eBay tat volume 3.

[Aston Martin]

Dammit, I need a non-matching pair.

 

I can't do it, I still need to grab the Alessi.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/485081075312104/

[Mrcento]

FIT AS

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-custom-mk5-smiley-face-1996/264027861042?hash=item3d79497032:g:dFsAAOSwEVpbnn9k

 

No mention of "Banana Engine"

 

Disappointed.

 

Out.

[Lacquer Peel]

No mention of "Banana Engine"

 

Disappointed.

 

Out.

What about referring to it as a "Smiley Transit"?

[Hertz]

Bloody Nora!

 

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1053270

[Mrcento]

What about referring to it as a "Smiley Transit"?

 

Only worth one point in Transit Bullshit bingo

 

The full house is

 

"Smiley face"

"Banana engine"

"The highly desirable engine everyone wants" (will accept legendary)

"Not the usual rot box" (regardless of how many holes it has).

"Becoming valuable" in any form.

 

A bit like this.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-N-FORD-TRANSIT-2-5-DI-MK5-SMILEY-RECOVERY-TRUCK-LEGENDRY-BANANA-TOP-ENGINE/263989814238?hash=item3d7704e3de:g:kOoAAOSwxGNbeU4i:rk:6:pf:0

[Hertz]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Sunbeam-1979-shell-with-V5-logbook-race-rally-retro-not-escort-mk1-mk2/123469422342?hash=item1cbf59df06:g:Mm8AAOSwylhb30K4:rk:8:pf:0

[egg]

Been in France two years....still has Roast Beef plates.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1519775938.htm/

 

[Cavcraft]

Hands up who wants a car that looks like a ghost that's farted in it's night gown?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Evolution-Hawk-Body-kit/253969482478?hash=item3b21c2c2ee:g:SxYAAOSwp7Rbl3Yy:rk:15:pf:0

[davehedgehog31]

900 quid, long mot, red carpets and shite paint. Just the way I like them

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-jaguar-xj40-xj6-3-2-s-sport-long-mot/273547246116?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

And next to the fresh oxidising sea air.

[New POD]

900 quid, long mot, red carpets and shite paint.  Just the way I like them

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-jaguar-xj40-xj6-3-2-s-sport-long-mot/273547246116?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

In the background the Sailing Club on Southport Marine Lake 

[egg]

Magnificent machineries of joy

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1510142898.htm/

 

[egg]

Ready and waiting. In France on Polish plates but has CT?

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1518684258.htm/

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A6-2-5-TDI-V6-Spares-and-Repairs/143005260268?hash=item214bc719ec:g:FdcAAOSwmUFb42BE

 

'there has been damaged the rear arch from Romanian lorry driver.'

 

He did fucking well to do that on your drive M8.

[New POD]

Hands up who wants a car that looks like a ghost that's farted in it's night gown?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Evolution-Hawk-Body-kit/253969482478?hash=item3b21c2c2ee:g:SxYAAOSwp7Rbl3Yy:rk:15:pf:0

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Veranti-Spyder-MR2-Kit-car-Kitcar-convertible-part-ex-px-swap/223190362350?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52543%26meid%3D06e4bb776425405b85a713124e433f45%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D253969482478%26itm%3D223190362350&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

Now you got me looking at kit cars instead of going to bed. 

 

I think this Quite not nasty 

[egg]

1.3

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1518027532.htm/

 

[egg]

As Cav alluded to, Granny's are just undervalued. €2.5k doesn't look out of the way for this as only 50km mileage.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1512412156.htm/

 

[egg]

Just north of Cambrai, we find this 'Sod MOT' beauty...

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1518825808.htm/

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A6-2-5-TDI-V6-Spares-and-Repairs/143005260268?hash=item214bc719ec:g:FdcAAOSwmUFb42BE

 

'there has been damaged the rear arch from Romanian lorry driver.'[/size]

 

He did fucking well to do that on your drive M8.

Other lorry drivers are available.

[egg]

This is in Le Mans. I believe Saabnut is sometimes nearby

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1402033313.htm/

 

[Asimo]

If I was half a metre shorter.........

 

 

 

I hope that there's a Kermit green Clan somewhere, with a beige headlamp pod.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Clan-crusader-1972-project/253967057384?hash=item3b219dc1e8:g:IhsAAOSwuMRb4JNf

[w00dy]

A red 3-door Astra Estate: Good

 

 

With a 240bhp B204: Awesome.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-mk2-estate-turbo-b204-not-c20let/183524096559

[New POD]

A red 3-door Astra Estate: Good

 

 

With a 240bhp B204: Awesome.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-mk2-estate-turbo-b204-not-c20let/183524096559

Were I single, and irresponsible I'd buy it. Perfect daily driver.

[anonymous user]

But is it, still 1300 on the logbook mate

[Tadhg Tiogar]

But is it, still 1300 on the logbook mate

 

Insurance position could be of interest....

[egg]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1520128556.htm/

 

[binhoker668]

This is in Le Mans. I believe Saabnut is sometimes nearby

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1402033313.htm/

 

 

It's a Hirst special!

Where did he ever go eh? 

 

[Fat_Pirate]

It's a Hirst special!

Where did he ever go eh? 

 

He lives on at Twitter.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This sounds like fun:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/horsebox-7-5-ton/283248792685

 

 

 

This horsebox has an engine issue,believe the bottom end has gone,possibly run dry and pistons seized.

The cab does not tilt so access to the engine is via the underneath of the cab

[oldcars]

Reliant fox who's party trick is levitation.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/reliant/reliant-fox-58k-miles-spares-repairs-restoration/1319738627

[somewhatfoolish]

I'd be surprised if this would attract a buyer at a quarter of the current asking price.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-ARMSTRONG-SIDDELEY-STAR-SAPPHIRE/123469073712

 

 

ATCNBE

Even minty Sapphires do well to hit half that; comments on FB suggest the paint is shit so it's not mint and probably full of wob like most others, as you say a quarter is a more realistic maximum and then only if the vendor is prepared to wait for one of the tiny pool of people who have both 10 grand and a desire to spend their leisure time explaining that it's not a Jaguar/Bentley/whatever. I'd rather a 234 TBH.