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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-6-GT-DTI-2014-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-SALVAGE-EXPORT-TRADE-REPAIRABLE/113346689903
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Low Compression on cylinder No.4

 

was reported to drive fine prior to this issue

 
Most cars have driven fine before they lost compression on a cylinder.
 
 

Vehicle is generally in a clean condition inside and out but may benefit from a valet

 
So it isn't generally in a clean condition inside and out.
 
 

Some minor age related.


All minors are age related.
 
 

if you are unsure of the vehicles condition from the pictures and description please arrange a viewing before purchasing

 
I'm not at all unsure of the vehicle's condition from the pictures and description that it's terminally fucked and thus must be saved.

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Advertise your 1960s car with a b&w photograph.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Mercedes-200-Fintail/163351143025

 

 

 

The seller is outstandingly honest, though:

 

Beautiful car, needs those spot lights sacking off mind.

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If a car is frail enough to require an oxygen tent...
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Alvis-TD21-FHC-Wonderful-Investment-Opportunity/192709279135
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Wonderful Investment Opportunity

 

Oh do go back in your tent and stop messing about.

 

Tosser.

 

Although, my man maths make me think it's a wonderful investment opportunity, now that I've seen this:

 

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Do you remember that fucking picture dropping off the wall?
Do you remember parking my moped up in the college hall?
 

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Do you remember the commode seat we stole from the pensioner in the square?
Do you remember the back looked like a chromed up fucking beach chair?

 

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By the way didn't I etch your vase?
Please excuse me, I never meant to etch your vase
So sorry, I never meant to etch your vase
But you broke mine

 

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Do you remember Cliff Richard crowning David Cassidy with flowers?
Do you remember it on the living room floor in Bellend Park?

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Weighbridge is it too late to say I'm sorry?
And Weighbridge could we get it together again?
I just want to go on hoping that it'll come to an abrupt end

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-Vega-75s-1968-Lavender-Blue-Marillion-themed-scooter-Very-Rare/292794110968?hash=item442be393f8:g:seIAAOSwHt1bxkT5:rk:27:pf:0

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Austin X6 Tasman

 

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Don't worry, the white walls appear to be the removable plastic type.

 

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Green vinyl floor? Oh yes indeed.

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1970-AUSTIN-TASMAN-39000-ORIGINAL-MILES/153240116601?hash=item23add29d79:g:60QAAOSw36hb2WKI:rk:3:pf:0

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£10,500 in 'proper' money. What a car though.

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