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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Good afternoon, Stupid & Co, how may I help?

 

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'Yeah, alright love, can you still do owt I want?'

 

What in your mind you can tap, we'll make look really crap.

 

'Oh, nice one. Can I have John Leslie, Ian Durie and Mr Bean on me Vespa panel, please?'

 

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Anything else, boss?

 

'Yeah, I'll have the two lads out of 'Twin Town' with a black eyed Cliff Richard who's just had a bath with his toaster, pls'

 

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Anything else, chief?

 

'Hey that's brill thx M8. Erm, tell you what, on the tool box door I'll have Art Garfunkle, Casper the fucking ghost and David Hasselhoff, please'

 

Be ready Wednesday, ace.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vespa-PX200-Disc-2001-Custom-Scooter-The-Jam/192714739768?hash=item2cdeb19038:g:g7MAAOSwrGlb4aA~:rk:5:pf:0

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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My Godfather bought one of these, brand new, when he retired. He claimed it was a very well built , top quality vehicle and an absolute bargain. He moved to Spain and only traded it against a Duster last year.

 

His job before retirement? A QC inspector at Longbridge...

So not really qualified then !!! The shit he let go........

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Seeing that reminds me that my brother had an almost identical one years ago which "rested" on my mother's driveway for a considerable time, I say almost identical as it had a big scorch mark on the bonnet due to a minor engine fire. I don't remember what happened to it and can't remember if he ever fixed it. I do remember my mother telling me about it on the phone when he left it there, as when I asked what car it was, she said it was a blue one. (As she didn't drive I can understand her not knowing the make or model, but gold is nothing like blue)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Is it legally allowable to marry a van? Asking for a friend.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Combo-1-7D-Merit-775-4dr-1996-P-White-152k-MOT-just-expired/264026768394?hash=item3d7938c40a:g:CA4AAOSwC8Zb4cDX

 

Looks absolute fantastic as well as absolutely horrible. But mostly fantastic. Ok, all fantastic.

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pandamonium Rank: Renault 16

pandamonium

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Is it legally allowable to marry a van? Asking for a friend.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Combo-1-7D-Merit-775-4dr-1996-P-White-152k-MOT-just-expired/264026768394?hash=item3d7938c40a:g:CA4AAOSwC8Zb4cDX

 

Looks absolute fantastic as well as absolutely horrible. But mostly fantastic. Ok, all fantastic.

Yes, that is wonderful. Even better that the interior isn't as bad as the outside. See, it is possible to hoover and wipe over an interior before taking a photo, even on a shitter.

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drivewaymyway Rank: BL Wedge

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Ebay Item number 173622108108 is a Allagro estate in good condition in blue obviously..

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