eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a bike that looked good I would call her

I wish I had a grinder at full chat and a big fucking bat

to take to this VR46 Impala

Montesa Impala/VR46 Project | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

Freight Rover 255 Sherpa Classic Truck, van, Pick Up, 1984 Petrol with spares | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

Renault Extra Van Phase 1 1986 | eBay UK

It's had an engine change from a 1.4 to a 1.1, and now the latter is seized.

[Cavcraft]

Ford Transit Ice Cream Van recently refurbished. | eBay UK

'Recently refurbished'

By pumping 25 litres of Wall's finest into the wheel arches and door by the look of it.

[Cavcraft]

Fish & Chip Van Ford Transit Mk3 | eBay UK

Who the fucking hell buys a Transit mobile chip shop that runs on petrol? All that free fuel wasted.

[Cavcraft]

Ford Cargo Tilt And Slide 1990 | eBay UK

'Test exempt'

 

[alcyonecorporation]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Renault Extra Van Phase 1 1986 | eBay UK

It's had an engine change from a 1.4 to a 1.1, and now the latter is seized.

That's van's shit out of luck. 
Life's just 'extra' like that.

[Cavcraft]

ford granada mk2 | eBay UK

Utterly, utterly fantastic. If you can buy an Isopon filled Mk2 Escort with stupid wheel arches and a Xflow engine for ten grand (or whatever they are) this looks a great buy at a smidge under £12,000. 

[Cavcraft]

Classic Rover P5 3.5l V8, unique privacy screen 1966 | eBay UK

'One of the standout features of this car is its factory-fitted limousine-style privacy division, complete with the original sliding glass partition between the front and rear compartments. This is an unique bespoke factory upgrade and makes the car particularly interesting for collectors and enthusiasts.'

Wonder if it was a funeral or mayor's car?

[D.E]

Behold! An car!

2004 Daewoo Lacetti 1.4 SE

[Cavcraft]

Bedford CF2 Drop Side Pick-Up Truck 1987, BARN FIND | eBay UK

It's not even that far from Ramrod towers.

[DSdriver]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Classic Rover P5 3.5l V8, unique privacy screen 1966 | eBay UK

'One of the standout features of this car is its factory-fitted limousine-style privacy division, complete with the original sliding glass partition between the front and rear compartments. This is an unique bespoke factory upgrade and makes the car particularly interesting for collectors and enthusiasts.'

Wonder if it was a funeral or mayor's car?

Or one of the Downing Street fleet?

[D.E]

1989 Buick Riviera

[Cavcraft]

1980 MGB roadster | eBay UK

'Car has done the nc500 The wild atalantic way,causeway coast and trips to france' 

All those miles and it got damaged by a reversing dog.

[Cavcraft]

1993 VOLVO 940 Highlander. Spares or repairs. Barn find. Project. 1 owner | eBay UK

'Engine turns fine. Will need new fuel to fire'

Surely to God they're not so tight as to throw a tenner's worth of pez in it?

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

Morris Marina 1.3 Coupe 1979

No crystal ball required

See

[New POD]

On 07/07/2026 at 16:52, Cavcraft said:

Land Rover Free Lander 3.9 V8 Automatic | eBay UK

Makes it easier to remove the prop for 'economy' I suppose.

What the actual fuck. ???  

One stop by the DVLA and that's getting crushed. 

[sheffcortinacentre]

4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Classic Rover P5 3.5l V8, unique privacy screen 1966 | eBay UK

'One of the standout features of this car is its factory-fitted limousine-style privacy division, complete with the original sliding glass partition between the front and rear compartments. This is an unique bespoke factory upgrade and makes the car particularly interesting for collectors and enthusiasts.'

Wonder if it was a funeral or mayor's car?

Latter I would think or possibly a managing director.

Leeds plt looks pretty original so doubtful ex pm fleet.

[sheffcortinacentre]

37 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1980 MGB roadster | eBay UK

'Car has done the nc500 The wild atalantic way,causeway coast and trips to france' 

All those miles and it got damaged by a reversing dog.

No beeper obviously.

[sheffcortinacentre]

26 minutes ago, New POD said:

What the actual fuck. ???  

One stop by the DVLA and that's getting crushed. 

Why simply a shell swap both land/range rover products  if on chassis reg. all I can see is tyres need to be covered.

[Cavcraft]

2009 Bentley Continental Flying Spur 6.0 W12 Spares Or Repair | eBay UK

No alarms going off in anyone's head about this I'm sure. 

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/178281333729?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01KX1TMPV7MYVFKG65VT95CCFN&hash=item29826543e1%3Ag%3A5G8AAeSwYV9pIFYp&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA0GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xAbSeeGIf2xhlNt70Opfvae%2FFeFv60wpsSyQW3%2FEAUj0h4llGLgyhQhEF%2FuCbSGxjdk5xSv%2FA7ZDxZWLxH6qgEOt7W6uhzw1c37o6AGlMdFTMJ8jRRCL0SrLjEkOKpH1g8FindLl%2BdcAa4t3zoQJgkvezPOeOgNz72ZxTREhhl2YAGJqjo2YKZi%2Bn5KdoX10DE5r0tDDT3PtNDpKOpgxlvvwwwxpQpd4itG%2FDrIWvY9VjQtuEIf5XuCWsMFN%2FQUmuY%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR9zt0rroZw&keyword=classic+cars&sacat=0&relatedSearch=true

Rotten left hooker for 2.2k or best offer. Don't think they would go for my best offer. 

[Schaefft]

3 hours ago, D.E said:

1989 Buick Riviera

Oof I like that! Pretty sure I've seen it sell on eBay before but it could be another one.

[adw1977]

3 hours ago, Momentary Lapse Of Reason said:

Morris Marina 1.3 Coupe 1979

BASE!  The cheapest possible Marina, they were only making the two door as a 1300 base and 1300L by that stage.

[sheffcortinacentre]

2 hours ago, Rustybullethole said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/178281333729?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01KX1TMPV7MYVFKG65VT95CCFN&hash=item29826543e1%3Ag%3A5G8AAeSwYV9pIFYp&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA0GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xAbSeeGIf2xhlNt70Opfvae%2FFeFv60wpsSyQW3%2FEAUj0h4llGLgyhQhEF%2FuCbSGxjdk5xSv%2FA7ZDxZWLxH6qgEOt7W6uhzw1c37o6AGlMdFTMJ8jRRCL0SrLjEkOKpH1g8FindLl%2BdcAa4t3zoQJgkvezPOeOgNz72ZxTREhhl2YAGJqjo2YKZi%2Bn5KdoX10DE5r0tDDT3PtNDpKOpgxlvvwwwxpQpd4itG%2FDrIWvY9VjQtuEIf5XuCWsMFN%2FQUmuY%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR9zt0rroZw&keyword=classic+cars&sacat=0&relatedSearch=true

Rotten left hooker for 2.2k or best offer. Don't think they would go for my best offer. 

Gets to circa £700 each time it's on, people can't seem to understand these won't fetch escort money ( no matter how much you call it a cortina) &  require a bulkhead/dash swap to make RHD & there are still plenty out there only an S/Ghia 2dr will sell then it'll struggle .

People aren't willing to put the time & effort in &  definitely not a financially viable job. I've considered a mk5 2dr Ghia several times & would probably take me a weekend ( with a prepped bulkhead to go in but then all the time consuming refit would start & it would be a keeper as you'd never recoup your expenditure.

[D.E]

Alvis Stalwart

[wesacosa]

[Rustybullethole]

10 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Gets to circa £700 each time it's on, people can't seem to understand these won't fetch escort money ( no matter how much you call it a cortina) &  require a bulkhead/dash swap to make RHD & there are still plenty out there only an S/Ghia 2dr will sell then it'll struggle .

People aren't willing to put the time & effort in &  definitely not a financially viable job. I've considered a mk5 2dr Ghia several times & would probably take me a weekend ( with a prepped bulkhead to go in but then all the time consuming refit would start & it would be a keeper as you'd never recoup your expenditure.

Which is all a shame as they are pretty cool. For the asking it's out of my hobby/unconcerned with future retail price range too. 

[Hertz]

£3000 - This actually looks half decent for one of these. 

https://www.facebook.com/share/18vjb6Ke1F/

 

[rob88h]

 

“rolling she’ll with good gearbox and different.”