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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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One of these passed me on the M6 yesterday, I thought good on you getting that old beast out to work. Then I noticed it was on a 67 plate!

 

They still make them.  You can get one today from your MB dealer:

 

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Take out the PCP from a very reasonable £18k down, and the bill is nudging £102k

 

You will* have the added benefit of your house price rising exponentially as long as you keep it static displayed on the drive.  Up until those lads from Bradford pinch it in the night and get it sent out the country

timolloyd Rank: Citroen Ami

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I've got a weird thing for the G Class. But the thoughts of buying one, then either

 

1. sweeping it off the driveway before it's 10th birthday

2. having to fly to Kinshasa every weekend to gather it up in bits, bring it home and rebuild it for Monday's commute

 

Put me off.

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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People love the VW Kombi Van, a design icon and bringer of new age hippyness, that sort of jargon right.

 

Well what if we Kmobined one of them and a caravan...

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Wat...

Yours for, well whatever the reserve price is...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-bay-window-karmann-gypsy/272912748088?hash=item3f8ade0e38:g:jXsAAOSwNqtZnbf7

There's something very similar on "in the night garden" - the pinky ponk isn't it?

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Volkswagen Karmann Mobil Gipsy

 

5291d3353e77612be19aa3a78a33e89e--vw-bus

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Shame it has been pineappled. I bet it is snail slow too

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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£10k for a CF pickup? Holy Cavcraft!!!!

 

 

 

s-l1600.jpghttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BEDFORD-CF2-Dropside-Truck-Van-in-White/122653420453?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D48786%26meid%3Dcd68caf7abb644c6b5e6685605c1c568%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D122795094476&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

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uk_senator Rank: Citroen Ami

uk_senator

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Even when I was a lad, 1600E orions were the holy grail. Lads had XR2s, 3is, Orion Ghias, but nobody had ever seen a 1600E in the flesh. A few people claimed to have a cousin/uncle/neighbour who had one with an escort turbo engine in and that was basically the best and most adult and respectable car anyone could imagine when I was 15.

 

This one lived near me, was owned from 2yo, but it got scrapped a couple of years back. So much for old Fords never dying..

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twosmoke300 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

twosmoke300

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That CF looks lovely now but id imagine rust showing everywhere in about 6 months. Depressing

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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richardmorris, on 06 Nov 2017 - 6:52 PM, said:

There's something very similar on "in the night garden" - the pinky ponk isn't it?

 

Er... it's the Ninky Nonk :oops:

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twosmoke300 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

twosmoke300

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In the night garden must have been written under the influence of some pretty good drugs I reckon

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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They made a hundred episodes!

 

Drugs.

bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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No, it isn't a fucked up OLLI, it's a RAT ROD you know. £5K to you.

 

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so Its a RR chassis, fitted with S3 bits, and doesn't do anything a LR is supposed to do .......

Crap 100" conversion...shite grill treatment..and needs knee capping for ruining 2 solihull products!!! 

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robinmasters Rank: Renault 16

robinmasters

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I reckon Makka Pakka's Og Pog needs lowering...

 

/Retrorides

 

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Og Pog needs 'the treatment'? Hit it wiv da stick brah.etc

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That's a feckton of money for a Sherpa cabriolet, too many about for it to be worth that

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Barried Scrote Mk2 van, with a South African flavour, so will rot like fook rapidly

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-MK2-van-1980-1600-Crossflow-engine/322858308277?hash=item4b2bdad2b5:g:7qMAAOSwOrlZ4kI0

 

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Overpriced, unusual southpaw Transit, with shonky paint, and barry ism, plus slight racism in the ad

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-MK2/332421732795?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D2b6cde440de44135a20699d027e96575%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D322858308277&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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Barried Scrote Mk2 van, with a South African flavour, so will rot like fook rapidly

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-MK2-van-1980-1600-Crossflow-engine/322858308277?hash=item4b2bdad2b5:g:7qMAAOSwOrlZ4kI0

 

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Overpriced, unusual southpaw Transit, plus slight racism in the ad

 

 

 

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Taking the piss out of the french isn't racism , we've been doing it for 1000 years

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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Quoted -

"This rare and hitherto ubiquitous car blah blah blah bollocks arse, will catch the attention of serious SD1 owner/ enthusiasts from home and abroad, . . ready to rock n roll.

 

Factory fitted air con in working order but electrically disconnected only due to loose belts. May need re-gassing".

 

- Okey dokey, how much, seeing as you can't be arsed doing the aircon (which is in working order, it just doesn't work, that's all it is,) on this hithertu ubiquitous car which will catch the attention of all serious Roverists from home and abroad?

 

 

"Twenty One Thousand Pounds Now, As Stated".

 

Very nice Vitesse but I was expecting maybe £2995. £3995 with room for negotiation. This one must be six or seven times better than they used to be.

Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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Quoted -

"This rare and hitherto ubiquitous car blah blah blah bollocks arse, will catch the attention of serious SD1 owner/ enthusiasts from home and abroad, . . ready to rock n roll.

 

Factory fitted air con in working order but electrically disconnected only due to loose belts. May need re-gassing".

 

- Okey dokey, how much, seeing as you can't be arsed doing the aircon (which is in working order, it just doesn't work, that's all it is,) on this hithertu ubiquitous car which will catch the attention of all serious Roverists from home and abroad?

 

 

"Twenty One Thousand Pounds Now, As Stated".

 

Very nice Vitesse but I was expecting maybe £2995. £3995 with room for negotiation. This one must be six or seven times better than they used to be.

 so good we only get to see 2sq ft at a time

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