1c262d2a

 

'professionally wrapped in Metallic Red across the roof and front to give the car some individuality!'

 

If I wrapped my COCK AND BOLLOCKS in cellophane and painted my big fat arse orange it'd be 'individual' but just like that heap of third rate, third divison toss no fucker would want to see it.

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Good luck Lobster.

 

This Allegro Estate is probably worse than it looks...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ALLEGR ... 41651f6c88

Hmmm...

 

The enquiry is complete.The vehicle details for RHN 330X are:

Date of Liability 20 04 2007

Date of First Registration 08 10 1981

Year of Manufacture 1981

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1485cc

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type PETROL

Export Marker N

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour RED

Vehicle Type Approval Not Available

 

Have I suddenly gone red/green colourblind?

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Tie down your love trumpets gents

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-strada-a ... 35bb9f701e

 

'....'

 

I don't actually know what the seller may/may not have typed, I just can't stop looking at the pictures.

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Regarding that Saxo... I'm on my own with this opinion, but it's so close to actually being good. The smoothing out of the lines is nearly something excellent, but ruined with the front lights and wheels. I also can't figure out where the back lights have gone. Wouldn't, if it makes any difference.

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Regarding that Saxo... I'm on my own with this opinion, but it's so close to actually being good. The smoothing out of the lines is nearly something excellent, but ruined with the front lights and wheels. I also can't figure out where the back lights have gone. Wouldn't, if it makes any difference.

 

I've seen a show Saxo (or maybe it was a Fiesta) where the rear lights were wafer thin LED strips hidden in a panel gap. It was pretty impressive. I agree that this one seems reasonably well executed, but the ad says it cost £27,000. Assuming that's not a typo, you can get an almost new Focus RS for that.

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If people keep posting those blue disability tripods I'm going to end up buying one with money I don't have. I've wanted one since I was too young to understand why cars have three pedals.

 

Those ones probably have one pedal and about 300 levers like something out of charlie and the chocolate factory.

 

My earliest memory is when one ran into the back of my nan's Chevette on the Sheffield Parkway because a bolt had come out of one of the linkages that makes the brakes work from the drivers wiggling their earlobe or something. I was absolutely livid! I loved that Chevette! I remember seeing blue fibreglass flying all over the place, it was quite spectacular

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If people keep posting those blue disability tripods I'm going to end up buying one with money I don't have. I've wanted one since I was too young to understand why cars have three pedals.

 

 

I didn't think they could be used on the road now?

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I've seen a show Saxo (or maybe it was a Fiesta) where the rear lights were wafer thin LED strips hidden in a panel gap. It was pretty impressive. I agree that this one seems reasonably well executed, but the ad says it cost £27,000. Assuming that's not a typo, you can get an almost new Focus RS for that.

 

Additionally, if I'd spend £27000 modifying my Saxo I probably wouldn't be using it to transport rolls of old carpets.

 

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Today I am mostly selling my Renault 4.

Hey Lobster, she's a beaut.

I didn't know you were so close to us here, just over the hill really (on the wrong side of the border), 40 mins away.

GLWS matey.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Chevy-Impala-European-Late-Model-Series-Race-car-Spaceframed-Nascar-V8-/190667447511?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c64aa5cd7

 

Hi M8, could U tax it 4 me so I can drive it back to Scotland?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-vauxhall-viva-hb-estate-very-rare-and-solid-but-got-fuel-problem-no-resevre-/270959358636?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f166fb2ac

 

Nice car but the advert looks like it's been encoded by an enigma machine.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-JAGUAR-XJS-AUTO-GREEN-/180866267054?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a1c7837ae

 

JUST TO ANSWER A QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ASKED A FEW TIMES,

 

YES I THINK I WOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF THE XJS OWNERS CLUB FIRING SQUAD , FOR PAINTING THE CAR THIS COLOUR,

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