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2 hours ago, warren t claim said:

Even I wouldn't go as far as including that description to sell a spares or repair MG6 and that's coming from someone who offers a shag with a hooker as a sales incentive on a Hyundai.

If ChatGPT can write an advert in the style of Warren, it may be the best thing on the internet since LOLcats

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This is so mind bogglingly, indescribably shit I can't even believe it. I've had to come out of retirement to drag it. Just look at the friggin state of that half inch thick 'carbon fibre' grille with two washing machine doors for headlight surrounds. And you're never even gonna know if the friggin suns out with that ridiculous forehead/brow on it. You'll just be rattlin along in the bastard dark all the time, stinking of diesel and (no doubt) chip fat. The door step looks like part of a climbing frame from the garden of a 'Harvester' pub. Just endless delight as every detail looks like a team of 100+ 'Last of the Summer Wine' castoffs have worked day and night to come up with the worst possible idea and execution.   Honestly this should be in a museum.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

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This is so mind bogglingly, indescribably shit I can't even believe it. I've had to come out of retirement to drag it. Just look at the friggin state of that half inch thick 'carbon fibre' grille with two washing machine doors for headlight surrounds. And you're never even gonna know if the friggin suns out with that ridiculous forehead/brow on it. You'll just be rattlin along in the bastard dark all the time, stinking of diesel and (no doubt) chip fat. The door step looks like part of a climbing frame from the garden of a 'Harvester' pub. Just endless delight as every detail looks like a team of 100+ 'Last of the Summer Wine' castoffs have worked day and night to come up with the worst possible idea and execution.   Honestly this should be in a museum.

 

 

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22 minutes ago, SEATMad said:

I like this a lot, and the seller is obvs a serial BL tat meister - but is a really quite rusty one worth 4.5k these days? I ask because i dont know, not because im saying it isnt worth that to someone (before anyone pipes up about how expensive everything is these days)

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19 hours ago, SEATMad said:

Note Junkyard Dog in picture!

If that could be secured for £5k (I know still ridiculous) get the wheels back to stock and lose the boot spoiler and fog lights, and put RHD pattern headlights on...it's one of the better value* escorts posted of late.

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19 hours ago, SEATMad said:

Happy to be tagged in any MK1 Mondy posts, it makes me feel all loved and special inside. Which is how the new owner of this will feel too.

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