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sorry and at the risk of one of those 'embarrased' emoticons due to me have having a few alcoholic drinks tonight

 

I don't understand?

 

It's a 1986 XR2 that was last on the road in 2008? I don't see the problem here?

 

Call my cynical if you will but...

 

Seller states barn find with only 45k on the clock, one owner, but no history.

 

I look at it and see potentially 22 years on the road, a 5 digit odometer, an original purchase invoice from a dealer in Torbay and a current location of Turra (636 miles from Torbay).

 

It just doesn't add up for me.

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Check out the loved-up clueless plonker selling this half baked bollocks...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/project-peuge ... 4ab6c954c4

...i have been working on for the last two and a half years, but due to getting in to a relation ship and committing i just dont have the time now

 

.. he's so obviously so wrapped up in his tart, he hasn't even realised the questions are from piss-takers.

You have done well in the last 2 and a half years
is the back bumper really held on with wheel trims..? could i drive it home..

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Oh, Doctor, c0ck doctor, can't you see my knob is burning, burning

Oh, Doctor, c0ck doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Shite at night gives such delight

Will my infection go before the morning light?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-VAUXHALL ... 3cc56df6cb

 

I've got BLUE VEINED THROMBOSIS just from looking at this car.

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Ooof! This looks FIT:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Private-Classic-Car-1972-Wolseley-1300-Mk-II-31-200-Miles-New-MOT-and-Free-Tax-/120900907257?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c264170f9#ht_500wt_1361

 

Not too far from me: finishes Sunday evening, could collect it and be home in time for cocoa and bye-byes - but wouldn't be able to sleep for excitement. Suspect it might get pricey though.

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Call my cynical if you will but...

Seller states barn find with only 45k on the clock, one owner, but no history.

I look at it and see potentially 22 years on the road, a 5 digit odometer, an original purchase invoice from a dealer in Torbay and a current location of Turra (636 miles from Torbay).

It just doesn't add up for me.

 

Well he did say he's got no history to back it up - and since Ford were daft (or inspired?) enough to think their cars would never go past 99,999 miles, all he can state is what it shows.

His alternative is to day it's "definitely" 45k, or perhaps to suggest it's 145k or even 245k.

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THESE ARE SUCH A LOOKER!!!

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/289621898.htm?ca=20_s

 

This one is 850€, its not been used for a bit but looks alright to me. MEGAWANT 5! I would love to go and A-frame this back to base.

 

Pow, pow, pow, pow; splumpf <- That's what that'd get... Abbeville isn't all that far from Calais, either (if it's the same Abbeville that has the little race circuit?)

 

How about I buy it, and you can admire it closely while you run lots of MIG wire over it for me, Mr Boll? :P:mrgreen:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150800856184? ... 1423.l2649

 

 

WHY??!!! These fetch good money BUT you can buy a painted one even this close to summer for the same money. I've got one - bought mine for a fair bit less when it was covered in snow - when it did thaw out I was amazed to find it was painted. I'm sending the kids out after school tomorrow with sheets of P250 wet n dry.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Highly-Modifi ... 4d00a5e019

 

Them doors is phat. The mother-ion-law might struggle though. Am I old and thick - what I can't understand is....

The insurance is cheap for this car due to the amount of mods. My renewal quote as a young driver for a standard MG zr + was £3000 after declaring all the mods this went down to £1500 and has not incresed for two years.

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I've read the ad - seems fair as he mentions £10 on the banner and then asks for reasonable offers. I'd go as far as £8.75.

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THE BOY IN THE BUBBLE

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Dare-DZ- ... 3cc5810dd6

 

'All parts ( should you need them) are available from the manufacturer or your local Ford dealer'

 

You want a n/s/f wing for a what? Never heard of one mate, piss off.

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Why does the Mini say MINGEE across the front? Am I missing something here? In my head, that's how I'd imagine a five year old pronouncing "minge" very loudly at the top of their little lungs after first learning the word from a mischievous Uncle who wants to embarrass his sister in the middle of Lidl when on the fraught weekly family shop.

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